There are gentlemen in the Three Kingdoms

There Are Gentlemen in the Three Kingdoms Author: Shameful Eyebrows

brief introduction:

After time travel, he became Tao Qian's eldest son, Tao Shang, and lived in Xuzhou, surrounded by wolves, how should he face it in the future?

Will the Tao family, which was short-lived in the late Han Dynasty, be reversed?

To accept the helpless ending, or to fight bravely with the heroes?

Tian Xingjian, the gentleman is self-improvement.

Chapter 1 Gentlemen of all ages

It is destined to be an extraordinary day in Xuzhou Governor's Mansion today.

It's just because the majestic governor of Yizhou, Mr. Tao Qian, put aside his official duties for half a day, and just stayed at home full-time to beat his son.

Tao Cishi is 58 years old this year.

On weekdays, the gentle and gentle old man, with the air of an elder, did not know what evil he had committed today. He changed his walking stick into a zhangba snake spear, and chased his eldest son, pottery merchant Dayou, all over the yard. If you don't shoot this kid off the horse, you won't give up.

After Tao Qian was over forty, Fang had two children. During the Eastern Han Dynasty, he could be regarded as an old man. It may be an exaggeration to say that the old man pampered the two children, but there is definitely some protection for the calf, as long as it is not too much. Too prodigal, the old man will not be angry and give up his demeanor, and do it himself

But Tao Qian's eldest son, Tao Shang, is indeed a bit of a prodigal today.

"Unworthy son, how dare you do this!!"

Tao Qian was getting old, and he really couldn't keep up with the lively adolescent boy. After chasing and beating him for a while, he put his cane on the ground and stopped to rest, panting and began to curse at the street.

The pottery merchant hid behind the pagoda tree in the courtyard, and sighed helplessly: "Father, can we talk about it?"

"Pooh!"

Tao Qian stroked his gray beard and said angrily at the locust tree where the potter was hiding: "You did a good deed! I beat you with two sticks, it's already light! How can I discuss this with you? Come on? Nizi! You behaved like this! It’s really disrespectful to you and wait until the old man rests enough, I can’t clean you up!!”

The potter's mouth twitched, looking very helpless.

In fact, whether this matter is big or small depends on the angle of analysis.

Pottery merchants were in a hurry to go to the toilet in the morning and couldn’t find toilet paper. In fact, there was no toilet paper in the Han Dynasty, only the butt scraping stick called toilet paper.

But the pottery merchant was unwilling to use the ancient sticks to scrape the buttocks, so he conveniently took Tao Qian's silk script in the front hall to facilitate it.

It is a great misfortune in life to have no paper to poop.

In the eyes of the potter, this is not a big deal. It is just using a piece of silk fabric to wipe your ass, and you will just pay it back later.

But from Tao Qian's point of view, it was a big deal.

Not to mention that most people still used bamboo slips to write during the Eastern Han Dynasty, how precious silk is in troubled times, especially the piece on Tao Qian's table that contains important secrets, how could this kid use it? ?How bold! ! !

What kind of crime is it to use the official document of the governor of Xuzhou to open his body?

"Zhuzi! Come here and die for me!" Tao Qian rested his feet, carried his crutches and ran towards the locust tree where the pottery was hiding.

But seeing a flash of a figure, the potter has already fled from behind the tree in a hurry, running towards the backyard.

Reluctantly throwing off Tao Qian's pursuit, the pottery merchant came to the gap in the rockery in the back garden, sat there with his knees curled up, sighing, with an indescribably lonely expression on his face.

How important Tao Qian's official documents are, he doesn't know. He only knows that a person who lived in the 21st century from childhood to adulthood, defecated for three consecutive days and scraped a wooden stick that has been used repeatedly with a toilet scraper. What a horrible thing.

Although the potter does not have excessive cleanliness, he considers himself a clean person.

A dynasty without toilet paper is simply devoid of conscience!

Everything but three.So in any case, on the fourth day, I decided not to bear it any longer, and no one could persuade me.

That's right, potters came to this era, counting today is already the fourth day.

In his previous life, he was a senior book editor, but inexplicably came to this era after sleeping soundly proofreading manuscripts late at night, and entered this almost 17-year-old body.

The consciousness of the body and fragmented memories still remained in his mind. After three days of digestion, he knew that the name of this body was Tao Shang, his father was Tao Qian, and his younger brother was Tao Ying. The past is gone.

He basically doesn't know who Tao Qian is, but who Tao Qian is, he is like a bright mirror in his heart.

The governor of Xuzhou at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, one of the princes of the Guandong, barely tied with Yuan Shao, Yuan Shu, Gongsun Zan and others. The initiator of the popular story of Xuzhou.

This is a splendid era, but also a cruel era. Although there are turmoil everywhere and there are dead bones on the road, heroes emerge in large numbers, regardless of their origin.

This year is the first year of Chuping, when all the princes of the Kanto want to support Yuan Shao as the leader!Pointing at Dong Zhuo in Luoyang, counties and counties all over the world responded one after another!Daxing Volunteers

The potters caught up with the opening of the troubled times, and it was not bad at all.

What's even more frightening is that at this time of chaos, when there are many heroes in the world, as the lord of a state, Tao Qian, instead of worrying about the country and the people, crusading Dong thief, seeking the name of being loyal to the country, is here instead Complaining about wiping paper with my own son

The potter felt that it was nothing serious to be a little bit cheap.

Of course, the pottery merchant was also very clear about the ending of this father who had nothing to do. After the old man passed away, he gave up the land of Xuzhou to Liu Bei. In the endless scramble.

The more important question is that the owner of my current body will end up with no idea at all.

Whether it is dead or alive, good or bad, the history books don't mention it at all, which is really sad.

Of course, in the long river of history, heroes are passing away, and the ending and whereabouts of small people like pottery merchants are really not worth the effort of historians to study and may not be able to find out.

But no matter what the ending is, time will always pass, and life will always continue. After all, the life of this body is my current life, although all this is unreal like a dream.

What to do next?how to survive here

The potter was immersed in complicated thoughts, and he hadn't recovered from a trance. Suddenly, a slightly pale old hand slowly penetrated into the gap of the rockery, and suddenly grabbed the potter's shoulder.

"Well, you bastard, you are hiding here! Get out, old man!"

Although Tao Qian is old, he is not stupid, but he found the place where the pottery is hiding in a few moments. A teenage boy playing hide-and-seek with an old man who is almost sixty is too tender.

He failed to investigate the enemy situation in time, and accidentally fell into the hands of the old man. This is the first lesson pottery merchants have learned since they came to this era.

"Come with the old man!"

During the period of chasing and hiding, Tao Qian's anger has almost disappeared after time, or maybe he was too tired from arresting people. The old man didn't rush to beat people, but let the pottery merchant go with him to the mansion lobby.

In the front hall, Tao Qian sat down panting, drank some water to ease his emotions, and then said leisurely: "You know, the official document that was stolen by you just now?"

"I won't dare anymore, baby." The pottery merchant admitted his mistake directly.

People in the two eras have completely different concepts. Tao Qian is like a treasure, and pottery is a toilet paper. This is a cross-generational gap, and there is no possibility of filling it. There is no need for pottery. Breaking up with Tao Qian and directly admitting his mistakes is the most effective solution.

"Hey, practice is close to benevolence, and knowing shame is close to courage. It's still a father who didn't teach you in vain, but"

Speaking of this, Tao Qian gave the Tao merchant a dissatisfied look: "Just do you know that it was a secret letter sent to the old man by Zhu Jun, the doctor of Guanglu! The matter is so important, so solemn, but you wiped it away." What about that thing that wipes, wipes, wipes?"

Tao Qian's old face was flushed, and he didn't know how to say such disgusting words from his mouth for a long time.