The rise of the poor

Chapter 98

There is an extra fox in the room, which is a lot of inconvenience.

Zhu Ping'an, who had been busy all morning, finally found time. When he was writing strategies on the desk by the window to review and prepare for the exam, the demon girl who had taken medicine sat on the side with her slender hand holding her chin to read the strategies written by Zhu Ping'an. The jade hand stirred the inkstone to grind ink indiscriminately.

Suddenly, the demon girl laughed.

The idea of ​​​​writing was interrupted by the laughter of the demon girl. Zhu Ping'an really had an urge to sell this demon girl to a laughter place to make her laugh enough.

"Let's keep the water from the well and don't break the river. You care for your wounds, and I'll write my words." Zhu Ping'an glanced at the demon girl lightly. He didn't worry about his life, so he didn't care anymore.

"You are really ignorant. People are kind enough to help you correct the mistakes in your text, but you are ruthless." The demon girl rolled her eyes and said coquettishly.

"Sister, please forgive me, I'm still young."

I don't know what's good or bad, and the corners of Zhu Ping'an's mouth are twitching. Why does this sound so awkward? It is said that ancient women were not the most concerned about the defense of men and women. of.Besides, how can you see the mistakes in my text, I have been working on this policy for a long time.

Wen Yan's face darkened, and she seemed to be very disgusted by the word "eldest sister", which seemed to be a common problem for women, and she was very taboo to say that she was older, even though she was only seventeen or eighteen.

"You really don't know what to do, your sentence is so funny." The demon girl stretched out her slender hand, pointed to a sentence in Zhu Ping'ance's essay, and laughed angrily.

The sentence that the girl pointed to is exactly the sentence in Zhu Ping'an's theory of "starting to talk": inherently the snipe and mussels fight each other, and the fisherman wins.

Seeing that what the demon girl said was serious, Zhu Ping'an read the sentence again, and found nothing wrong with it.The meaning of the question is mixed with scattered lines to cover the whole situation. This is exactly how I started my speech. There is nothing wrong with it.

Therefore, Zhu Ping'an ignored the teasing of the demon next to him, and continued to write his own strategy.

"You are such a boring person. Look at this snipe and clam fighting. The word is very funny." Seeing that Zhu Ping'an was ignoring him, the demon girl just snatched the brush from Zhu Ping'an's hand.

The green clothes hold the inkstone to remind the question paper, and the red sleeves add fragrance to read.

Nima, it's all bullshit.

Zhu Ping'an didn't have any similar thoughts at all. Instead, he felt that the beautiful witch beside him was really annoying, and he wanted to sweep her out of the house.

"Give me the pen!" Zhu Ping'an said lightly.

"No, unless you admit that the snipes and mussels are very funny." The demon girl smiled and looked at Zhu Ping'an, holding the brush and shaking it gently.

"It's ridiculous to compete with snipe and clam!" Zhu Ping'an didn't know how many times he wanted to sell this laugh-loving demon girl to a place of laughter.

"Then tell me about the fight between the snipe and the clam." The demon girl didn't know what Zhu Ping'an was thinking, so she urged Zhu Ping'an with a smile to tell the story of the fight between the snipe and the clam.

After the mussel clipped the snipe's mouth, the mussel said that if I don't let go of my mouth today, if I don't let go of my mouth tomorrow, the sun will kill you!

When Zhu Ping'an said this, he saw the demon girl clutching her stomach and laughing.

What's so funny about this?

"Don't mussels speak with their mouths, can they speak without their mouths, then don't they loosen their mouths when they speak, giggling, people laugh to death. I dare to use this kind of word, and I am not afraid of the examiner's laughter breaking my stomach"

The demon girl covered her stomach and laughed, as if she was very happy that she was able to tease Zhu Ping'an. These scholars are all stupid, which is really funny.

"Is it interesting to play word games?" Zhu Ping'an said indifferently, a little disdain for the demon girl's strong words.

The girl suppressed a smile and nodded.

Zhu Ping'an turned his head to look out the window, the sun was gradually slanting to the west, and before he knew it, most of the day had passed.The county test is much easier than the prefectural test. The ability of the people who take the prefectural test is much stronger than that of the county test, but the pass rate is much lower than the county test.Compared with these old friends who are immersed in the Eight Gus all day long, he is still relatively tender, and he can only make full use of his time.So, this annoying witch has to be put aside.

"Since you like to play word games so much, why don't I play word games with you when I debut. If you can't answer, then return the brush to me. It's cool and you can't stay there. Don't bother me." Zhu Pingan looked A demon girl with a provocative smile on the corner of her mouth.

"Little benefactor, what if I answer it?" The demon girl asked with a smile. She had just played with Zhu Ping'an, and Zhu Ping'an had no idea what kind of difficult word games she could play.

"That's up to you." Zhu Ping'an was not worried at all.

"Then don't regret it." The girl smiled and looked at Zhu Ping'an, "You scholars are always self-righteous."

"There are 6 steamed buns in the basin, and 6 children, each of whom gets 1 steamed bun, but there is still 1 steamed bun in the basin, why?"

Zhu Ping'an explained a brain teaser that is popular in modern times. Brain teasers first originated in ancient India. Ancient China, at least the Ming Dynasty, had not been exposed to such a way of thinking. The way of thinking of the ancients is It is difficult to come up with the answer, and I believe that the witch is no exception.

After Zhu Ping'an finished speaking, the demon girl frowned and thought. She couldn't understand why. There were six steamed buns in total, each of the six children took one, and all the six steamed buns were taken out. There will be another in the running basin.

The witch frowned, frowning.

"Return the pen to me, stay where you are cool, don't disturb me again!" Zhu Ping'an stretched out his hand and said lightly.

"No, this is simply impossible, you are cheating!" The girl held the brush tightly, expressing dissatisfaction with Zhu Ping'an's question.

"What you can't think of is impossible?" Zhu Ping'an pouted and laughed.

"Unless you can tell the answer, you are cheating!" The girl firmly believed that Zhu Ping'an couldn't tell the answer. In her eyes, this question was completely nonsense, and there was no answer at all, because it would make no sense. impossible things.

"What if I say it?" Zhu Ping'an asked lightly.

"If you say it, I will return the brush to you." The girl blinked.

Zhu Ping'an glanced at the girl and said lightly:

"Because the last child took the basin away in pieces."

The last child took the pot away one by one, and there must be a steamed bun in the pot.

The demon girl stared at Zhu Ping'an for a long time, and then returned the brush to Zhu Ping'an with an unwilling face, but still did not leave, still holding her chin.

In her words, she just promised to return the brush, but did not promise to walk away.

"Then I'll ask another question, you go there and stay there." Zhu Ping'an took the brush, dipped it in the ink, looked at his own strategy, and spoke slowly, without looking at the witch beside him.

The girl is not reconciled, naturally she will not refuse.

"Xiao Ming is at home, who does he look the most like?" Zhu Pingan lowered his head and started to continue his strategy.

"It must be his father." The demon girl sitting on the bed gave the answer immediately.

Zhu Ping'an said no without raising his head.

"Damn?"

Zhu Pingan still shook his head

"Uh, you are so filthy, could it be that Xiao Ming looks like someone else?"

The demon girl sat on the bed in disgust.

Zhu Ping'an still shook his head.

The demon girl felt that Zhu Ping'an was really cheating this time. She didn't believe that what she said about her parents was not the correct answer, so she urged Zhu Ping'an to give the answer.

"Xiao Ming in the mirror."

Zhu Ping'an spoke indifferently while writing his strategy, and finally added, "Okay, the children of Jianghu have made a promise, don't bother me anymore!"

The girl leaned on the bed and tore off Zhu Ping's robe hanging by the bedside forcefully, venting her dissatisfaction.

(End of this chapter)