Fast travel: the host only has villains in his eyes

Looking at Tantai Guyuan's angry look, Zhang Lin asked with a smile, "Why are you angry?"

Tantai Guyuan looked at Zhang Lin, and poked Zhang Lin's heart with his hand, "What do you think? Are you planning to marry someone else?"

Zhang Lin knew what Tantai Guyuan was talking about, it must be because Gu Meng came to make trouble for no reason just now, and then Tantai Guyuan believed what the woman said.

In fact, Tantai Guyuan didn't believe what that woman said at all, he just wanted to play around, "Why are you too lazy to explain, and don't want to explain the reason to me, and then marry that woman as your wife and let me be your concubine."

Zhang Lin quickly explained, "I swear absolutely not. I don't even know that woman. At the banquet yesterday, the woman's father suddenly said that the emperor would marry his daughter to me, but I refused on the spot."

"And even quarreled with that woman's father. All the civil and military officials who were present at the time can testify to this."

Speaking of Zhang Lin, in order to show that what he said did not lie, he tied three fingers together and began to swear, "I, Zhang Lin, swear that what I said just now was absolutely true. I will only love Tantai Guyuan in this life and forever. If you violate it, you will die badly, and the sky will be struck by lightning."

Xiaobai, who was chasing dramas in the space, heard this, and curiously asked Tantai Guyuan [host, don't stop, it's always like this on TV. 】

Tantai Guyuan gave Xiaobai a speechless glance [What do you know, I am not those idiots who are sweet, love brains, listen to them swear poisonously, halfway through the poisonous oath, my heart softens, isn't this just for those men? I think you are easy to handle. 】

[If he’s telling the truth, he’s not afraid to swear. Look at those scripts, the heroines in TV dramas are not allowed to swear, and then they don’t swear, they must have ghosts in their hearts 】

【Otherwise, the poisonous oath will be finished】

Xiaobai nodded with a half-understanding [I see. 】What his host said makes sense.

Then Xiaobai continued to devote himself to chasing dramas.

Tantai Guyuan waited for Zhang Lin to finish taking the poisonous oath, and then pretended to be concerned, his eyes were slightly red.

Tantai Guyuan hugged Zhang Lin without crying, "Brother, what are you talking about, this poisonous oath cannot be made casually, take it back quickly."

"It's enough for me to know my brother's intentions. I believe in my brother the most."

Zhang Lin looked at Tantai Guyuan distressedly, got up and hugged Tantai Guyuan in his arms, "Why are you crying, besides, what I said is the truth, don't cry."

Tantai Guyuan glanced at Zhang Lin with tears in his eyes, and then wiped all the tears he hadn't shed on Zhang Lin's body, "It's nice to hear, brother."

Zhang Lin sat on the low bed and asked the person in his arms, "Is there anything you want to eat this morning, I'll make it for you."

Tantai Guyuan also cried immediately, stopped pretending, and became more energetic, his eyes sparkled, "Really?"

Zhang Lin looked at the person in his arms with a smile and changed his face, "Really."

Tantai Guyuan "Then I want to eat sliced ​​boiled pork, the spicy one."

Zhang Lin frowned upon hearing this, but did not speak.

Tantai Guyuan thought that Zhang Lin had repented, and was a little angry, "I don't think there is any way to pass this day, don't pass it, then you don't love me anymore."

Zhang Lin quickly explained, "No, how could I not love you, I love you the most."

Tantai Guyuan looked at Zhang Lin and said, "Then tell me, why don't you do it for me."

Zhang Lin: "It's not last night, I just had sex, so why don't you just eat something light?"

Tantai Guyuan looked at Zhang Lin's firm expression, and felt that he would not change his mind so easily, so he tugged at Zhang Lin's sleeve and shook, "Brother~brother~husband~you are the best, can you do well for me? Okay, how about the slightly spicy one, okay?"

In the end, Zhang Lin agreed under Tantai Guyuan's hard work.

Zhang Lin put Tantai Guyuan on the low floor, "Okay, I really can't do anything about you, then you sit here first, take a rest first, or read a script, and I'll call you after I finish the meal, what's the matter?" Sample?"

Tantai Guyuan hugged Zhang Lin's waist and shook his head, "No, I want to go with you."

Zhang Lin wanted to refuse, "No, you are hurt."

Tantai Guyuan pinched Zhang Lin's waist, "It's not serious, besides, I'm not that hypocritical, I just want to go, I'll help you."

Zhang Lin smiled and said, "Okay."

Zhang Lin stood up and carried Tantai Guyuan to the kitchen.

The cooks in the kitchen were all ready to cook, but seeing Zhang Lin and Tantai Guyuan coming over, they thought there was something wrong.

Zhang Lin said to them, "In the future, you only need to make breakfast. You don't have to make lunch and dinner. I can do it myself."

The chefs didn't know how to answer for a while, and finally they left with peace of mind after Zhang Lin repeated it a second time.

Tantai Guyuan patted Zhang Lin's shoulder and asked Zhang Lin to put himself down.

Zhang Lin followed Tantai Guyuan uncomfortably, seeing that Tantai Guyuan was only walking in an awkward posture, and there was nothing else, so he felt relieved.

He found a bench in the kitchen, took off his robe, folded it, and put it on the bench.

Zhang Lin said to Tantai Guyuan, "Come and sit on the bench, I'm tired from standing."

Tantai Guyuan thought it was okay, anyway, he was here to help, not a chef, so he sat on the stool, "Okay, then bring me the side dishes you need, and I'll pick them for you."

Zhang Lin nodded, and took the dishes to be used later to Tantai Guyuan, "Then how about we stir-fry a few dishes for lunch, and then serve some steamed buns?"

Tantai Guyuan felt that he had no opinion, and he didn't cook, "Listen to the chef."

Zhang Lin rubbed Tantai Guyuan's hair, and said with a smile, "Okay."

When Tantai Guyuan was picking vegetables, he saw that Zhang Lin had to wash the vegetables in cold water again, and said angrily, "Isn't there hot water in the pot? Did you break your hand or something? I don't know how to scoop it up."

Seeing Tantai Guyuan's angry look, Zhang Lin immediately smiled and begged for mercy, and scooped hot water into the cauldron, "Well, well, well, well, my wife is right, I'll just use hot water. Don't be angry."

Tantai Guyuan didn't believe it, so he just sat there and stared at him scooping up the hot water. After he watched Zhang Lin wash the vegetables with hot water, he felt relieved, "It's not too bad. If I find out later, you can sleep outside." Go, don't sleep in the same bed as me."

After hearing this, Zhang Lin immediately assured, "Got it, I promise to wash it with hot water after I know it."

How could he not sleep in the same bed with his daughter-in-law for a trivial matter? That's impossible.

Tantai Guyuan lowered his head and picked vegetables, "I don't believe you, how many times have I told you, but if you don't change, I don't believe you."

Zhang Lin smiled and said, "Then you can supervise me at any time, and I promise I won't do it again."