Pay 99 yuan: create a mysterious funeral for you

Chapter 1 Activate the god-level payment funeral system!

Chapter 1 Activate the god-level payment funeral system!

"I thought it was a high-end start, but I didn't expect to drive high and go low. How dare you inherit a funeral company? The books are clean, and you can't even make a profit?"

Su Chen looked at the slightly dilapidated funeral company in front of him, and couldn't help but dejectedly said.

After traveling to this world, he inherited the legacy of that cheap daddy, saying it was a company.

I thought it was a good listed company, but I didn't expect it to be such a dilapidated storefront, just a small storefront claiming to be a company!

Moreover, it is not an auspicious storefront.

The word funeral is enough to stop countless people from going outside.

Looking at the store in front of him that was about to lose money and couldn't even pay the rent, Su Chen felt a headache. If he continued to do this, he might even pay for his underpants!

If you persist for another month, if you can't pay the rent, you will close your business!

Thinking of the landlady's arrogant, beaming eyebrows, nose not nose, eyes not eyes expression, Su Chen felt terribly aggrieved.

If it wasn't for her pretty looks, decent temperament, and better looks, that old woman would have kicked herself out a long time ago!

【Ding!The god-level payment funeral system is being activated! 】

At this time, a crisp sound suddenly sounded in my ears!

system? !
Su Chen was stunned, and quickly realized that this should be the system in the web article!
In his previous life, he had read many novels!

The standard artifact for traversers, I never thought that I would have a system myself! ?
really,

[Congratulations, the host has successfully bound the god-level payment funeral system! 】

[This system can provide funeral services at various prices, and strives to create the most perfect mysterious funeral for customers, one-stop boutique service! 】

[As long as the price paid is in place, we can formulate funeral arrangements for all levels!Give customers a mysterious and terrifying past! 】

[The current price provided by the system has been announced on the corresponding network platform, and customers can wait for their own contact! 】

[Every time the host completes a funeral service, he will receive additional rewards from the system! 】

Listening to the system's voice, a smile appeared on Su Chen's face.

Not bad!

This system is still related to my own job.

Funeral service, in fact, Su Chen doesn't really want to do this line of work, after all, it's too cloudy, and he often comes into contact with dark things.

However, since the system has appeared, it is impossible to quit.

Quickly look at the price and service provided by the system.

[Pay 1 yuan, and there will be a hundred men in black wearing wireless headphones above your funeral, a black Maybach will appear at the funeral, and an old man in a Chinese tunic suit will walk towards your tombstone. Bow deeply, present a bouquet, and leave solemnly! 】

[Pay 10 yuan, the day of the funeral will be cloudy and rainy, a Chinese-style red flag car will appear at the funeral, and above your funeral there will be three thousand men in black with umbrellas, three old men in black tunic suits, and two full of tears Women of the water, salute your tombstone! 】

They are all ostentatious scenes, even if it is an ordinary person's funeral, it can make everyone wonder how mysterious and terrifying the deceased must have been during his lifetime!

After all, where do these mysterious characters and ostentations appear at ordinary people's funerals?
Almost every price range corresponds to different noodles, the higher the price, the more grand and high-end the noodles!
Looking at the rows corresponding to these prices, out of curiosity, Su Chen looked at the row with the highest price!
[Pay one trillion yuan, and your funeral will be announced to the heavens in the form of a live broadcast. All the famous people in the world will come to your grave and bow down for you!The world trembles, everything is dim, and Kowloon pulls the coffin!The heavens and the earth show visions, all the stars in the sky turn into your tombstones, and the sun and the moon do it for you!

The Coffin of Nine Dragons hides you deep in the void and eternity, and all living beings worship and praise you!

The Emperor of Myriad Worlds sees you off!

Buddha statues in temples all over the world, chant sutras for you!
The gods weep for you!

Women in thousands of worlds will weep bitterly for you!

Numerous treasures will protect your body and turn it into a funerary object!



After seeing the last line of service, Su Chen was stunned!
He didn't dare to read any more, he just felt his heart beating faster, wishing he could have such a funeral right away!

Being able to have such a well-arranged funeral is worth it even if you die immediately!
This kind of funeral configuration, absolutely!
I don't know what kind of person can afford such a funeral!

What will it be like when these events, characters, and treasures appear together?
After a while,

Su Chen subdued his erratic consciousness slightly, and returned to life. His dilapidated store was about to close down.

Now that all the necessary configurations are in place, the next step is to wait for the predestined customers.

Since Su Chen was the only one in the store, he could only take care of the store by himself.

Time soon came to noon.

The funeral company's phone is ringing!
This is a landline phone, Su Chen quickly put down what he was doing and answered the phone.

"Hi! Hello, is this Su's Funeral Company?"

On the other end of the phone, there was a hoarse old man's voice, with vicissitudes in his tone.

Since Su's Funeral Company has been in Qingyang County for several years, some people know about the existence of Su's Funeral Company.

Hearing this, Su Chen replied:
"Yes, we are Su's Funeral Company here, specializing in funeral services!"

"Well, that's good! I want to do a funeral service, but I'm not very mobile at the moment. Do you think you can send someone over?"

Listening to the old man's voice, he looked a little weak.

It should be really inconvenient to move.

Forget it, the first business after the system is activated cannot be let go easily!

Su Chen hurriedly said enthusiastically:

"Okay, no problem! Just tell me the address, and I'll go there in person!"

Soon, after the other party explained the address.

Su Chen tidied up briefly, put on his rather handsome black leather armor, kicked his motorcycle and set off on the road.

The address is at No. 648, Huanhe Community, Qingyang County, not too far away.

now,

The Huanhe community is called a community, but it is actually an old housing area.

No. 648 is a dilapidated old house.

The door was closed.

The big red characters, brushed on the wall, are particularly glaring.

An old man was sitting in the yard, his face was devastated, his face was pale and his hands trembled slightly.

An old-fashioned military cap on the head, after many repairs, looks a bit heavy and worn out.

His name is Chu Guozhong, and he is a veteran.

A medal on the chest is shining brightly under the reflection of the sun.

However, the marks left by the years on his body are too heavy, the wrinkles on his face seem to be full of vicissitudes, and he no longer has the brave and good fighting spirit of the past, even walking two steps will make him out of breath!

Thinking back to those days, when there was a hail of bullets and gunfire, he charged into battle without even frowning. How brave was he?

Chu Guozhong was filled with emotion, now that he is terminally ill, the time left to him is running out.

The hero is late, the sunset is west~
Just now, he saw the advertisement that popped up on his mobile phone, it was from Su's Funeral Company, and the funeral service in it made him, a veteran, feel inexplicably excited!In life, he was plain and low-key, but if he can be awe-inspiring after death, it seems to be considered good?
After I retired back then, I was qualified to serve in Kyoto, but due to various reasons, I returned to this small county, got married and had children, and lived a busy life. I think, not long ago, the house was notified to be demolished, and a batch of demolition funds were allocated!

This batch of demolition funds immediately seemed like a reminder, and the children began to quarrel wildly, arguing and fighting to divide up this batch of demolition funds!

Under the temptation of money, the family affection and filial piety of the past are worthless!
Faced with the reaction of his sons and daughters, Chu Guozhong, a veteran, was furious and donated all the demolition funds to charity organizations!
Decades ago, he braved the rain of guns and bullets for the Dragon Kingdom, fighting and devoted his allegiance!
Now, this money has been selflessly donated again!Contribute to the country!
When he saw the advertisement of Su's Funeral Company, he was a little moved!
Looking at the photo of his wife beside him, tears welled up in Chu Guozhong's eyes:
"My wife, I'm coming down to accompany you soon, so let me be selfish for the last time!"

At this time, the door was knocked!
Chu Guozhong tremblingly went to open the door,

It was Su Chen standing outside the door
 New book set sail, need recommendation ticket and reward escort

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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