HP’s daily life at Hogwarts

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All the students in Hogwarts dislike Professor Quirrell in the Defense Against the Dark Arts class because they think he smells so bad.

But Pansy actually likes this stuttering Quirrell with Voldemort on his head, because she thinks... he smells so good...

"Hey, why aren't there garlic ribs, garlic shrimp, garlic scallops, garlic greens, and garlic crayfish in the Hogwarts cafeteria?" Pansy held her head and stared at the plate with interest. Delicious pumpkin pie.

While eating the cod steak, Draco looked at Pansy in disbelief: "If I heard you right, the bunch of things you just mentioned are all related to garlic?"

"Yeah, every day during Defense Against the Dark Arts class, when I smell Quirrell's body, I really want to eat these things."

He showed an expression as if he had swallowed a slug, then stood up and asked Gore to change seats: "I don't want to sit with you. Your words almost made me vomit."

Gower: "I don't want to sit with her either. I also want to keep my appetite and eat two more apple pies."

Pansy: "..."

Forget it, I forgive you. After all, you have been baking British dishes in the oven since you were little. You have no cooking skills and no soul.

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Pansy would happily run to find Snape every night, and then carry the mop out of the cellar door dejectedly. Until more than ten days passed, she had mopped every corner of every floor of Hogwarts. Snape had just "exhausted his talents" and left her to Filch.

"Filch, the punishment of this student's confinement is entirely up to you." After saying that, he turned around and walked away, walked a few steps and then came back. He gritted his teeth and added to Filch: "Don't worry about it. She's a Slytherin." The implication was obvious.

Filch took the hint and stared at Pansy with the mop.

Pansy also raised her head and stared at him: "Hey, Grandpa Filch, have you eaten? The honey grilled chicken wings in the cafeteria today are very good, super sweet!"

Then Filch... punished her... by masturbating the cat in his office all night, and also punished her by eating four pieces of chocolate.

It wasn't until Pansy returned to the dormitory that she thought for a long time before she realized something: "It's so cruel. Filch actually punished me for playing with things and getting fat! I must be careful about such a cunning man tomorrow!"

The next night, she went early, and accidentally saw a small basket in Filch's office. There were a lot of fabrics and needlework in it, as well as a few bows sewn with poor stitches. Pansy couldn't bear it anymore. In one night, I helped Mrs. Norris, oh no, Norris Barbie, make eight sets of small outfits and three bows tied to her tails.

On the third night, Filch treated her to a box of chocolate-flavored ice cream! Super cool!

On the fourth night, she had a sandwich with a glass of mango juice and three waffles.

The eighth night...

On the ninth day, because she had obviously gained too much weight, Snape took her back to the cellar and dealt with slugs all night.

On the tenth day, Pansy escaped from a Defense Against the Dark Arts class and caught Peeves. He beat Peeves to a pulp and flooded Professor Quirrell's office in the Defense Against the Dark Arts class. Quirrell was disfigured. He ran over and accidentally fell down, with the back of his head on the ground.

Snape came over and asked her if she did it on purpose.

Pansy replied: "No."

Snape: "I don't believe it."

Pansy blinked: "If you don't believe it, then why do you bother asking me?"

Then Snape took her by the back of her collar and dragged her from the eighth floor to the cellar on the second floor. Many students from the four houses saw her along the way, and they all said that this was the scariest old bat in Hogwarts. Finally he met a student who gave him such a headache that he wanted to strangle her to death.

After all, not even the famous Weasley twins have experienced this honor.

After Snape carried her into the cellar, he didn't know whether he was angry or frightened. His face turned pale: "I know your brain is developed like a troll, but I assume that you have a Slytherin. If you have any brains, you shouldn't go to your Defense Against the Dark Arts professor to cause trouble!"

"But I'm going to give Peeves a beating."

"Why are you arguing with him, a ghost who has been dead for more than a thousand years?" He collapsed and slammed the table, like a worried and grumpy old father.

Pansy flattened her lips and replied honestly: "Because he spoiled the chocolates you gave me that day. Two pieces of chocolate were ruined." Then she stared at Snape in tears: "That's what you gave me. I was still reluctant to eat what was given to me, but the next second it was damaged by his water bomb..."

Snape suddenly fell silent and did not speak.

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It's almost Christmas in a blink of an eye.

The end of Pansy's confinement was coming soon. On this day, she was bragging in the Potions class with her classmate Draco, sighing that the confinement was about to end at noon, when a taunting sound suddenly came to her ears.

"It's not too embarrassing."

Pansy turned her head following the voice and found that it was Scabior, a boy, and his family was the sworn enemy of the Parkinson family.

"What are you looking at? Did I say something wrong? You are a stupid and reckless guy. You really don't understand how you were sorted into Slytherin, and you single-handedly made the dean ashamed of you."

Draco stood up immediately and pointed his wand at him: "Be careful what you say."

Not to be outdone, Scabior stood up: "What? You, a Malfoy, actually lowered your status to give her Parkinson's decision?" His words were sharper, but it was indeed a fact. The Parkinson family used to or It was great to have a place among pure-blood nobles, but it began to slowly decline more than ten years ago.

Potions class hadn't started yet, so the Gryffindors who came in one after another began to look here curiously.

"For the sake of you being a Malfoy, I would like to remind you that the two elders in Parkinson's family had reddish-brown hair back then. Even the eldest son had reddish-brown hair. Why did she have black hair? Maybe. …She is one of those two cliche Mudbloods who were confused and didn’t know where to pick up their son after their son died.”

Pansy didn't say anything and just sat on the stool stupidly because she was confused. She didn't expect that an eleven-year-old kid could say such malicious words, especially when she mentioned her brother, her... Her brother who died before she was born.

It is said that he was only sixteen years old when he died and had not graduated from Hogwarts... This was also the most distressing thing for Mr. and Mrs. Parkinson. They never mentioned it in front of Pansy, but she still did it when she grew up. I know some things from that year.

Her brother's name was Jonathan, and he died at a Death Eater meeting. The Parkinsons were almost forty when he died, and they were grieving until they had Pansy a few years later, until Pansy grew up a little. , and after wearing an extremely warm little cotton-padded jacket, Mrs. Parkinson slowly began to step out of the shadows...

But obviously, no one present noticed Scabior's "dead son", but only noticed the extremely insulting "Mudblood", especially Draco, who directly disagreed with him. Scabior cast a small curse.

"Clean your mouth for me!"

Even Ron from Gryffindor couldn't help shouting after hearing the words "Mudblood". Harry didn't understand. Seeing everyone's expressions of shock, he asked Ron, and received Ron's embarrassed expression. After some explanations, he also looked up in shock to see Pansy sitting on the stool, stunned.

After escaping the curse, Scabior stared at Draco in disbelief: "Are you crazy? You actually attacked me for the shame of Slytherin, who even Professor Snape hates?"

Goyle shouted: "Hey, you are not allowed to say that about Pansy, she is not a disgrace to us Slytherins!"

Even Harry shook off Ron's hand, walked over with his wand and pointed it at him: "Apologise to Pansy."

Scabior was stunned for a moment, and was so angry that he laughed out loud: "What? Do you, a Gryffindor, want to take care of our Slytherin affairs? Is this Mudblood so charming that our golden boy You can’t control it anymore and want to marry her back to Gryffindor?”

Draco suddenly stretched out his legs and kicked him. Unfortunately, he was too small and missed the kick. But when Goyle saw that he missed the kick, he immediately pushed the desk regardless and used his strong body to push it. He pressed down on the stool, forcing his shoulders so Draco could kick him.

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In the middle of the chaos, their Potions professor walked into the classroom with an imposing pace, frowned and shouted coldly: "Who can tell your professor that you guys should just sit on your stools obediently?" What is that idiot doing now?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he raised his voice and said, "Malfoy! What are you doing?"

Draco pulled back his foot from Scabior's stomach.

Pansy looked at Snape in black robes, and only one thought flashed through her mind: Sorting Hat, you are actually wrong. I am not suitable for Hufflepuff because I have the most sinister nature of a snake. .

She suddenly stood up and threw herself into Snape's arms like a bullet. The collision made Snape frown, and he gritted his teeth with a look of disgust and numbness and uttered: "What do you want to do again..." "

Suddenly, he was stunned, because the short-haired girl who was hugging him tightly was crying on his waist. She was so miserable that she could almost be said to be wailing, which made him subconsciously confused.

"Professor, he called me a mudblood!" Pansy cried and raised her head, staring straight at Snape.

Snape was stunned for a long time, and then his eyes were blank for a moment: "Who scolded you?"

Pansy immediately wiped her tears and pointed at Scabior with her little finger: "He is the one who bullied me. Professor, you must help me bully him!" He looked like a complaining little bat.

Scabio: "You are talking nonsense. From the beginning to now, how have you ever said hello to me!"

Snape was silent for a long time, and his eerie expression doubled in the dim Potions classroom. The temperature of the entire classroom dropped several degrees, and even scared Neville Longbottom, who was always afraid of him. Almost fainted.

I don't know how long it took before the smooth but sinister voice of the extremely dark Potions Professor came: "Apologise to her..."

Scabior also turned a little pale with fright. He subconsciously glanced at Pansy next to Snape, only to see her raise an eyebrow at him, and then hug Snape's arm in a pulling manner.

Snape looked down at Pansy, and then continued to focus on Scabior, without taking out his arm that was held in the arms of the troll lady.

Seeing this, Pansy smiled proudly again, and winked at Scabior, as if to say: Idiot, are you playing with your sister? My sister has so many tricks up her sleeve that she can kill you without even using a magic spell.

As a result, her expression stimulated Scabior to the point where he was even less willing to apologize, or even pretend to be.

Snape twitched his lips: "Very well, Mr. Scabior, because of your impulsiveness and cowardice... I have to deduct twenty points from Slytherin."

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone was stunned, not only Slytherin, but also Gryffindor, not only Harry, but also Pansy. She thought that the professor would punish Slytherin furiously for being pricked to the sore point. Cabrio, but she didn't expect that Snape would deduct points, or deduct points for Slytherin! Still deduct twenty points!

In this way, he became the first Slytherin to be deducted 20 points for a girl crying a few tears since Snape took over as Head of Slytherin. This is more than 20 points, even in normal times. When Snape tried every means to deduct Gryffindor, it took him two days to deduct 20 points...

Not surprisingly, compared to Pansy who was previously in solitary confinement, he became the public enemy of the entire Slytherin.

Pansy was speechless and looked at Snape blankly. Then she suddenly felt a heavy weight on her head. It turned out that Snape was gently touching her head. He didn't say anything, just lowered his head. He looked at her with empty eyes.

The moment she saw the professor's expression, Pansy suddenly felt depressed. Regret filled her whole body, causing her to cry again involuntarily, and she cried louder than before. She began to regret it, she couldn't help but She should be able to take advantage of the professor's pain points just because she knows everything. She is simply too bad.

Snape frowned: "Why are you crying again? I've already helped you bully him back." But he couldn't help but reached out and patted her back.

Then Pansy cried even harder.

Perhaps the Sorting Hat was right. Although she had the sinister nature of a snake, she would eventually regret her selfish behavior because of Hufflepuff's integrity and kindness.

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Pansy, who blamed herself, cried quietly during the whole class. Snape cried so much that he stopped the lecture several times. Later, when Pansy cooked a bottle of herbicide, it was obvious that the color and quality were a failure. , Snape didn't scold her, and even gave her an A.

After this class, students in the four major colleges were secretly chatting about the gossip in this class. They changed the previous perception [Pansy is Snape’s most hated student] to [Pansy is Snape’s most hated student]. Nap's favorite student].

There are even some outrageous rumors that Pansy is Snape's daughter. The reason is that they have the same short black hair and black eyes, and Snape will be so angry with her that he will vomit blood tomorrow and tomorrow, but after seeing her cry, He was so angry that he even killed his own college to deduct points.

The Hufflepuffs who love to gossip said: "Isn't this just the naughty and leaky little cotton-padded jacket of grumpy daddy?"