Douluo: I Don't Want to Be a God, I Actually Became a God

One month after enrolling, the five of them, as all the students in the academy, were under the hands of more than a dozen teachers:
Today, Mr. Li Yusong, who is holding a dragon stick, may take the lucky student to the open field for actual combat;
Tomorrow, the smiling Shao Xin teacher may be taken to a room that looks like a kitchen to be taught dark cooking, and to understand the horror of food-type soul masters;
In another day, it may be Teacher Lu Qibin who is holding a chessboard again, teaching them how to form an army with a chess game, and then killing them on the chessboard... without leaving any behind;
In addition to these teachers who appeared during the enrollment process, teachers with faces that are unfamiliar to a few people will come out from time to time to teach and tease them. , Some went to the farmland to feel the plants, and some went to experience how to tame animals...

All in all, during this period of time, even though there were only two hours of class every day, it also benefited Yiyi and the others a lot.

It has always been just a theory on paper, but it can't be said to be hand-in-hand teaching at Shrek Academy, but it is not far from teaching, and it has been put into action and practiced.

Until they were killed on the chessboard played by Teacher Lu Qibin again, the few who were killed had nothing to say, even Tang San, who persisted for the longest time, rubbed his frowning brows and said Can't say anything.

At the end of the lesson, Lu Qibin, who took back the black and white pieces one by one, seemed to have just thought of something, stroked his beard, and slowly said to the children with dark clouds above their heads and black lines all over their bodies:

"Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you, today my class is the last class of this month, and then, the college will give you five days off, what are you going to do tomorrow, you don't need to go to the big playground anymore assembled."

"it is good!"

The five people responded sparsely.

The listless appearance made Lu Qibin smile and stroke his beard again, muttering, "You guys are still far behind. Five days later, it's time for you Teacher Shao to give you some exercise."

Xiao Wu was shocked, "Don't! Teacher, look again, how energetic we are!"

Yu Yuyi reluctantly sat upright on the cushion, "Mr. Lu, let us go!"

Oscar grabbed his collar and wailed: "...I don't want to eat dark food anymore!"

Always calm, Tang San, who claimed to be the elder brother among the three and was bound to be a role model for the two friends, couldn't help covering his mouth and turning his face away, with a gloomy expression on his face.

Even Dai Mubai, who also went through the one-year course, twitched the corners of his mouth, he was also indifferent to Teacher Shao's dark cooking.

Who knows, this kind of thing is different every time, but the same thing is challenging the bottom line of their taste buds.

"Hehehe. It seems that everyone has a lot of comments. I suggest that Shao Xin listen to it. It may be better."

Lu Qibin smiled and looked at the children who became lively for a moment, and silently gave Shao Xin a thumbs up in his heart.

He thought to himself, as expected, a younger teacher would have more common topics with the children!
If one of Yiyi and the others could hear Lu Qibin's emotions, he would bring the dark dishes to the teacher, pointing to the food that could make people feel the breath of death, and accuse him of his heartfelt feelings.

But sadly, no one could hear it.

They vehemently refuted Mr. Lu's sudden whim, and after finally dispelling his terrible idea, several of them collapsed in a low room enclosed as a chess room.

Dai Mubai sat cross-legged on the soft cushion, with his arms resting on his thighs while supporting his face, and asked: "We have five days of vacation starting tomorrow, what do you plan to do?"

Tang San thought for a while, and said decisively: "Cultivate soul power, how about you, Boss Dai?"

Xiao Wu, who was resting on Yiyi's thigh, curled her lips and said, "Little San, you are so boring. Anyway, Yiyi and I are going to Soto City for a few days! Right, Yiyi~"

Listening to the coquettish voice in her ears, Yiyi was used as a pillow, but Yiyi, who was also lying down, made a sleepy voice, "Yes, but I may have to sleep until I wake up naturally before going out."

This month, get up early every day.

It made Yiyi, who was used to sleeping for a long time in this Douluo Continent, a little overwhelmed.

Dai Mubai also raised his hands after hearing what the two girls said, "I also have something to go to Soto City, let's go together then."

Xiao Wu thought of the kind of hotel where she first met Dai Mubai, her eyes instantly became meaningful, and she pointed at Dai Mubai's long "噫——".

Seeing this scene, Dai Mubai also held his forehead speechlessly, "Xiao Wu, be a good girl, don't look at me with that look and expression. And I'm not as good as you think?!"

Xiao Wu pretended to be stupid: "Eh? What am I thinking? Boss Dai, how do you know?"

"Really, it's not you anyway, and it's not what you think in your mind, delete the indescribable things for me!"

Dai Mubai said frantically against the changed eyes of the rest of the people.

Oscar was the first to succumb to Dai Mubai's coercion, he immediately used his actions to divert everyone's attention.

At the beginning, he still cared about his image in front of the two girls, but after getting along for a month, he resolutely put Yiyi and Xiao Wu into the ranks of brothers.

Now there is no image to bury their heads in the cushions that they bought at their own expense because they were sitting in class and their knees hurt. It was muffled in the middle.

"For me, I will sleep for five days and five nights, and no one will wake me up..."

As a roommate, Tang San still couldn't help but care and said: "Sleep for so long, you will have a headache, why don't you practice soul power with me?"

Turned over, lying on his back, clasped his hands on his chest, closed his eyes serenely and pretended to be a corpse Oscar: "Don't... I'm already a corpse, the kind that calls out souls for small things, and digs graves for big things."

"Ah...Little Ao, no, why did you... why did you go to Oscar? You are still so young."

Xiao Wu on top of the showman got up resolutely, squatted beside Oscar and took out a handkerchief, crying, and wiped away the non-existent tears along the way.

Oscar'Fraud Corpse' sat up and opened his eyes to accept the scene: "I am not reconciled, I am not reconciled...I died so badly...Why did I die under the training of more than a dozen teachers..."

"I'm not reconciled...Xiao Wu, you have to remember to stay away from darkness, darkness, material, and reasoning, uh—!"

After finishing speaking, he collapsed on the cushion again, and what the 'deceitful corpse' dipped in water and wrote on the stone table earlier was the word 'miserable'.

Xiao Wu looked at Oscar who fell down with his eyes wide open, and his face was full of sadness. She stretched out her hand to cover Oscar's eyelids, closing those hard-to-close eyes.

Then he casually pressed the cushion on one side into Oscar's arms as a flower.

Finally, Xiao Wu put her hands together in front of her chest, "Rest in peace... Xiao Ao."

Tang San:……

Dai Mubai: ...

Yu Yuyi: ... 6
Not long ago, he opened the door and came in. Originally wanted to tell the children the holiday news, but was forced to watch the whole play, Zhao Wuji twitched the corner of his mouth, pressed down the raised cross on his forehead, and raised the corner of his mouth reluctantly.

"You... are playing, what, what, what!"

In the end, I couldn't help it, and lifted the two cushions they used for acting.

Oscar & Xiao Wu: "Ahaha, Mr. Zhao, why are you here..."

As the chickens who provoked trouble in the process of killing chickens to warn monkeys, the two most annoying children who were caught had innocence written all over their faces at this time.

Zhao Wou-ki just wanted to scare these children, after grabbing and shaking them, he still put them down.

He shook his head and said, "Don't play tricks, I'm telling you that the next five days will be a monthly holiday. And when you come back after the holiday, your dean who is away from home should also be back."

There are always a few sand sculptures in the life of the college.After all, they are still children.

And the number of teachers in the academy is privately set. In the original book, Dai Mubai said that even if Tang San and four others joined, the number of students would be far less than the number of teachers.However, in addition to the dean and the deputy dean, the three teachers (not counting the masters) were obviously inconsistent, so I revised the number of teachers here.

After all, it is an academy that only wants monsters, so there should be something to offer, such as the strength of teachers.