[Douluo] I just want to be a disabled person

Tang Lingyi, who thought she had successfully gotten rid of the embarrassment, was very proud of this. This kind of birthday surprise she had only seen on the old man's 70th or 80th birthday before - ha, whoever likes it wants it! →_→

She doesn’t want it anyway :)

Tang San gritted his teeth, looked around at the crowd of people cheering, silently approached Tang Lingyi, and said in a low voice: "Are you being a little rude? They are obviously calling you."

"Who said that?" Tang Lingyi's eyebrows relaxed, and she warned with a serious face: "They call me sister-in-law... What does it have to do with me, Tang Lingyi? Don't talk nonsense!"

"Then sister-in-law, could it be me?" Tang San laughed angrily, "I'm obviously a man..."

"Hey~ you are so narrow-minded." The girl interrupted him with a "sneaky smile", "If you are going to get married...it's not okay to call me sister-in-law, isn't it? And Xiaowu's family conditions are so good, the eldest sister of Notting College Hey~ If she can like you, how about burning incense at home? You've made a lot of money!"

After listening to her series of words and looking at her funny winking expression, the corner of Tang San's mouth twitched.

What is this inexplicable sense of familiarity?

An unknown color flashed across his eyes, he raised his hand and put it on Tang Lingyi's shoulder, put it close to her ear and said slowly something that made the smiling girl immediately change her expression.

"Ling Yi... do you want to look up and see what's written above the banner?"

Ok?

Tang Lingyi followed his words and looked there, and the words "Sister Xiaowu's favorite sister-in-law—Tang Lingyi" came into her eyes.

The hands slapping against her chest slowly stopped in mid-air, and Tang Lingyi's eyes revealed a hint of despair.

Tang Lingyi: "..."

Ah, don't ask, it would be embarrassing if you ask.

[Strong smile jpg]

She suddenly stretched out her hand and grabbed Tang San fiercely, throwing the daggers at him without hesitation, her tone filled with anger: "Why didn't you remind me?"

Tang San laughed out loud: "...Isn't it that you reacted too quickly?"

So you still blame me?

Tang Lingyi rolled her eyes speechlessly. When faced with such an embarrassing situation of direct public execution, who's first reaction would not be to escape?

What happened to her choice to join them directly? ! !

Tang Lingyi: "..."

Why does God do this to me?

[Hug yourself in distress]

Tang San looked at her looking down and smiling very reservedly. His gloating could only be seen through the slight shrug of his shoulders.

Tang Lingyi smiled slightly, and a simple box appeared in her hand.

Immediately afterwards, Tang San felt a chill in his waist, and subconsciously his scalp was numb, making him lower his head. The unique iron color of the ironware shone directly into his eyes through the sunlight.

The sharp crossbow tip of Qian Ji Ji faintly revealed black color, and Tang San's heart beat a few minutes faster.

He coughed twice and changed the subject: "I, let me push you in. Teacher and Xiao Wu are waiting for you upstairs, just... don't delay."

"No." Tang Lingyi refused and poked his waist with the Thousand Machine Box in her hand: "Didn't you laugh very happily just now? Why don't you continue?"

"No way!" Tang San shook his head in denial, looked up at the stairs on the second floor, and added: "Teacher is already here, let's go up first."

Tang Lingyi followed his line of sight and saw the master's thin but tall figure. Her expression relaxed, and she put the thousand machine box back with a flick of her finger: "... You are lucky. Let's go, don't keep the master waiting for too long. "

Tang San breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that she was no longer holding on to this matter, and stretched out his hand to push her towards the second floor.

The tables and chairs on the second floor have been rearranged, and a long square table is placed in the middle. There is a dazzling array of delicious food, exuding heat and fragrance.

The master leaned against the railing with his hands behind his back. When he saw the two people going upstairs, he waved to them.

Master: "Happy birthday, Xiao Yi."

As he spoke, he handed the two books he was holding to Tang Lingyi, raised his hand and touched Tang Lingyi's head: "These contain some of my experiences on martial arts cultivation that I have summarized over the years. Now I will They are given to you. Your martial soul is special and can be summarized based on the analysis of previous cases."

Tang Lingyi silently took the book and put it on his lap. He raised his head and looked at the master intently. Tears of emotion seemed to be swirling in his round pupils.

The master smiled when he saw her like this, patted her shoulder and comforted her: "Okay, today is your birthday, why are you still crying? Do you not like my gift?"

The rhetorical question in the last sentence was obviously a bit joking, because the master was confident that he, a student who "loves learning", would definitely like this gift.

Tang Lingyi, who "has a high degree of homework completion": "..."

She forced a smile, feeling that the world was too gloomy.

As a true salty fish, she really didn't like this gift...but what's the use?

The character design is too good - now she doesn't even have a chance to refute.

Tang Lingyi held back her tears and cried with emotion on her face: "How, how could it be possible? I, I like this gift so much!"

qaq, I love it so much that I almost cry (tt)

The master, who had only been with Tang Lingyi for one semester, did not question her excitement. The thin man had always been taciturn and introverted, and it was an exception to be able to attend such a lively place with the students today.

Now the students surrounding the first floor have dispersed, and the empty second floor has become crowded. The master began to feel a little uncomfortable. He straightened up: "I have something else to do, so I will leave first. You don't have to do it tonight." Come over here. Xiaoyi, have fun."

Tang Lingyi waved: "Okay, Master. Goodbye, Master."

Tang San followed and watched the master go away: "Goodbye, teacher."

After seeing off the master, Xiao Wu, who had been hiding in the corner, jumped out immediately.

She happily took Tang Lingyi's hands and waved them: "Sister Xiaoyi, have you seen the one outside?"

Tang Lingyi thought about the scene just now, and the long-lost feeling of embarrassment came back. She forced herself to maintain a smile and nodded: "I saw it, was it your idea?"

Xiao Wu waved her hands: "No! It was my brother's idea. I originally just wanted to invite you to the second floor for a nice meal, but they insisted on having a sense of ceremony. Later I looked at what they had done. The effect was pretty good, so I did it.”

"How's it going? Sister Xiao Yi, are you surprised?" Xiao Wu's ears twitched in response to her widened eyes.

Tang Lingyi was silent after hearing the whole development. How could she appear happier so that Xiao Wu could be sure that she was really surprised?

The former killer, who had always been excellent at acting, was stunned. Her disguised emotions kept conflicting with her inner cognition, making her face turn red, then white, then white again.

Tang San behind him couldn't help but burst out laughing when he saw this. After Tang Lingyi cast a murderous gaze, he stepped forward and stood between the two of them, with the corner of his mouth quirking up: "It's okay, Xiao Wu. Ling Yi She was just... so surprised that she didn't recover for a moment and didn't know what to say."

"Really?" Xiao Wu poked her head out from behind Tang San, observing Tang Lingyi's expression without blinking, as if she wanted to tell whether Tang San was lying.

Someone who had "never calmed down" finally came to his senses, calmly looked into those inquiring eyes, and admitted in an extremely serious manner: "Yes, I am very surprised and happy. Thank you. , Xiao Wu.”

"It's okay, it's okay!" Xiao Wu happily jumped a few times, pushed Tang Lingyi to the table, pointed to the big two-layer cake in the middle, with a proud look on her face: "Sister Xiao Yi, happy birthday! This is my own hand Isn’t the cake beautiful?”

Tang Lingyi's brows jumped when she saw the familiar yellow-orange mass, and she slowly moved closer to take a look - as expected, the entire cake was made of carrots.

I don’t know what the cake embryo is like, but the exposed cream actually exudes a carrot fragrance. On the opposite surface, seven flowers carved from carrots form a circle, with a vivid painting painted in white cream in the center of the circle.

A pink little bunny holds a carrot in its arms, with tender eyes and a fluffy little tail, which is particularly cute.

Tang Lingyi's eyes slowly passed over the crooked birthday greeting below, pointed at the cake and asked sincerely: "Xiao Wu... is this my cake?"

Xiao Wu nodded decisively.

Tang Lingyi's expression suddenly became strange: "Then...where am I?"

Isn't there just a rabbit and a carrot on this?

What about me?

[Cat frowning jpg]

"Here!" Xiao Wu replied very quickly, without any hesitation. She pointed at the carrot with an affirmative look on her face: "The little rabbit is me, the carrot is Sister Xiao Yi, the rabbit loves the carrot, and Xiao Wu loves Sister Xiao Yi!"

Her expression is very simple, it is straightforward and strong love.

Although the words were simple and crude, I have to say that Tang Lingyi was really useful.

She decided to ignore the imperfections of the cake and the surprise for the sake of this passionate confession.

Tang Lingyi stretched out her hand to hold Xiao Wu, and slowly revealed a sincere smile, just like the ice breaking in early spring, bringing with it the warmth and vitality of March.

The girl's speech was deliberately slowed down, mixed with the sweetness of candy, and hit the little rabbit's heart with a "biu": "Thank you, Xiao Wu. I like it very much."

The solemn thanks made Xiao Wu's cheeks turn red. She stamped her feet shyly, put her little hands on her cheeks and fanned her: "Xiao, Xiao Yi, just like it. I, I'll go get them ready first, Xiao Sister Yi, wait for me!"

After saying that, she disappeared in a flash. Tang Lingyi supported her chin and smiled like an aunt: "It's so cute~"

Tang San watched the two people interacting quietly from the side, always feeling that something was wrong. After Xiao Wu left, he finally realized something was wrong when he met Tang Lingyi's strange gaze.

She looked like this...she was obviously greedy for spicy rabbit heads!

Tang San poked at Tang Lingyi who was committing "nymphomania": "You, restrain yourself. Xiao Wu is not a rabbit you can eat!"

Tang Lingyi, who was coveting the rabbit ears, looked confused: "I know."

That's why she gave up the idea of ​​fattening up before eating after the first meeting. Now she just wants to fatten up!

So...does it matter?

Tang San looked at her faintly: "You know... Then you keep staring at her. Those who don't know think you want to tear her apart and eat her."

"Oh, oh. That's it." Tang Lingyi later realized that something was wrong with her eyes just now. She reluctantly looked back and sighed.

The lively little rabbit is chirping~

Seeing that the surroundings were still bustling with preparations, Tang San took out a blue gift box from the soul guide on his waist and gently placed it on Tang Lingyi's lap: "Your birthday gift. Lingyi, happy birthday."