HP’s daily life at Hogwarts

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In the blink of an eye, more than a month has passed. They, the first-year freshmen, have completely adapted to life at Hogwarts. Pansy, who also feels that she has settled down, has finally started to do her old job, which is—— Open up a hole and write an article!

It is now 1991. Not to mention the wizarding world, even the Muggle world, which is more technologically advanced, does not yet have smart phones. Pansy has never been to the Muggle world in the UK in this life, but she remembers the country of her previous life. , in 1991 there was already Big Brother.

But even so, not every household can afford it.

For more social news and entertainment gossip, most people subscribe to newspapers and magazines, and the wizarding world is no exception today. Almost every wizard's home subscribes to a "Daily Prophet" every week. Pansy has read it several times , most of the content in the Daily Prophet is more serious, a bit like a news broadcast.

In terms of entertainment gossip, "The Quibbler" is at the top. This is a unique magazine that specializes in publishing sightings of creatures that are said to not exist in the world, as well as some non-mainstream news.

Facts have proved that no matter what era or country, gossip is always something that people can't live without. Therefore, the sales of this magazine are so great that they are even higher than the "Daily Prophet" recognized by the Ministry of Magic.

But there is a very bad thing about this magazine, that is, it never pays contributors.

Pansy: Fearless. I now write about happiness and fun. Anyway, I no longer rely on writing to support myself, because I now live in the manor and am the only heir of the Parkinson family who has a daughter!

Hehehe, this rotten feeling of being rich is really too bad, huh, it has made her lose her original intention and become beyond recognition, and it is also filled with the disgusting smell of copper, hehehe.

After confirming the submission platform, the next step is to confirm the subject matter you want to write about, as well as the outline of the work and the name, life experience, and character setting of the protagonist.

Pansy touched her quill, sat under the desk lamp in her bedroom, and thought about it for most of the night. After denying the subject in her mind countless times, she came up with the idea countless times. What kind of story would make her so entangled? And what about tossing and turning?

That is of course her first natal ggad, wuwuwuwu.

But can this be written? Yes...but if something happens...

In the end, she struggled all night and still didn't dare to write. It wasn't until she lay in bed that she couldn't sleep well all night. When she woke up the next day with the courage to make a desperate move, she finally made this thing that later made the entire wizarding world crazy. Decide.

In the history of magic class, Pansy wrote quickly and eloquently wrote several chapters of a socialist brotherhood story based on ggad. She had already finished thinking about it when she couldn't sleep last night. As long as she changed the names of the characters, in the original Adding and modifying a few other settings in the story can reduce others' suspicion on Dumbledore and Grindelwald.

For example, gg and ad are set as good brothers who grew up together. For example, in the early plot, these two little wizards, one entered Gryffindor and the other went to Slytherin, and the disputes and classmates between the two colleges. The obstruction and the alienation schemes set up by people with ulterior motives did not break the relationship between the two little wizards.

They grew up together, studied together, got drunk together in the Three Broomsticks, strolled through the Black Lake under the bright moon, worked together to escape danger in the Forbidden Forest, and even went to the tropics together after graduation. Explore the rainforest and spend your birthday together in the sunny Godric's Hollow.

This is a writing routine that Pansy is best at. In the early stage, they are deliberately described as a brotherhood of life and death. However, in the later stage, due to some strange and heart-wrenching plot, the two parted ways. Then, they became enemies of both black and white.

One is the leader of the white wizard who works for the righteousness of the world, and the other is the leader of the black wizard who is controlled by the blood curse and has dehumanized humanity. They used to cover each other's weaknesses during the battle, but in the end it was the turn of the two warriors to fight on the battlefield... …

When two parties fight, one party must lose, so the tragic ending of Yin and Yang appears. Of course, according to Pansy's usual writing routine, she likes to lay the foreshadowing at the beginning and not reveal it until the final ending. When the readers read the last paragraph of the ending, their scalps instantly went numb and they cried out in pain: "Fuck!"

Then I immediately opened the first chapter with trembling hands, and with the foreshadowing of the final reveal, I went to see the knife and glass shards hidden in the details from the beginning. When I read it for the second time, my heart hurt so much that my eyes were dull and I started reading again. The third time, look for the weak candies in the glass shards.

When she writes this kind of sadistic novel, she usually has the habit of letting everyone be moved by the brotherhood of the two protagonists in the early stage, and then in the end, when the two protagonists are separated by Yin and Yang and everything is irreparable, she will write a few simple sentences , telling the world about the strong love between these two wizards for each other.

Pansy: Hey, I'm going to scare you ignorant people to death!

Submission required the name of the article. Pansy thought about it for two minutes and finally chose the name "Nobody Knows", saving it to torture readers in the future. As for the names of the protagonists, she kept the names of Lao Deng and Lao Gai out of her own selfishness. The English abbreviations, as well as a little bit of pronunciation, are called Alpha Doria and Gaia Gleason.

And she casually chose a pen name called: bystander - bystander, because she was once a bystander who stood against the wall for ggad through the screen.

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After roughly five or six chapters of the plot, I started writing the story from the gentle and delicate perspective of Alpha. It started from when they were young and they were placed on a swing together and riding a broomstick. It was when they were sorted into different colleges, and Alpha was separated by When the crowd looked at their only good friend, Gaia, their eyes showed uncontrollable uneasiness and entanglement.

Pansy was finally tired of writing, so she folded the pile of parchment, put away her quill, and then looked at Draco next to her who had been sleeping since the beginning of class, without even raising her head once, and couldn't help pinching her. He slapped his arm: "You little brat, you scolded me seriously for sleeping in class half a month ago, but now you sleep better than anyone else!"

Draco raised his head drowsily and yawned: "Is get out of class over?"

"get out of class is not over, but you are sleeping. If you don't do well in the exam, your father will probably cut off your entire Christmas allowance."

Draco said nonchalantly: "Professor Binns reads from the book in every class. Can't you just memorize these questions a few times before the exam and get an O? Why waste time listening to his lectures?"

Pansy: "Do you plan to memorize every book by then?" You are awesome. Are you the legendary god of learning?

"No, I'll ask him what the main points of the exam are, and then I can memorize them."

"Come on, he'll tell you?"

"Why wouldn't he tell me?"

"He is a professor."

Draco said with a serious face: "My father is the school director."

Pansy choked: "...You win. If you have money, you can do whatever you want. I believe that when the faculty and staff at Hogwarts see you, they will politely say good day, Master Malfoy."

Well, Draco, you are not a god of academics, you are a top student, the top student in school.

The cute little boy with light blond hair raised his brows and thought for a while, then said: "Not necessarily, at least not Professor Snape."

Pansy was suddenly silent for a while, remembering an ironclad setting in the fan fiction, then leaned into Draco's ear and asked in a low voice: "Draco, what is the relationship between Snape and you?"

"what?"

"It's... is it possible that he is your godfather or something?"

Draco immediately stared and said, "No, I don't have a godfather, tell me! Who told you this kind of nonsense? It's a lie at first sight?"

Pansy turned back expressionlessly: "Oh, it's okay, you can go back to sleep." She was deceived by fan fiction again, fuck!

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In herbal medicine class.

After Professor Sprout taught these first-year students basic common herbs for a month, he finally took them to the greenhouse to prepare for a practical lesson - repotting mandrakes.

Pansy, who had watched the movie before, thought that as soon as Draco and Harry got together, they would laugh at him and deliberately bully him, and the young master was so bored that he would mess with the Savior in every class.

But it seems that although Draco dislikes Harry and always evaluates Harry with recklessness and lack of judgment, and Harry does not hide his dislike for Draco at all, but they are in Hogwarts. There is not much overlap there.

The most powerful one so far was after the Potions class, when Draco, Goyle and Crabbe passed by the protagonist group, he deliberately imitated a few words Snape scolded Harry in class with a playful smile. , causing Harry to clench his fists and look at him with red eyes.

At other times, Draco mostly just turned his head and chuckled with Goyle and the others when Harry made a fool of himself.

But nevertheless! Still can't resist it! The excitement of Pansy, the head of Deha CP, who has slow motion + BGM in his mind!

Damn it, do we need to have an intersection? As a professional CP person, whenever you look at each other, it's like kissing, and when you have a conversation, it's like getting married!

Therefore, when Pansy in the herbal medicine class watched Draco looking at Harry who was frightened by the mandrake, showing a part sneer, part coolness, and part careless ambiguous expression, she was excited... Mandrake takes a bite…

Then Draco's half-sneering, half-cool, and half-careless expression turned into a burst of laughter when it fell on Pansy.

"Hahahaha, Pansy, you are so stupid!"

Pansy immediately pouted and glared at him.

The next second Draco was also bitten on his finger and let out a sound: "Ouch!"

"Hahahaha, Xiaolong, you are so stupid!"

Gao Er also came over: "Hahahaha, Xiaolong?"

Blaise also came over: "Hahahaha, little dragon, you are so careless."

Then Pansy admired Draco's cute, awkward and arrogant look that instantly blushed to his neck for about three minutes, until Professor Sprout saw that these little snakes had not planted the mandrakes in the flower pots and came over specially. , these little snakes immediately continued their actions obediently.

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Professor Sprout looked at Draco's speed and method in changing the flowerpot of Mandrake, and praised him very happily: "Oh, such quick hand speed, I have to praise Mr. Malfoy, and at the same time You also scored five points for Slytherin."

After she finished speaking, her eyes fell on Pansy with a smile, and her relief immediately turned into horror: "Child! What are you doing?"

Pansy held Mandrake's head with one hand and pulled its rhizome with the other. When she heard Sprout calling her, she withdrew her mouth that was about to bite Mandrake's face: "Oh, I'm just here. I wonder... is it possible... that due to cultural differences or translation problems, this doll that looks so much like the legendary ginseng fruit that can live forever was called Mandrake by the British."

Sprout was stunned for a moment: "What, what do you mean?"

"It means if I take a bite of this ginseng fruit, I don't know if I will live forever." This thing really looks like a ginseng fruit, and it also cured the petrified students in the second part. Those were basilisks. This With such an awesome setting, could it be...that it's ginseng fruit?

"Ohno, this is not the damn ginseng fruit you were talking about, this is mandrake!"

Pansy was silent for a moment, then pursed her lips: "What if it is?" After she finished speaking, she lowered her head and stared at the mandrake in her hand. The mandrake seemed to understand what she was saying and was scared. Wow..." I cried out.

Sprout became even more nervous: "It's definitely not, put it down quickly, oh no, my poor Mandrake..."

"But what if...then wouldn't I make a lot of money?"

"Get out of here!"

"professor……"

"Get out!"