Douluo: I mess around in Tangmen

"You covet my position and want to get rid of me, and then when your replacement comes up, you will tell me directly! This way, you don't hide anything and let me die! Am I too polite to you!"

Rong Nianbing's face instantly darkened, and a golden ball of light emerged behind him, and then turned into a ray of dawn that penetrated the world.

A golden sword that was one-third shorter than a normal sword floated in the beam of light.

Tang San naturally recognized that this was one of the several kitchen knives that Rong Nian Bing often used. What was it called the dawn that penetrated the world?

The name is very long and hard to remember, and these are not the two knives that Rong Nian Bing mainly uses, so naturally I can't call them names.

After getting along with him for quite a long time, Tang San had roughly figured out Rong Nian Bing's character and fighting habits.

As long as he doesn't pull out the two swords of ice and fire, there is still a lot of room for negotiation.

The fact was just as Tang San guessed, Rong Nianbing just stared at him blindly and did not strike directly with the knife.

Even if it really strikes, as I said before, as long as Rong Nianbing doesn't take out the pair of ice and fire knives, it won't be a big problem.

This is the reason why Tang San is still sitting there, confidently drinking tea.

Rong Nianbing didn't know that Tang San had figured out his habits, so he could only snort and plunge the Shengyao knife into the gorgeous floor.

"You'd better make it clear, otherwise things won't go well today!" Rong Nian said in a cold voice.

Although he uses seven artifacts as kitchen knives, it does not mean that these seven knives can only be kitchen knives.

Although Rong Nianbing's mind is filled with anger now, and he was called to die for no reason. In his previous world, he would have been a raised dead soldier, a disposable tool.

Who wouldn't be angry if I let this matter go?

What's more, Rong Nian Bing is a first-level peak god!

The god of emotions!

"Brother Nian Bing, don't be angry, just listen to me." Tang San took out a cup again and poured wine for Rong Nian Bing.

Ronnian looked at the wine glass in front of him with cold eyes. He always had a feeling that this was the beheaded wine.

"Hmph, since you have a son of destiny to support you, why do you need me to take action?" Ronnian asked in a cold voice.

Tang San shook his head and remained silent.

"Could it be that your destiny's son lost?" Rong Nianbing asked tentatively.

"Not really."

"How is that?"

"The Son of Destiny was abducted and regarded the oddball as a relative. I tried to intervene but failed."

Hearing this, Rong Nianbing's eyes widened, and then the corner of his mouth raised a mocking arc.

"I didn't expect that there would be something in the lower realm that could put the famous Shura God into trouble, and it would still be your best at bewitching!"

"How does it feel to fail? God Shura?"

Tang San ignored Rong Nian Bing's sarcastic words and just continued speaking on his own.

"The anomaly originally came to the mainland with the New God Realm more than a month ago, but I was dealing with other things at the time, so I ignored it for a while. I didn't expect that he could develop to this extent and attract the attention of the Ice God Realm. force."

"But it's not that I don't have other plans. This requires your help, Brother Nian Bing, to help me guide the Son of Destiny back to the right track."

Rong Nianbing took out his small white jade flask from his arms and didn't even glance at the wine Tang San poured.

After a while, Rong Nianbing stood up, took back the Shengyao Sword, walked towards the door and left, leaving behind a few words.

"I'll go back and think about it."

"If I help you this time, we will be settled in the future!"

Tang San sat in the dim inner hall, looking at Rong Nian Bing who was gradually retreating, a faint smile appeared on his face.

"Good brothers, what's the talk of love? We have a close relationship!"

"This secret of yours, I will eat from you forever!"

The door of the outer hall was closed, and the light that originally shone into the Shura Hall was also cut off.

After Rong Nianbing left the Shura Palace, he thought for a moment and then flew towards the entrance of the Ice God Realm.

He had to be prepared that Tang San's words could not be completely believed, at most he could only believe [-]% of them.

For the sake of his own life, Rong Nianbing needs to be cautious at this time.

Ice God Realm.

There are only two entrances from the God Realm to the Ice God Realm. One is the Silent Pain Bridge used to punish prisoners, and the other is an iceberg connecting the two realms.

Rong Nianbing chose to fly to the iceberg. Armed with the Morning Dew Sword and the blessing of the Ice and Snow Goddess, he was recognized by the Ice God Realm. He could enter and exit the Ice God Realm freely without being disturbed by the storm of regret on the road.

"Why does this mountain seem a little higher after not coming here for a few years?" Rong Nianbing rubbed his hands, took out a small bottle from his arms, took out the morning dew knife, and ran into an ice cave skillfully. The ice powder was slowly scraped off the crystal clear icicle.

Although this mountain looks scary and its name is even more deceiving, this iceberg is made of the purest ice energy in the God Realm and is not stained by dust.

In Rong Nianbing's eyes, this is the best ice cube. It is the best ice cube when used for cold dressing and making ice cream.

After scraping off half of the icicle, Rong Nianbing took back the morning dew knife. Looking at the half of the icicle left, he sighed, "It's a pity that I can't take some back, so I can cook at home. It's really fun to go here." Very tired."

"You guys come to steal ice every time you come to our Ice God Realm!"

A shout made Rong Nian Bing panic, and he quickly stuffed the filled bottle back into his arms.

A petite figure was standing at the entrance of the cave with her arms akimbo, holding a heavy sword that did not match her height.

"Hey, Lord Piao Ling, long time no see!"

"I'm bringing crystal cakes that I made by myself! Do you want some first?" Rong Nianbing pulled out a blue-patterned box out of thin air as if by magic.

Piao Ling moved her little nose and seemed to smell the extremely attractive smell. She couldn't help but swallow and asked, "Then what do you want to do in the Ice God Realm? This is a place far away from the God Realm. Except for those barbarians who usually No one will come here."

"Um, is Lord Ice God here? I want to visit." Rong Nianbing said seriously.

Piao Ling's eyes flashed slightly, she clenched the heavy sword in her hand, and asked, "Who do you want to see in the Ice Prison of Eternal Sin?"

"Hupnos!"

Piao Ling frowned slightly, thought for a moment, and said, "I can take you to find Xiyue, but I can't guarantee whether you can enter the Ice Prison of Eternal Sin."

"But as far as I know, Xiupuluos is from Shura. Why do you see him?"

Rong Nianbing quickly replied, "I'm just here to visit Shura!"

Suspicion was written all over Piao Ling's little face, "Aren't you at odds with Shura? Last time Shura wanted to go to your house for dinner, you kicked him out. When did the relationship become so good?"

Visiting the Ice Prison of Eternal Sin on behalf of a certain god temporarily means that the two gods have to bear each other's responsibilities. If something goes wrong, they will be jointly responsible.

It's like if Rong Nianbing caused a big incident in the Everlasting Sin Ice Prison and helped criminals escape from prison, the two of them would suffer.

Even if a chair is damaged, God Shura will still be held accountable by the Xingbing Palace.

"Of course it's no problem!"

"Shura and I are hooking up!"

Rong Nianbing patted his chest confidently and said, thinking that he would accidentally break something valuable later and let Shura Palace be responsible for the compensation.

The lower realm, the Star Forest, the Lake of Life.

In the spiritual sea of ​​a certain fox.

"Suppress it! Don't come again! It really can't be done!"

"No more! No more at all!"

In a corner of a certain beach, Ye Nanxiao huddled under a sun lounger, holding himself helplessly with both hands, staring at Gu Yue who was slowly walking towards him with wide eyes.

Gu Yue smiled and licked her lips, with a trace of confusion in her eyes.

She didn't expect that climbing Wushan Mountain to watch the sunrise would be such a beautiful thing, although her feelings at this time were all simulated.

But it didn't affect her expectations for the original body at all.

"Military advisor, you can't be a deserter in battle, otherwise you will be punished even more severely!"

"Come here, let's finish the rest of the battle!"

The long skirt transformed by Gu Yue could no longer cover her round knees, and a blush lingered on Gu Yue's pretty face.

Ye Nanxiao hugged the armrests of the sun lounger and shook his head in horror. He really didn't have any ammunition. Although he was in a mental state, he would be mentally exhausted if he did this too much!

"Why resist this joy?"

"Although it is not the real touch of the body, I think your body has some sensory memory in this regard. I can help you modify it a little."

"You can just think of it as the feeling I brought you!"

"When it hits me!"

Ye Nanxiao felt like his tongue was tangled.

Yellow sky!

Although he, Mr. Huang, is a three-good fox with all-round development of moral, intellectual, physical, artistic and physical abilities. He also considers himself to be of excellent physical fitness and has a large amount of learning materials and memory support in his mind, but he can't resist the cheating of Gu Yue!

The sea of ​​​​myself comes at a moment's notice, and can even mobilize my own memory. My own skills are completely helpless in the face of absolute strength!

Even though she suppressed Gu Yue at first, she couldn't resist her. Gu Yue was a dragon!

Three or four times is fine, but after seven times it becomes unbearable!

No matter what you like, you can’t do it more than ten times a day!

Do you think this is a polar brawl?

"Boss! I was wrong! Please spare the little one this time!" Ye Nanxiao moved his butt back, and the feeling his brain conveyed to him was "I will force him to enter sleep state again!".

Gu Yue stretched out her hand and gently lifted the sun chair in front of her, staring at Ye Nanxiao lovingly, her red lips parted lightly: "Commander, this can't be done, how much time has passed?"

"I have been waiting for a thousand years!"

As she finished speaking, Gu Yue waved her jade hand over her body. She used her mental power to conjure up the long skirt. Whether it exists or not is a matter of a thought.

"Military advisor, you can't do it, can you?"

Ye Nanxiao gritted his teeth. The enemy general had already provoked him to this point, but he was deeply aware of the gap in combat power between the enemy and us.

He can't bear it anymore!

"Eh? You can actually hold it back?"

Gu Yue thought for a while, then a cunning flash appeared in her eyes, and she stretched out her hand to hold Ye Nanxiao down.

"Since you don't want to get up, military advisor."

"Then just lie down!"

Gu Yue suddenly realized that it was not impossible for her to come?