The White Snake

"I know, why didn't you save Xiuhua, why didn't you tell me?" Li Fan said angrily.

"Save the embroidery? You said it lightly. We are old with old arms and legs. Do you think we can outrun the old monster Tianding?" The lecherous old man looked at Li Fan and said, "You said I didn't tell you? I Just to tell you, can you save Xiuhua? Maybe your little life is long gone."

That's true, although he doesn't know what the old monster Tianding is, but just by hearing the name, he knows it's not easy to mess with.

"Then, what do you think I should do?" Li Fan said in a relieved tone.

"It's very simple. There are two ways for you to choose. One is to worship us as a teacher and learn how to save embroidery, and the other is to change a wife." The lecherous old man said with a half-smile: "Don't feel it, I want to force you to become a teacher. I didn't force you."

"Adore you as teachers? Didn't you say that you can't beat that Tianding old monster?" Li Fan asked strangely.

"Tsk, you kid is really stupid. We said we couldn't catch up to the old monster Tianding, but we didn't say we couldn't beat it." The lecherous old man said word by word: "Remember from now on, every word I say is useful."

That's right, this old man likes to play button games, yesterday he said that embroidery would not die, he thought embroidery was fine, but he didn't expect to be captured by the old monster Tianding.

However, he could also see that these two old men said so much because they wanted to accept him as a disciple, and they must not let them succeed.

"I want to worship you as teachers, how long will it take to save Xiuhua?" Li Fan asked after thinking about it, this is what he cares most about.

"With your aptitude, if you practice for 30 to [-] years, you will almost be able to beat Tianding Boss." Liu Jinshan said with a look at him.

"What two or thirty years?" Li Fan became angry when he heard this: "I will be 30 or 50 years old at that time, and it is not certain whether Xiuhua will be alive or not by then."

Chapter 58

"I said, old man Liu, put away your spells. It takes so long to learn spells. Xiaofan will learn from me. You will be a teacher in three years." The lecherous old man said, patting his chest.

"Fart, you are all crooked, that's called misleading children." Liu Jinshan said dissatisfied: "You look it up in the book, I have evidence to follow, but your evil tricks, there is no evidence in the book. No."

"What do you know? I want to practice the truth."

Before Li Fan agreed to be their apprentice, the two old men quarreled first.

"Xiaofan, tell me, are you going to learn from him or from me?" Liu Jinshan said angrily, "If you want to learn from him, I'm afraid you will never see embroidery in your life."

"You know what, I told you a long time ago, I can teach Xiaofan in three years, unlike you, if you let others learn for 30 years, even a fool would not learn from you." The lecherous old man retorted again.

"——"

Hearing them quarreling for a long time, Li Fan finally couldn't bear it any longer, and said, "I said two gentlemen, it seems that I haven't agreed to worship you as my teacher yet?"

When the two old men heard this, they looked at each other. They were taken aback for a while, and then they said at the same time: "I agreed!"

Li Fan secretly groaned in his heart, thinking to himself, I don't even remember when I agreed.

Perhaps because of Li Fan's intervention, the two old men worked together and decided after measuring that every week, on the first, third, and fifth, learn spells from Liu Jinshan, and on the second, fourth, and sixth, learn the formation from the lecherous old man. On Sundays, he is free. .

In the end, they insisted on forcing Li Fan to become a teacher. They didn't press Li Fan's head to force him, but forced him with embroidery. Magic, he just wanted to be an ordinary person and live a peaceful life with Xiuhua.

But now that Xiuhua was taken away by the old monster Tianding, he could only bite the bullet and learn spells and formations.

After Li Fan went back, he said to Widow Zhang, "Auntie, I have done the calculations, and the embroidery is fine, but I can't come back soon, and I will come back in a year or so."

"What? Where did Xiuhua go? It took so long to come back?" Widow Zhang said worriedly.

"Auntie, I don't know about this, but don't worry, I will definitely bring back the embroidery." Li Fan said seriously. He was afraid that Widow Zhang would be afraid, so he didn't tell the truth.

From this day on, Li Fan began to learn spells from these two old men, and he gave up the position of captain to the six sons. Now his goal is only one, and that is to save Xiuhua back.

These two old men were bad enough, and Li Fan was treated differently. Liu Jinshan was a little bit better. He taught him seriously, but he was very tired. He had to cross-country for five kilometers every day, and then he practiced boxing and kicking.

The lecherous old man was different, he did some tricks, he and the lecherous old man studied on the first day, and the lecherous old man asked him to sleep in the cemetery overnight.

Li Fan was so scared that he didn't fall asleep all night, and continued to sleep the next day. No matter who he learned from, he had to sleep. If he didn't go home to sleep, he would either let me spend the night in the mountains or lie in the cemetery.

It scared him so much that he couldn't sleep at first, but then he got used to it.

But the five-kilometer cross-country every morning is enough for Li Fan, and sometimes he is so tired that he urinates blood. That's it, Liu Jinshan even let him practice.

However, Liu Jinshan is not a bad old man. Seeing that Li Fan was very tired, he somehow got a root of ginseng and decocted a bowl of water for him to drink every day.

At first, the ginseng still had some effect, but later on, it didn't smell like ginseng anymore, and it was fried for Li Fan to drink.

On the other hand, the lecherous old man, the task he entrusted to Li Fan, besides looking at women, was to let him understand the habits of injustice, such as what ghosts are afraid of, what monsters are afraid of, and so on.

In addition to these, Li Fan was also asked to peek at the women in the village taking a bath. If he was caught, he would be disqualified.

Li Fan really couldn't figure out what the spell he learned had anything to do with peeking at women taking a bath, but he had no choice but to do as his master ordered.

In the beginning, he was often scolded by the women in the village, but later on, he learned to be smart, and he knew to go under the concealment to look, or to disguise himself, so that the probability of his being discovered was greatly reduced.

From the lecherous old man, he learned a lot of crooked tricks.

What made him unbearable the most was that he forced Li Fan to read pornographic novels, which made Li Fan despise him by 1000 million points.

Time is like lightning, the sun and the moon are like a shuttle, in the blink of an eye, three years have passed. Although, in the past three years, the two old men have been punishing Li Fan more and more, they have trained him well in kung fu and spells.

On this day, Li Fan came to look for the lecherous old man again with great interest. As soon as he entered the door, he saw the lecherous old man talking with Aunt Su. The two were talking and laughing, not knowing what they were talking about.

With a smirk on his face, he walked over and said, "Master, whose underwear are you stealing today?"

When the lecherous old man heard this, his face turned green with anger, and seeing Mrs. Su glaring at the lecherous old man, she turned and left.

"Sister of the Su family, sister of the Su family, it's not what you imagined, Xiaofan is talking nonsense." The lecherous old man hastily shouted loudly, but Mrs. Su acted as if she hadn't heard, and left without turning her head.

The lecherous old man was so angry that he wanted to strangle Li Fan to death. This brat always spoils his own good deeds. This is already the sixth one.

Over the years, he managed to find a few old ladies, and every time when he was about to conclude a deal, Li Fan came to disrupt the situation.

"Xiaofan, come here, Xiaofan, I promise I won't beat you to death." The lecherous old man said angrily.

"Master, don't be angry, it hurts you too much." Li Fan stood in the distance and said with a smile: "A few days ago, didn't you let me steal those women's underwear? I came to ask you, it seems right Bar."

"You, you are right, I was wrong, I was blind and took in an apprentice like you, and ruined my good deed." The lecherous old man said angrily while leaning on his crutches.

"Master, don't be angry. In this way, if you let me be a teacher, I will help you persuade Aunt Su to come back." Li Fan looked at the lecherous old man and said with a smile.

"Become a teacher?" The lecherous old man rolled his eyes at him, and said disdainfully: "You still want to be a teacher? You should study for another two years."

"No——, master, didn't you say that I could become a master if I studied with you for three years?" Li Fan asked hastily, because he was in a hurry to save embroidery.

"Yes, but have you studied for three years?"

"Of course it's enough. I figured it out. It's been three years since the day I learned the formation from you." Li Fan stretched out three fingers and said.

"Why are you staring and talking nonsense, kid?" The lecherous old man pointed to Li Fan and said, "Do the math, how many days have you studied with me?"

Li Fan thought for a while and said, "One year, three years, 65 days, half of the time is learned from you."

Chapter 59

"I'm asking how many days you have studied with me in total?" the lecherous old man asked again.

Li Fan thought about it carefully and said, "About 550 days."

"Oh, it's only 550 days. Let me ask you, how many days are three years?"

"Three years is—." Before Li Fan finished speaking, he immediately understood the meaning of the lecherous old man's words, and stared at the lecherous old man angrily.

The old man stroked his beard and smiled: "I told you a long time ago, every word I say is useful, you must listen."

Li Fan has learned the lesson over the years. When dealing with a lecherous old man, you have to be careful everywhere. If you make a careless move, you will fall for his tricks.

But what he didn't expect was that from the moment he became a teacher, the lecherous old man set him up.

"I said master, you are playing tricks on me." Li Fan said helplessly: "If you want to do this, I have to have a good talk with Aunt Su."

As he spoke, he turned around and was about to leave.

The lecherous old man was terrified when he heard it. He knew what Li Fan said. He was going to talk nonsense in front of the Su family girl. It is estimated that the Su family girl would never talk to him for the rest of his life.

"Xiaofan, Xiaofan—." The lecherous old man hurriedly stopped Li Fan: "We master and apprentice have something to say, how about this, as long as you can persuade the sister of the Su family, I will allow you to become a teacher."

"That's what you said." Li Fan was so happy that he rushed to find Aunt Su.

Looking at Li Fan's back, the lecherous old man nodded: "It's time to let him go out and make a living."

"Yes, the saplings in the greenhouse cannot grow into towering trees." At some point, Liu Jinshan came over and said while stroking his goatee.

"I said old man, didn't you let him practice for 30 years?" the lecherous old man asked.

"I don't say that, can he learn so quickly?" Liu Jinshan stroked his beard and said proudly: "This kid is really good at learning spells. In three years, he lost [-]% of my spells. Learned."

"Yeah!" The lecherous old man sighed helplessly, thinking, his shameless vigor had already surpassed the teacher.

Li Fan saved Aunt Su's daughter-in-law, Yue Xiao'e, so he still has face in front of Aunt Su, and over the years, he has learned to be sweet, so he persuaded Aunt Su twice, making Aunt Su very happy From ear to ear.

Anyway, Mrs. Su has been a widow for many years, and she also wants to find a man who knows the cold and the hot. Seeing that Li Fan praised Wang Kunlun so well, she was tempted.

In order to get the master to agree to his apprenticeship as soon as possible, Li Fan also created an opportunity for the two to date. In the end, the lecherous old man finally agreed to his apprenticeship.

Then there is Liu Jinshan, this old man is not easy to deal with, Li Fan has to study with him for 30 years before he can become a teacher.

This day Li Fan just came back after practicing spells, when he saw Fu Chunmei approaching him with a food box, she gave him a blank look and said, "You brat, I asked your sister-in-law to cook for you, but I don't know how to get it myself. "

"Sister-in-law, I'm busy, thank you sister-in-law." Li Fan said, reaching out to take the food box, and gently touching her little hand when taking it.

Fu Chunmei blushed, raised her small fist and slapped him on the arm, and said shyly, "You brat, you want to be screwed again, don't you?"

Li Fan chuckled: "I miss my sister-in-law."

"I miss you." Fu Chunmei rolled his eyes at him coquettishly and said, "I'm going back, remember to send me the food box when you have time."

"I've made a note, I'll find you at night." Li Fan said loudly on purpose.

At this time, on the street, there were many people standing on the street. When he said this, the people nearby all looked this way, Fu Chunmei blushed with shame, grabbed a handful of soil and threw it at Li Fan, frightened. Li Fan turned and ran.

"Stinky boy, come back and see if I don't tear your mouth apart."

It's a custom on their side that brothers and sister-in-law can joke around, and no one else would think too much about it when he said that.

Li Fan came to Liu Jinshan's house with the food box. When he entered the house, he saw that Liu Jinshan was still sleeping in the house.

He kept his composure, and took out all the food in the food box, and they were all Liu Jinshan's favorite dishes, such as flower chicken, braised fish, etc., and there was a bottle of good wine in it.

He deliberately poured a glass, and the aroma of the wine immediately filled the room.

Liu Jinshan has no other hobbies, one is to eat, and the other is to drink a few sips. He suddenly smelled the aroma of wine in his sleep, and he opened his eyes suddenly.

Smelling the aroma of wine, he got out of bed, seeing the table full of wine and food, he was so greedy that his saliva flowed out.

He tore off a chicken leg first, took a bite, drank another glass of wine, closed his eyes and thought about it, and couldn't help but praise: "It's delicious, it's really delicious!"

"Ahem——." At this time, Li Fan hugged his shoulders and coughed lightly twice: "Is the master fragrant?"

"Smell! Brat, after so many years, you are finally filial." Liu Jinshan said while eating.

"Master, you can't eat this table of wine and food for free." Li Fan said, picking up the wine bottle first: "You have to agree to let me become a teacher before you can eat."

"What? Become a teacher?" Liu Jinshan was so angry that his beard pouted so high: "Let me tell you, if you haven't studied for 30 years, you will never want to become a teacher."

"Master, you're wrong, Master Wang already asked me to be a teacher, why are you still stopping me?" Li Fan looked at him, and quickly smiled and said: "Master, as long as you let me be a teacher, all the wine and vegetables are yours. "

"Fart." Liu Jinshan glanced at the food and drink on the table, although he was reluctant to give up, he still said: "I would rather not eat your food and drink than let you become a teacher, otherwise, I will be irresponsible to you."

After speaking, he went to bed again, but when he walked over, he turned around every step of the way, and it was obvious that he really wanted to eat that table of wine and food.

Li Fan saw that he would not let him become a teacher, and sighed helplessly: "Master, since you don't eat, it can't be wasted, then I can eat it."

Liu Jinshan pretended not to hear and ignored him.

While eating, Li Fan said: "It's fragrant, it's really fragrant, Chunmei's sister-in-law really knows how to cook, and every dish is cooked just right. Look at this wine, it's pure but not greasy, and the aftertaste is endless!"

"Unfortunately, I don't like to drink this wine. What should I do? Throw it away, and drink it as a master."

Li Fan picked up a glass of wine and poured it down.

Seeing that the master didn't move, Li Fan poured out another glass. Every time he poured a glass, Liu Jinshan trembled with distress.

Finally, he couldn't bear it any longer, and sat up suddenly from the bed.

"Li Fan, you prodigal." Liu Jinshan walked over quickly as he said, and snatched the wine bottle from his hand: "It's such a good drink, yet it's poured out, roll, roll as far as you can."

"Master, in that case, do I count as a master?" Li Fan hurriedly apologized with a smile.

Chapter 60

"What a fart." Liu Jinshan said while eating.

"I--."

"Is Master Liu at home?" Li Fan was about to retort when a woman's voice came from outside.