Douluo: I mess around in Tangmen

"I have lived for 25 years. Since I took control of the Alto Chamber of Commerce and Shadow Stream, what strange people have I not seen and what strange things have I not heard?"

"I have been practicing the power of space for a long time. I believe that I go to bed on time every day and will never leave my tiredness to myself tomorrow. If I do, then my tomorrow self will not be able to scold me now."

"Military advisor, what do you want to say?"

"What I want to say is, can a car crash in a space channel?"

The Great Forest of Stars, the Lake of Life, and the Underground Cave.

Ye Nanxiao crossed his legs, crossed his hands on his chest, and his hair, which was tied up randomly, stood upside down like a tail.

"Crash? What is that?" Gu Yue looked at Ye Nanxiao with a smile, with dazzling light floating in her eyes.

Na'er curiously picked up a long sword-shaped branch that had been treasured for many years, and poked Ye Nanxiao's butt while he was hanging upside down in the air.

Ye Nanxiao snatched the branch from Na'er's hand and looked at it twice. "The branch is long and straight, and there are two branches that naturally grow outward from the handle. It's a rare good sword! Confiscated!"

Na'er's mouth flattened, and tears of grievance suddenly welled up in her eyes.

"Thousands of years have passed and you haven't changed your habit of crying, little boss?" Ye Nanxiao smiled and took out a long sword with a small soul guide lamp embedded in it from the storage ring.

Seeing the luminous sword, stars suddenly lit up in Na'er's eyes.

"Wow! Thank you, strategist!"

"The little boss finally recognized me?" Ye Nanxiao tilted his head and smiled.

Na'er, who was wearing silver armor at the time, thought he was a real fox.

"Sister said, you are the strategist! Na'er was still doubting it!" Na'er waved the curry sword in her hand, very satisfied with this toy that could emit biubiubiu light.

"Military advisor, it's been a long time since you last came here?"

"How come I, the boss, am no different?"

Gu Yue slowly walked up to Ye Nanxiao, with a trace of dissatisfaction in her deep and bright purple eyes.

"What, boss, can you put me down first?" Ye Nanxiao was being knocked down at the moment. He had to lower his head to barely see Gu Yue's chin through the mountains.

It was difficult to meet Gu Yue's eyes, and because Gu Yue was tall, Ye Nanxiao could only see Gu Yue's flat belly when he looked straight at her.

Anything further would be too much.

So in order to avoid certain situations, Ye Nanxiao chose to stand upside down and cross his legs.

"Does Xiao Nanxiao realize his mistake?" Gu Yue slowly squatted down and slowly kneaded the trace of fat on Ye Nanxiao's chin with her jade fingers.

"wrong!"

Ye Nanxiao was very straightforward. Although he didn't know what he had done, in this case, admitting his mistake first was always the best choice.

Gu Yue patted Ye Nanxiao's forehead, and then a silver light flashed in his eyes.

The silver light entrenched in Ye Nanxiao's waist immediately dissipated.

Ye Nanxiao fell straight to the ground, his head making a loud noise with the crystal floor, and then his whole body collapsed on the ground like a fish without bones.

Na'er held the curry sword, walked over and poked Ye Nanxiao gently with the sword.

"Ah, it's so comfortable to lie down here, boss! It makes me feel like home!"

"This warm floor! This lamp! This chair!"

A little curiosity appeared in Na'er's eyes, and she followed Ye Nanxiao's example and lay down on the ground, as happy as a little pig.

Gu Yue smiled and looked at the two rice sausages rolling in unison on the ground, and a crossroads gradually appeared on her forehead.

A moment later, Ye Nanxiao was sitting dignifiedly on a wooden chair, with a serious face, his hands folded in front of him, and the big bag on his head was smoking.

"Shura escaped." Gu Yue said lightly, as if she had long known that the God of Greed could not grasp Shura's will.

A trace of disappointment flashed in Ye Nanxiao's eyes, and he sighed and said, "Yes, the God of Greed left a memory for me. The one who was caught was obviously the God of Shura, but why did he turn into the God of Killing later?"

He almost lost his life and used his body as bait. He thought that with the presence of the two gods of original sin this time, he would be sure to catch Yuan Haisan's secret attempt to influence the direction of the lower world.

Unexpectedly!

Yuan Haisan actually has such a method.

"I really don't know about this matter, but now it seems that Shura should hold a ray of soul and a wisp of will of all the God Patrollers and the God of Shura Palace. It is not only to prevent gods from secretly betraying Shura Palace, but also to prevent gods from secretly betraying Shura Palace. Being interfered by other powerful gods, it’s even more critical at a critical moment like this, to find a scapegoat!" Gu Yue said coldly.

If you make a mistake, let your subordinates take the blame. The entire Shura Palace is in the palm of the Shura God. It is easy to find a scapegoat.

"The role of subordinates can be regarded as understood by Yuan Haisan!" Ye Nanxiao was so angry that he was about to slap the warm wooden table in front of him.

Gu Yue glanced at him. With Ye Nanxiao's current strength, this ordinary wooden table made of rare trees would 100% shatter into pieces.

Ye Nanxiao smiled and took back his hand.

I almost forgot that this is the boss's house.

The incident where An Ye smashed the floor last time still happened.

"This guy Shura is so immoral!" Ye Nanxiao muttered, then sighed heavily and slumped on the wooden chair.

If you miss this opportunity, how will you deal with this evil person next time?

Next time, the God of Greed and the God of Desire will be gone.

At this time, Na'er, who was carrying a big bag on her head, ran over and jumped directly on Ye Nanxiao.

"Military advisor!"

Na'er hung on Ye Nanxiao's body, her little head kept hitting Ye Nanxiao's chest.

"Na'er has finished the homework assigned by my sister! Come and play with Na'er!"

"What do you want to play today, little boss?" Ye Nanxiao held Na'er in one hand and took out an iron Gundam figure from the storage ring with the other hand.

"Wow! What a handsome doll!" Na'er's eyes suddenly lit up with stars.

"How handsome! I have a bumpy man here! Let's play with the cards!" Ye Nanxiao waved his hand, and dozens of figures appeared on the wooden table. These were all carved by Ye Nanxiao when he was bored.

Gu Yue silently picked up her tea cup to avoid being knocked down by the two people who were having fun.

But the wooden table suffered.

During the role-playing battle between the two, it collapsed.

"Xue Nu! Come out!" Gu Yue reached out and grabbed Na'er, staring straight at Ye Nanxiao.

A stream of light emerged from Ye Nanxiao's eyebrows.

"Is something wrong?" Snow Emperor looked at Gu Yue with a cold face, his cheeks slightly puffed up.

Gu Yue placed Na'er in front of the Snow Emperor and said, "Take care of the child."

Emperor Xue looked down at Na'er, who looked aggrieved. The latter's cute appearance suddenly made her feel softer.

But she was still very unhappy with Gu Yue.

"Why?" Snow Emperor crossed his arms and looked at Gu Yue warily, fearing that the latter would get angry and give him a strange beating.

Gu Yue narrowed her eyes slightly, and a lavender crystal suddenly appeared in her hand, and Youyou said, "You know, in my years, I sometimes made a lot of gadgets to kill time, such as this stone that can take photos. "

"I brought it out to entertain you last time, Little Snow Girl, have you forgotten?"

Hearing this, the Snow Emperor's expression changed and he remembered some bad memories. He gritted his teeth and glared at Gu Yue, "You shameless dragon!"

"Xiao Xue Nu, what did you call me? Huh?" Gu Yue tossed the photo stone in her hand and looked at Ye Nanxiao, who looked confused, and then looked at Snow Emperor again, the meaning in her eyes was self-evident.

Little Snow Girl, you don’t want your little fox to know about the memory of being bullied by me, right?

Looking at Gu Yue with the word threat written all over her face, Emperor Xue was too angry to express his anger and silently led Na'er to the side.

"Little sister, come with me, your cruel sister doesn't want you anymore!"

Na'er looked at Snow Emperor and put the hand held by Snow Emperor to her face.

A cool feeling suddenly came over, making Na'er extremely comfortable.

Na'er's cute appearance instantly touched the Snow Emperor's heart.

"so cute!"

Xuedi carefully held Na'er in his arms, "Little Na'er, what do you like? Sister, there are many stories here! For example, the love story between a certain lotus root in Donghai City, a certain monkey and Bai Jingjing!"

"Okay, the troublesome guy has gone away, let's get back to the topic." Gu Yue stretched out her hand and slapped Ye Nanxiao's head to draw his attention back.

"You boy, your soul is intact, the long stage of ascending to the gods has been activated, and you still have the space mark given by me on your body, so you can't practice well for a while, reach the second stage of the long stage of ascending to the gods, and let the divine power be born in your body again. Are you plotting against Shura God?"

"I sent you a signal to let you know that Shura guy has come to the lower world, and asked you to stay in bed for a while, but in the end, your kid just cut open the space channel and ran over, and he almost died."

"You kid, you kid!"

As Gu Yue spoke, she seemed to get angry and reached out to pinch Ye Nanxiao's face.

Ye Nanxiao took Gu Yue's hand away and rubbed his face, "My face will be the capital to rule the world in the future. I didn't expect so much at the time. I thought it was you who sent me a distress signal. I shouldn't run away in a hurry." Come here?"

"I am the Silver Dragon King! The God Realm has been chasing me for thousands of years and has yet to find any trace of me. Why do you need to worry about me?" Gu Yue frowned slightly and placed her jade finger impatiently on Ye Nanxiao's forehead.

Although Ye Nanxiao felt unhappy, he also understood that what Gu Yue said was the overall optimal answer.

"I have very few friends. You are my boss. How can I repay you for taking me in?" Ye Nanxiao muttered.

Hearing Ye Nanxiao's answer, the coldness in Gu Yue's eyes dissipated a bit and softened.

"Don't let it happen again. I at least still have part of my soul and the abilities left by the Dragon God. You have nothing. At most, you are just a nine-tailed fox bloodline who doesn't know where it came from. If Na'er really dies, Na'er will Who do you want to talk to to listen to the story?" Gu Yue reached out and touched Ye Nanxiao's forehead, and a silver light fell into it.

Ye Nanxiao felt that the space imprint in his body had grown stronger again, and his understanding of space had become a little more intense.

"Next time, there won't be, but I can set a small goal first." Ye Nanxiao touched his forehead and looked at the angry Gu Yue with a smile.

"Within five years, we will ascend to the God Realm and attack the Shura Palace!"