[Douluo] I just want to be a disabled person

"Sister Xiao Yi, are you talking about...what?" Xiao Wu rolled her ears, and she vaguely seemed to hear some strange words.

Tang Lingyi came back to her senses, her eyes became clear, and she smiled at Xiao Wu: "...No, you heard wrong."

"I'm just a little tired and just yawned." She added, changing the topic calmly.

"Huh? That's it." Xiao Wu nodded in understanding and didn't ask any more questions.

She waved to Tang San who was walking up: "Xiao San, are you finished? Did you win?"

Tang Lingyi looked around and happened to catch a glimpse of the embarrassed figure of the blond man beside the door. His shirt was completely stretched out, and there were many scars on other parts of the body from the prickly bluesilver grass - which made him feel a little happy.

Although it was a bit unkind - Tang Lingyi could not help but feel a little better.

She hated these libertines, which made her think back to the past.

——The bright red memory full of blood, painted in front of my eyes a sad song of a prosperous age.

Xiao Wu looked at Tang San: "Is he leaving? Can we stay here then?"

Tang San suppressed the contemplation in his eyes and looked at Manager Wang beside him.

Manager Wang glanced at the messy hall and smiled at them: "Of course you can stay here. I was really sorry that I delayed the guests' time and almost caused harm to the three of them. I decided to reduce the three-day stay for the three of them. If the three of you don’t stay with us for more than three days, you don’t have to pay the rent.”

As he spoke, he smiled apologetically, took out a golden key and handed it over with both hands.

Tang San took the key and looked around with some hesitation: "...How much will it cost to repair this place?"

Manager Wang waved his hand: "No, no, Mr. Dai said it will be recorded in his account, so you don't have to worry."

Then he pushed the waiter beside him: "Why don't you quickly lead the way?"

He had already explained all the reasons, and Tang San couldn't dwell on it anymore. He nodded: "Thank you, please lead the way."

The waiter took them to a room called "Red Ocean" and left.

Tang Lingyi glanced at the layout of the room, and held her forehead with a headache: "...This place is probably specially prepared for couples."

Look at the embossed rose carvings on the stalls, the red peach hearts piled up in the center of the hall, the clichéd thousand and one promises... Tang Lingyi's face was distorted, and the inexplicable underage feeling suddenly surged in her heart. What’s this guilt about having kids check into a room?

[Guilty conscience jpg]

She swallowed and looked at Xiao Wu hopefully: "Xiao Wu, I remember you are allergic to pollen, right? I'll ask the waiter to remove these roses, okay?"

Xiao Wu was taking the roses she had just pulled out of the vase and putting them on the tip of her nose to smell them. Hearing this, she looked at Tang Lingyi strangely: "No, Sister Xiao Yi. You must have remembered wrongly. I don't have pollen allergies. I am a waiter." Sister Shu has it!"

Waiting for the book!

Tang Lingyi leaned back in her chair in despair, once again deeply realizing the importance of serving as a servant to her. Without the pure and loyal maid, she now couldn't even find a reason or excuse!

Tang Lingyi: I am the butler!

Tang San couldn't help but smile at the side. In fact, he was a little awkward just now, but when he saw Tang Lingyi's face that was filled with guilt due to moral condemnation, he suddenly felt a little better.

Tang San: The old saying is indeed true, when someone is more embarrassed than you... you won't be embarrassed anymore.

Xiao Wu didn't notice the awkwardness between the two companions at all. She walked happily towards the back room: "This room is so beautifully decorated. I found that I already like it here. Sister Xiao Yi, Mistress, can we come here more often in the future?" ?”

after?

Come often! ! !

Could it be that if there is one, there are two, there are three?

Tang Lingyi choked and politely rejected the suggestion: "This store is too expensive. If you like it, Xiao Wu, how about I give you a yard decorated like this?"

【drop! 】

Your teammate "Tang Lingyi" launches the skill [Money Offensive] at you.

Xiao Wu jumped up excitedly: "Really? Sister Xiao Yi! Are you really willing to give it to me?"

Tang Lingyi nodded calmly: "Yes, you can enjoy it again without spending money, and you can do whatever you want with your house. What do you think?"

"Okay, okay!" Xiao Wu clapped and cheered, rushed forward and gave Tang Lingyi a big hug, then hummed and looked around the room to make preparations for the future.

Tang Lingyi breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this. Tang San, who had been listening to the whole process, was a little shocked when he heard the words. He pulled Tang Lingyi's clothes and whispered: "...Are you serious?!!"

Tang Lingyi twitched the corner of her mouth with a smile and looked at him with dead eyes: "As long as you don't drag me to play with you underage, what's the point of buying an apartment? Two apartments are fine."

"...This is too much!" Tang San was a little in disbelief, realizing for the first time how surprising and... heart-warming the heroic spirit of spending a fortune was.

"Ha!" Tang Lingyi snorted coldly, "What do you know? There is a law in the Tang Dynasty that states that those who abduct and traffic children for obscenity will be punished with the death penalty starting from three years. Why not do it if you can make money and eliminate disasters? I don't want to be there then Singing behind bars and crying in prison.”

Tang San was speechless: "...Why are you so familiar with this?"

Is it...

Thinking like this, he cast a suspicious look at Tang Lingyi.

"What unhealthy things are you thinking about?" Tang Lingyi slapped his arm, "Stop your mind, things are not what you think."

"But... I didn't say anything either?" Tang San retorted weakly.

He didn't feel the slap on his arm at all. Tang Lingyi's strength wasn't great, but it just sounded a little loud.

Tang Lingyi rolled her eyes and drove the wheelchair towards the back room: "...Children, please be more pure in your thoughts. Don't keep running in the wrong direction. You can't even pull me back."

Tang San chuckled lightly, quickly stepped forward and held the armrests of the wheelchair, lowering his voice and admitting his mistake: "Yes, yes, I thought wrong, Lingyi, don't be angry."

Tang Lingyi glanced at him speechlessly: "...Why do I feel that you are coaxing a child?"

"Huh? No." Tang San would never admit his bad taste just now, he defended with a pure face: "Lingyi, you heard wrong, I have always regarded you as a friend of my own generation."

Tang Lingyi: "..."

Why does this feel more like coaxing a child?

Tang Lingyi, who slept happily for two days and one night in the ambiguous Rose Hotel, was finally pulled out of bed unwillingly by the excited Xiao Wu in the morning two days later.

The three of them refused the manager's warm invitation to stay, left Soto City through the South City Gate, and headed towards their destination.

Because she hadn't woken up yet, Tang Lingyi remained in a drowsy state, being pushed by Tang San all the way...

After about ten minutes, Xiao Wu began to feel nervous when he saw that there were still large areas of farmland on both sides of the official road.

"Xiao San, how long do we have to walk?" Xiao Wu's steps became slower, and her two upright rabbit ears slowly drooped.

Tang San looked around, shook his head helplessly and said, "I don't know the specifics. Let's keep going south. We will find it. The man I fought with yesterday later introduced himself and said he was a student of Shrek Academy. It proves that this college really exists.”

"Oh." Xiao Wu sighed and looked enviously at Tang Lingyi, who had been sleeping soundly: "Sister Xiao Yi can really sleep. I seem to be sleeping on a chair."

"How can you walk on a chair?" Tang San was speechless with a black line on his head.

"Of course I'll let you push us!" Xiao Wu replied confidently, without any embarrassment.

Tang San twitched his lips: "...I only have two hands, one on each side. You are not afraid that I will push you two into a car crash."

"Then..." Xiao Wu glanced at him up and down, and smiled maliciously: "You can grow a few more."

"Do you think this is Chinese cabbage? You can buy as much as you want?" Tang San almost laughed at the nonsense of the girl in front of him. He was not a centipede, how could he have so many hands?

"...Okay, I understand." Xiao Wu agreed reluctantly, stopping Tang San's anger in time.

Then the group walked in silence for another fifteen minutes, and saw a small village appearing in front of them, with a long line of boys, girls, and their parents and families lined up at the door.

Seeing this, Xiao Wu's steps became cheerful again. She stretched out her finger to poke the still sleeping Tang Lingyi's pear dimple, but Tang San, who had quick eyes and quick hands, braked and dodged it.

Tang San looked at her strangely: "What are you doing?"

Xiao Wu gave you a strange look in return: "Of course I want to wake up Sister Xiao Yi! Isn't it coming soon?"

Tang San looked at the long queue, then looked down at Tang Lingyi, who was still sleeping soundly: "There are so many people in front of us, let Lingyi sleep for a while."

"But Sister Xiao Yi must have slept for too long." Xiao Wu was a little worried, "She was also sleeping in the house when we went shopping two days ago. If she didn't eat three meals a day on time, I would have screamed. Doctor."

Tang San smiled and explained: "She has been using her soul power on the road a few days ago, and she didn't have a good rest in between. It's better to let her sleep for a while. And... Lingyi didn't sleep all the time, okay? You went out to play. By the time, she got up and took care of things."

"Is that so?" Xiao Wu put down her hand and compromised, "Okay, then let Sister Xiao Yi sleep a little longer."

The three of them approached slowly and saw a table at the front of the team, at the entrance of the village, with an old man in his sixties sitting behind the table.

At the entrance of the village, a tattered-looking plaque hung on an arch made of wood, with five simple words engraved on it, Shrek Academy.

In front of these five words, there is a green head that looks like the head of a humanoid monster. Green and a little cute. The old man behind the desk also wore a similar green round badge on his chest, which was probably the school emblem of Shrek Academy.

"This...is this Shrek Academy?" Xiao Wu took a few steps forward and took a closer look, with a look of disbelief on her face: "Xiao San, master, must you have made a mistake! No matter how I look at it, I don't think this is the case. It’s like a college.”

Tang San smiled bitterly: "I don't know either, but...he's here, let's take a look first."