Let you be the villain and save the protagonist's mother at the beginning?

"Father, father, I, I finally feel it!"

Tears of excitement flowed from Li Mushan's eyes.

because.

From today on, Zhao Ling'er completely belongs to him!

No, not only Zhao Linger.

In the next second, many famous ladies and ladies came to mind in Li Mushan's mind.

In the past, these ladies and ladies were out of reach for him because of his health!

but now!

His physical condition allows, he wants to get all the women he likes on the bed!

As for whether it will be successful, Li Mushan is not worried about it at all.

Relying on his status as the heir of a second-rate family, Li Mushan did not believe that these famous ladies dared to resist him when the lure failed.

Soon, a mature and beautiful figure appeared in his mind.

Sun Huaiyu.

goo.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help swallowing.

Sun Huaiyu's famous name resounds throughout the second-generation circle~

Immediately, he will be able to kiss Fangze.

A small head of the Sun Group, forgive her for not daring to resist herself.

"Good news, good news."

Hearing that his son could carry on the family line again, at this moment Li Yuankun simply drew a smile on the corner of his mouth, and he didn't show much excitement!

After all, if he can succeed in cultivating immortals, what offspring are needed!

Immortal, don't care about these anymore!

Thinking of this, he hastily said:

"Master Immortal~"

puff~

Immediately, an extremely resounding voice interrupted what Li Yuankun was about to blurt out.

"I, I can't control it!"

In front of the immortal teacher and his father, he farted so loudly!

This made Li Mushan feel that his face couldn't help it!

"Shan'er, what kind of wine are you drinking, don't drink it next time!"

Covering his nose, Li Yuankun taught his son a lesson.

"Hmm! I won't drink this brand again next time!"

Li Mushan was also very ugly, but he didn't cover his nose, even though he felt it was very smelly.

I farted, but I covered my nose for the first time. Isn't that just slapping myself in the face? Li Mushan absolutely shouldn't do this!

But the eyes were involuntarily shed tears.

because~

This fart is too spicy!

Hey!

I put too much medicine, and it turned out to be on me!

Covering his nose, Su Lin backed away in time, regretting secretly in his heart.

"Cuckoo~"

Suddenly, another extremely loud sound came out!

!

With wide eyes, Li Yuankun looked at his son.

Because the source of the sound is his son's stomach.

no~

A very bad idea came to Li Yuankun's mind.

"I can't help it!"

His face was ugly, and after he finished speaking, Li Mushan opened the door of the study and ran out!

After all, it was his own son, and Li Yuankun was also very worried, so he walked quickly to his son.

at this moment~

puff!

Li Mushan exploded!

A thousand miles away!

unstoppable!

Like a raging flood, the yellow juice sprayed out directly from Li Mushan's chrysanthemums!

The trousers were relatively light, and the yellow juice shot out through the gaps in the trousers, directly crashing into the face of Li Yuankun who was following him.

Moment!

Li Yuankun's rushing pace was stopped!

The astonishing stench continued to pass into his nasal cavity.

"Ah~"

Li Yuankun let out a scream.

Then~

The juice on his face flowed down his long mouth!

"Yuck~"

"Yuck~"

After reacting, Li Yuankun retched several times and ran towards the bathroom in a hurry.

squeak!

Zhao Linger was awakened by the noise outside.

Zhao Linger who opened the door felt a gust of wind blowing past her eyes~

Still a very foul-smelling wind!

After subconsciously frowning, Zhao Liling'er noticed the yellow-brown liquid left on the ground after the stinky wind blew past.

Then look towards the corridor!

After discovering the gust of wind, it was her husband!

And as he ran, the yellow-brown liquid kept dripping on the ground.

"Ah~"

Opening her mouth in surprise, Zhao Linger finally came to her senses at this moment.

My cold and vicious husband actually...

Diarrhea!

Immediately, incomparable disgust appeared in her eyes.

After all, who can bear such a spoiled man.

After rushing into the pit, Li Mushan hurriedly took off his pants.

Then~

He frowned.

Because I got good news and bad news.

The good news is that all that needs to be pulled is done!

The bad news is that it's all in your pocket!

Full of anger, he wanted to get up and rush back to the room.

He is absolutely unwilling to call his servants to deliver clothes for him under such circumstances, because if he does this, wouldn't all these servants know that he has put them in his pockets!

This is something Li Mushan absolutely cannot endure.

Ok?

Just after he got up and was about to put his sticky pants on again, he looked at a small part of himself, and suddenly had an idea~

because~

Although that place is still very small, it has a feeling.

Want to try it?

He has never tasted the happiness that belongs to a man!

Just do what you say, Li Mushan is also a decisive person, and he started to do it.

Three seconds later, Shu Shuang appeared on his face!

This is what it feels like to be a man!

It was so comfortable.

?

Then, he felt something was wrong.

That's where I didn't grow up, and my time was so short!

What is this enough time for!

Are the drugs ineffective?

It was about his own happiness, so Li Mushan wanted to rush over to question Su Lin, but thinking of his current state, after hesitating for a while, he held back his nausea, put on his sticky pants, and planned to go back to the bedroom and change first. Good pants to question again.

"Yuck~"

The body feels refreshed, and there is no such a state of urgently clamping a certain place to prevent a thousand miles away, but because of my state at this moment, I can't help but retch!

because!

Riding on a horse is really disgusting.

Hastily, Li Mushan returned to the room.

After taking a simple shower and changing into clean clothes, Li Mushan had the idea of ​​being alive again.

but~

goo goo~

The next second his stomach growled again.

In a hurry, he tightened his sphincter again.

puff!

But as before, it turned out that his sphincter was too loose to be protective at all.

A thousand miles away!

Just after changing into white pants, they were stained yellowish brown again.

"...".