Tomb Raider: I accept Fatty Hu as my younger brother at the beginning

The two put away their pistols and magazines.

"Fatty, help me. This person is not only our senior, but also my senior. Let's help him collect the corpse!"

Lao Hu looked at Jin Suan's corpse and said.

"Hey!"

The fat man readily agreed.

After all, to get such a big benefit from others, it is right to do so.

that's it.

The two carried the corpse one after the other.

The three of them began to return the same way.

After coming to the top.

The three dug a small hole and put the golden abacus in it.

After burying the soil, another pile of stones was found and pressed on top of it.

In this way, a tomb built with stones was formed.

The three bowed.

Then began to continue to look for the big gold tooth.

Just walked a few steps. "Ah! Ah!"

"Help! Help!"

"Ghost! There is a ghost, help!"

Not far away came the screams of Da Jinya and the cry for help.

Then he ran in front of the three of them in an instant.

The fat man looked at Da Jinya's back and said, "This man looks familiar to me!" "Nonsense, Lao Jin!"

After Zhou Xun finished speaking, he chased after Da Jinya.

Lao Hu and Fatty hurriedly followed!

"Hey, Mr. Jin, don't run away! We found you!" The fat man shouted from behind as if trying to cover up.

Amitabha!

Immeasurable Daoist!

The three of them suddenly felt guilty.

After all, the three of them had a great time hunting for treasure just now.

I really forgot the big gold tooth.

Poor big gold tooth!

Make friends carelessly!

As soon as Da Jinya heard the movement, something else caught up with him.

He ran as fast as he could.

While running, he said: "Don't catch me, don't catch me!" Zhou Xun saw that there were a large number of bats behind him.

It seems that these things have been chasing after Da Jinya.

"You go after Lao Jin first, and I'll get rid of our bat!" Zhou Xun shouted. "okay!"

Old Hu and Fatty continued to chase.

Zhou Xun stopped immediately and turned on Longwei Shock.Shouted coldly: "Get out!"

The bats quickly started to turn around and run away.

Nima, why is this evil star here?

That's bad luck.

Zhou Xun watched the bat flee quickly.

Then he continued to chase the three of them.

When Zhou Xun caught up, the big gold tooth went straight into the wall.

Zhou Xun looked at the big gold tooth with only one pair of legs still outside, and the upper body was directly inserted into the wall, and asked the two, "What's the situation, why did the big gold tooth get stuck in the wall?". . . .Ask for flowers. . . 0 Lao Hu said: "It's too devious here, we lost track for a while, and when we came, we saw Mr. Jin hitting the wall directly, and that's it." Saying that, the three hurriedly came to Da Jinya .

The fat man said, "Yo, this posture is quite difficult!"

Old Hu said: "Okay, Mr. Jin is like this and you still say, get him out quickly!" The two of them grabbed Da Jinya's leg and slowly dragged him out.Zhou Xun asked: "Are you all right, Lao Jin?" "Are you all right?" Lao Hu and Fatty He stepped forward and asked.

Da Jinya rolled his eyes for a while.

Then he said in horror: "Ghost, ghost, ghost, ghost!" This is not like a person who has nothing to do!

... 0 Lao Hu shouted: "Lao Jin is me, I am Lao Hu!" Da Jinya looked at Lao Hu and cursed: "Hu you uncle!" Cursing, right?

Cursing, isn't it? "Hey!"

After Lao Hu's petulant temper came up, he slapped Da Jinya across the face.

Don't say it, it's really useful.

Sometimes physical therapy and physical repair methods are still very practical.

Just like the mobile phone I used before, if it broke, I just dropped it on the ground, and then it was straight away.Da Jinya woke up and looked at Old Hu and said, "Master Hu!" The fat man grabbed Da Jinya's chin and turned to himself and asked, "What about me?" "Eh..."

The big gold tooth got stuck.

Seeing this, the fat man took the opportunity to go over with a big mouth.

When I just watched Lao Hu fight, I thought it should be quite cool.

Sure enough, very cool!

I feel better.

Da Jinya saw that it was Fatty Wang whom he was familiar with, and burst into tears: "Ah! Ah! Fatty!" The fat man looked pitifully at Da Jinya.

Yu Xin couldn't bear it, and comforted him: "Okay, okay, I'm fine now." Then he looked at Zhou Xun and said, "Master Zhou, do you want to try too?" Not to mention, Zhou Xun was quite tempted.

So he stepped forward and asked Da Jinya, "Who am I?" Da Jinya sobbed, "Ah! Lord Zhou!"

Zhou Xun suddenly said with regret: "Okay, I've recognized him!"

Chapter 101 Big Golden Teeth With Heavy Mouth

Lao Hu used his flashlight to shine a light on the hole made by the big gold tooth, and found that there was a passage inside.

It really deserves to be the Longling Miku.

So many holes!

The fat man looked at the unresponsive Da Jinya and asked, "Why did he faint again? Was he frightened or hit?"

Old Hu sat down and said: "I don't know by looking at the face, it was bitten by a bat, I touched it just now, and it still has a fever, it should be infected with malaria, I have to find medicine for him quickly. The fat man looked at the surrounding stone walls and said, "Where can I get him medicine in this poor place?"

Zhou Xun looked at the bat feces all over the floor and said, "This ground is full of medicine. There is an old saying that there are hundreds of poisons in the world, and there must be an antidote within five steps. This is derived from the principle that the five elements generate and restrain each other." The fat man looked blankly The ground said: "[-]" "What? Why didn't I see it?"

Old Hu picked up one speechlessly and explained: "Today I will teach you a lesson, bat shit! The scientific name is Yemingsha. Do you know that this is a folk remedy for malaria in the folks? Come, help open his mouth!" "Oh, good!"

"Come, come, open your mouth, open your mouth, Lao Jin."

Anyway, it wasn't for himself to eat, the fat man opened the mouth of the big gold tooth very neatly.

After Lao Hu threw the bat feces in.

The fat man directly covered Da Jinya's mouth.

It seems to be afraid that Da Jinya will find it unpalatable and spit it out...

After Da Jinya swallowed the bat feces.

The fat man happily said: "Hey, I swallowed the whole one!"

Lao Hu suddenly recalled, picked up another piece of bat feces and said to the fat man: "By the way, you were bitten by a bat just now, so you should have one too!" , if you don’t believe me, look!”

The fat man stopped eating, and in order to make Lao Hu believe in him, he quickly took off the red dragon suit and offered his butt.

Lao Hu glanced at the fat man's buttocks, and he really didn't bite through, so he felt relieved, and slapped his buttocks casually.

It seems that it was blocked by the red dragon suit, so the fat man's screams and ghost howls just don't know whether the fat man is scared, or scared, or scared!

However, Lao Hu slapped the fat man's buttocks.

At that time, a lot of dust came out, which directly woke up Da Jinya. "Cough cough! Cough cough!"

After Da Jinya woke up, he felt that his mouth was a little sticky, so he spit out a mouthful of saliva.

"Hey, this medicine is really powerful, it works right after taking it!" the fat man said in surprise.

Randomly sat down next to the big gold tooth and said with emotion: "How else can I say it, you need to tie the bell shit!" "Haha!" "Haha!"

Zhou Xun and Lao Hu were directly amused by the fat man.

Da Jinya looked around in a daze and asked: "Three masters, what's wrong with me?" The fat man said with a serious face: "Your malaria, we just fed you a bite." Decided: "Hey! It's over when it's done, Lord Jin, how do you feel?"

Da Jinya closed his eyes and enjoyed the taste in his mouth: "The sticky mouth is quite delicious!" Zhou Xun and Lao Hu were also drunk!

Obviously, the fat man was worried that the big gold tooth would spit out the bat feces before, which was completely unnecessary.

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The fat man said with disgust on his face: "Hey, your mouth is really heavy!"

Da Jinya pursed his lips and asked, "By the way, were you three masters chasing me just now?"

Zhou Xun also sat down on the ground and explained: "In the first half, the bat chased you and bit you, and in the second half it was the three of us!" You’re back, Lao Jin, you’re too cowardly, just such a broken bat scares you like this!”

Da Jinya recalled this, and immediately cried out excitedly: "What bat, let me tell you, Fatty, I, I, I must have given that to me!" Da Jinya looked chaste and innocent. Paul looks like.

The fat man interjected: "Hey, what did I say, he was given to that by so-and-so!" Zhou Xun asked, "Old Jin, what was given to you by so-and-so?" Old Hu asked the fat man Da Jinya said with a serious face and serious eyes: "Female ghost!" "What the hell?" ?

"Female ghost, it must be a female ghost. Its hair is very long. It wrapped its hair around my neck. I tried to tear its hair away, so I ran out!" Da Jinya cried again... …

So aggrieved.

Don't you know how precious chastity is to a man?

Zhou Xun knew that Da Jinya was referring to the human-faced spider, and the white hair should be the silk that the human-faced spider spit out.

"Don't talk nonsense here, where did the female ghost come from, we are all educated in materialism, we can't stand this test!" Lao Hu Yizheng said, completely forgetting that he saw the Queen of Jingjue time status.

"Yes... yes, what nonsense are you talking about, what kind of female ghost, let me go there."

As he said that, the fat man quickly let go of the shoulders that were holding Da Jinya, and climbed from Da Jinya to the side of Old Hu.

An attitude that I am different from Da Jinya. "ah!"

Big Gold Tooth screamed.

"What are you talking about, isn't it just one person? Really!" said the fat man.

Daikin 4.0 teeth are hard to tell, how much is your weight, how much is mine?

The fat man climbed to the side of the old Hu, and whispered next to the old Hu: "But old Hu, I've said it again. I felt something staring at me as soon as I got out of the hole. Besides, didn't you also see that moving face?" Did you!" "Also, when we ran, didn't you notice that besides bats, there were other messy things chasing us? I think, maybe it's the girl that Lao Jin said..."

Before the fat man finished speaking, he saw Lao Hu looking over with murderous eyes.

Hastily loudly said: "Yes, overthrow all monsters and monsters! Break the four old and establish the four new! You, don't keep talking about female ghosts and female ghosts, oh, there are no female ghosts, really, really!" Da Jinya taught. .

Chapter 102 The strength deduces the grass on the wall

"Ok?"

Da Jinya looked confused, didn't the topic just now pass?

Why are you still talking!

It's not over, isn't it?

Sad, sad, no one understands me. …