Paranoid villains attack me after dressing as a cheat

"Welcome two guests, please come with me."

Although the young man was wearing modern clothes, his words were also modern.

However, the way he bends down and salutes when speaking is exactly the same as that of a boy in the world of cultivation.

Jiang Yunqi looked at it, feeling more or less strange...

But unexpectedly, when he looked up, he saw some doubts in Yin Wuxu's eyes.

Instantly, my soul trembled.

Damn it, Brother Wuxu must have never seen such a young boy...

Just when Jiang Yunqi was thinking about how to explain.

Yin Wuxu interrupted him first: "Jiang Yunqi, are you imagining this guy?"

Jiang Yunqi glanced at the staff member again.

The blue and white shirt, bow tie, black suit pants, leather shoes, and short hair don't look like the attire of a cultivator at all.

The fists hanging by his sides were clenched tightly, to the point of death...

Facing Yin Wuxu's 'death gaze', he swallowed and nodded with a smile: "Brother Wuxu, to be honest, my imagination has become a bit rich."

Tiandao: "..."

Listening in the sea of ​​consciousness, I couldn't help but clenched my fists, embarrassed...

Yin Wuxu also fell silent.

Just when Jiang Yunqi was panicking and was still thinking of ways to make amends.

Yin Wuxu said calmly: "Let's go."

Jiang Yunqi was stunned.

After reacting, Yin Wuxu no longer cared about the staff's clothes.

He swallowed hard and followed Yin Wuxu's footsteps.

In my heart, I was complaining crazily in front of Heaven: "Ahhhh! Heaven! I can't go on in this land of desire, think of a way!"

Tiandao: "..."

At this moment, he also felt deeply desperate.

but……

"System No. 19018, there is no solution unless..."

These two words immediately filled Jiang Yunqi with hope.

"Unless what?"

Tiandao was silent for a while, and what he said made Jiang Yunqi go from heaven to hell again.

"Unless System 19018 has the ability to accelerate time."

Jiang Yunqi: "Huh?"

He blinked, somewhat confused as to why Tian Dao said such a thing.

Tiandao: "..."

He took a deep breath: "Time to leave the land of desire."

Jiang Yunqi: "..."

It could be heard that Tiandao's voice was extremely impatient.

Jiang Yunqi sighed and said: "Tiandao, I think you should be gentler to me sometimes."

"After all, aren't we friends now?"

After saying that, Jiang Yunqi blinked at Tiandao.

Tiandao: "..."

He raised his eyes and looked at Jiang Yunqi with a little doubt in his eyes: "Friend?"

Jiang Yunqi smiled brightly and said with a smile: "Yes, aren't we friends?

Tiandao really wanted to say no, but the words were already on his lips and he couldn't say them out...

The doubts in his eyes became more and more serious.

friend?

friend……

What is a friend?

On the other side, Jiang Yunqi and Yin Wuxu had arrived at a huge swimming pool.

Jiang Yunqi was immediately dumbfounded.

"No, is this really a swimming pool?"

Jiang Yunqi's eyes widened and he looked at the huge pool in front of him in disbelief.

Tiandao also came back to his senses and began to look at his eyes, but also fell silent.

The pool in front of you is so big that you can't see the edge. It's surrounded by lush green plants. When you raise your head, you can see the white clouds and the blue sky.

As for the water in the pool, the overall appearance is milky white, like a fairy. As for the spiritual energy of heaven and earth inside, it is pouring out for free.

This isn't a swimming pool, it's just a pool of fairy water.

After a while, Tiandao finally said: "System No. 19018, this is the place of desire."

Jiang Yunqi swallowed his saliva, he was indeed very lustful...

Placed outside, this pool of white jade water would cause quite a stir.

At this time, the staff member who led the way spoke.

He looked at Yin Wuxu and Jiang Yunqi with a smile.

"Two guests, please enjoy as you please."

After saying this, two more beach chairs appeared next to the pool of spiritual water.

Yes, that’s right, beach chairs…

There are even two parasols.

Jiang Yunqi's mouth twitched.

This world has finally gone crazy...

"Jiang Yunqi, what should we do now?"

Yin Wuxu's words made Jiang Yunqi's soul return instantly.

He raised his head and looked at Yin Wuxu, and he had the illusion that there seemed to be some...expectation in Yin Wuxu's eyes.

As for how to play...

Jiang Yunqi recalled the signboard of Wenwen Swimming Pool.

Since there were only two of them and they were in a swimming pool, they naturally had to play like they were in a swimming pool...

Tiandao noticed Jiang Yunqi's thoughts and couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth: "System No. 19018, don't pass..."

Before the words were spoken, Jiang Yunqi's words came out.

He looked at Yin Wuxu with bright eyes.

"Brother Wuxu, the script says that you have to take off your clothes when playing in the swimming pool."

Yin Wuxu stared at him closely with a pair of black eyes, and something seemed to be surging inside...

Seeing this look, Jiang Yunqi also panicked.

Tiandao sneered in the sea of ​​consciousness: "System No. 19018, look, Tiandao told you not to go too far, now get rid of it!"

Listening to the joy in Tiandao's tone, Jiang Yunqi said: "..."

No, are they on the same line?

The smile on Tiandao's lips froze when he heard Jiang Yunqi's voice.

It seems that they are on the same line...

Tiandao coughed lightly and put away his gloating.

Just as he was about to open his mouth to give Jiang Yunqi some advice, he saw a scene that shocked his jaw.

His eyes widened in disbelief.

Watching Yin Wuxu raise his slender hands, he gently untied his robe.

Jiang Yunqi was also a little shocked, but soon he started laughing.

Hehehe...

He knew that Brother Wuxu treated him differently!

I also started to undress myself.

However, the next second: "Ah!!!"

Jiang Yunqi: "???"

Jiang Yunqi asked Tiandao in confusion: "No, Tiandao, what are you calling?"

He was so frightened that he trembled...

However, he was not the only one who was trembling, Tiandao's voice was even more trembling than him.

"Yin...Yin Wuxu..."

Jiang Yunqi: "???"

What happened to Brother Wuxu?

As soon as he raised his head, his mind shut down.

He let out a scream louder than Heaven: "Ah!!!"

Tiandao was shocked and a little speechless.

And Yin Wuxu's movements were also stopped by this shout.

I saw Yin Wuxu's slender white fingers placed on his trousers, preparing for the next move.

Yes, that's right!

Yin Wuxu is going to take off his pants!

Jiang Yunqi was so panicked that he even stuttered: "Brother Wu Xu, there is no need to take off this, this, this..."

For some reason, his cheeks were a little red.