Siheyuan: Rebirth of He Yuzhu, starting from God-level sign-in

"You didn't prepare bowls and chopsticks for me. I don't use my hands, do I use my feet?"

"You can use your feet too!"

While speaking, He Yuzhu sucked two fingers, and the whole face that Yan Bugui buried was twisted into a bitter melon.

Not only that, but He Yuzhu actually took off his shoes.

Yan Bugui quickly stopped him.

"Why are you so crazy that you came to my place? Don't you have food in your own house?"

He Yuzhu stopped taking off his shoes.

"Yo, you're asking that right, but you're going to the firewood room to cook me a meal!"

Now Yan Bugui understood what He Yuzhu meant.

Taking a deep breath, Yan Bugui said with a smile.

"Okay, you can eat if you want, my wife, bring Zhuzi a pair of bowls and chopsticks!"

The dishes and chopsticks are in place, He Yuzhu is not polite at all.

He deliberately didn't eat at all in the kitchen today.

In a short while, most of the dishes on Yan Bugui's table were wiped out.

wiped his lips.

"Third Mother, help me add another bowl of rice!"

The third mother was also stunned. Is this He Yuzhu so edible?

The family hasn't touched their chopsticks yet, they just look at where He Yuzhu eats.

San Niang hurriedly looked at Yan Bugui, waiting for Yan Bugui's instructions.

Yan Bugui's heart was bleeding, but he could only wave his hands.

Soon a new bowl of rice was served.

He Yuzhu immediately started gobbling the bowl.

Seeing that the last order was about to disappear, Yan Bugui immediately stretched out his chopsticks.

But the speed was not as fast as He Yuzhu's, and the last chopstick dish was also sent into his mouth by He Yuzhu.

At this moment, Yan Bugui's two daughters-in-law couldn't sit still.

The food for five people was taken care of by He Yuzhu alone.

Five bowls of rice were left for them.

But Yan Bugui's second son was more cowardly than Xu Damao, and he couldn't sit still and didn't dare to say anything.

It was Yan Bugui's eldest daughter-in-law who spoke first.

"I've eaten this meal too, should you go?"

He Yuzhu frowned.

"I'm leaving? Where am I going?"

The eldest daughter-in-law looked at He Yuzhu in surprise.

"If you don't leave, then what do you want to do? Could it be that you still want to live in our house?"

What He Yuzhu was waiting for was her words.

"Yes, I don't even have a bed now, I don't live in your house, where do I live?"

The eldest daughter-in-law stood up.

"Don't go too far, where is there a place for you to sleep in our house?"

He Yuzhu also stood up.

"Isn't your husband not at home? Your bed is a little short, and I can just sleep in it."

As soon as these words came out, Yan Bugui's family stood up together.

"What do you want, silly Zhu?" Yan Bugui roared angrily.

But He Yuzhu roared louder than him.

"How many times have I told you not to call me a fool, are you looking for smoke?"

This roar was telling these people that He Yuzhu was about to start messing up.

Yan Bugui's family immediately calmed down.

He Yuzhu's lethality is comparable to nuclear weapons, and they still can't afford to provoke them.

After calming down, Yan Bugui's expression became embarrassed.

"I know you have an opinion, but it's not my decision, is it?"

"Think about it, there are three uncles in the yard, and you can't catch me alone to bully you, right?"

He Yuzhu curled his lips.

"Who made you look like a bully!"

These words directly made Yan Bugui a little speechless.

Looking bullying?

He didn't expect that he could be bullied too.

"Zhuzi, can you stop making trouble?"

He Yuzhu stood up directly.

"Well, I'll go to the uncle's house first."

Hearing what He Yuzhu said, Yan Pugui breathed a sigh of relief.

But He Yuzhu's next words made him fall into despair again.

"I'll come to your house to sleep again in a while!"

Well, this eldest daughter-in-law can't escape?

Yan Bugui looked at the eldest daughter-in-law with a look of despair.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but why does it feel that the eldest daughter-in-law's face is still a little red, looking a little expectant?

Grandpa's house.

"Zhuzi, come and eat some, you should like all these dishes."

"I also prepared a bottle of wine, and the two of us dried up the bottle today."

"The room is ready for you. If you move the original quilt from your home, you probably won't recognize the bed."

Unlike Yan Bugui, Yi Zhonghai's arrangement was perfect, and He Yuzhu could move in with his bags.

But He Yuzhu didn't play tricks like before.

Just tell him softly.

"You still don't want to get involved in this matter, you just go through the motions and express your position when you get the final result later."

Hearing what He Yuzhu said, Yi Zhonghai picked up a glass of wine.

"I also think that this matter has gone too far, but, but you also know that it doesn't count if I say it alone in the yard, I..."

Before Yi Zhonghai could finish speaking, He Yuzhu turned around and left the room.

Sometimes the most hateful thing is not the villain in front of you, but the hypocritical person behind you.

Little man, you know when he will target you.

And a hypocrite, he will always be good for you and consider you.

But at certain critical moments when you need him, he disappears.

Then your only hope is gone.

This kind of person is more terrifying and deadly than a villain.

It just so happens that Yi Zhonghai is such a person.

Hypocrisy to the extreme.

At the same time that He Yuzhu left Yi Zhonghai's house, Yan Bugui ran into Liu Haizhong's house.

Tell all the things He Yuzhu did at his house just now.

Liu Guanglin, the eldest son of Liu Haizhong, stood up with a swipe.

"He dares to come to our house to make trouble? I peeled his skin."

The second son, Liu Guangfu, also stood up.

"As for He Yuzhu, I can take care of him with one hand, and I don't know what you are afraid of!"

"Who do you want to deal with with one hand?" The voice from outside the door suddenly made the atmosphere a little weird.

Liu Guangfu swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

"Silly Zhu, you..."

Before he could finish speaking, a shoe flew in.

"I hear you shout Sha Zhu again, and I will take off your arm."

Although the shoe didn't hit Liu Guangfu's body, it hit his dignity.

There is only one way to restore my dignity now, and that is to shout silly Zhu again.

But he knew very well in his heart that when He Yuzhu made a joke, he really dared to take off his arm.

Dignity or arms?He was caught in a dilemma.

It's a pity that silence also represented a choice, and he didn't dare to shout.

He Yuzhu walked straight past him, and even squatted on the ground with his back to put on his shoes.

This action made it clear that he looked down on him and felt that he would not dare to make a move.

Liu Guangfu trembled slightly, wishing he could rush up and kick He Yuzhu immediately.

At this moment, Yan Bugui suddenly tugged Liu Guangfu.

"Forget it, don't care about it like him!"

Only then did Liu Guangfu's body stop shaking.