After the villain in the whole family read my mind, his character fell apart

"Of course, I don't ask you to act every day. You only need to act once every seven days."

Yu Chixi clasped his hands together, "Please, please!"

Yuchi Yanchen was stunned for a moment, "I have heard many palace maids mention this book. It seems to be very popular."

"Well... Your Highness, little princess, I would like to ask, Dongfang Ran, is he a eunuch?"

After all, the title of the book...well...

Then he said he was the male lead.

So he boldly guessed, could it be that the male protagonist of this book is a eunuch?

Yu Chixi nodded.

Jing Huaian:......

Hey, he knew that something was up to him!

The corners of Yuchi Yanchen's lips also twitched. Men are quite sensitive to this aspect. After all, everyone knows what it takes to become a eunuch.

First...well...

They don't want to anyway.

Yu Chixi seemed to understand their concerns, "It's just pretending, pretending!"

"And Dongfang Ran in the original book is not a real eunuch, he is a fake eunuch."

So don’t castrate you for acting, don’t worry!

Yuchi Yanchen breathed a sigh of relief, "Then how to play it? Just tell him his lines?"

He recently saw many eunuchs reciting lines from that book, such as, "Girl, you succeeded, I'm starting to like you now."

"Girl, you are playing with fire."

He didn't understand why the girl wanted to play with fire?

Ah, no, when you see others playing with fire, why don't you stop them?Why would you say, 'Are you playing with fire?' 'Shouldn't you say, 'Be careful with the candle?' '

As soon as Yuchi Yanchen read these lines, Yuchi Xi knew that he had found the right person. Although his words were correct, but...

I can't stand how nice this sound is!

With this voice and this face, wouldn't this stun the ladies in the capital?

Well, there is also the good concubine Ai Ai and her in the palace!

"Yes, yes, I have to say the lines, and I have to dress up like him, including wigs and clothes. I will arrange for people to do it!"

Yuchi Xi took Yuchi Yanchen's hand and said coquettishly, "Brother Yanchen, please help me, okay, please!"

Yuchi Yanchen's life was given by the little princess, how could he refuse?

"Your Highness, little princess, as long as it is your request, I will definitely agree."

As long as it doesn't actually castrate him, he'll be fine with it.

Of course, if it was the little princess's life and his lifeblood, he would choose the little princess's life.

However, if he was just playing a character, he still wouldn't be able to make such a big sacrifice...

Yuchi Xi hugged his waist happily, "Brother Yan Chen is the best!"

"Brother Jing..."

Yu Chixi looked at Jing Huaian, and Jing Huaian took a step back, "No!"

"I couldn't pronounce that line."

He couldn't say such a shameful line.

Yu Chixi's face was full of disappointment. She said softly and sniffed aggrievedly, "If Brother Jing really can't do it, forget it."

"I don't like people who force others to make things difficult for them."

Jing Huaian:......

Forget it?

Wouldn’t the little princess hold his hand and act like a baby?

Although he would not agree, he also wanted to be held by the little princess and act coquettishly.

Yu Chixi bent down to clean up the pot, "Hey, this hot pot is delicious."

"But you can't eat every meal."

She muttered quietly.

Jing Huaian couldn't help but think of the joy of making hot pot just now, and four words suddenly appeared in his mind: Eaters are short-tongued.

Jing Huaian:......

Yu Chixi put away the hot pot and looked at him pitifully, "Brother Jing, can you really not do that?"

Jing Huaian:......

Yuchi Yanchen said, "Your Highness, little princess, if he doesn't want to, just forget it!"

"Who cares?!"

"I can do whatever kind of role-playing your highness the little princess wants."

"Don't ask him!"

"I'm eating the little princess's food, using my little princess's money, and still getting my salary, but in the end I'm not even willing to do such a small thing, tsk!"

"If you can't do it, then give up your identity as the little princess's personal guard!"

Jing Huaian:? ?

What are you talking about?

Who said I can't do it?

Jing Huaian's face darkened, "I can."

"Little princess, I promise, I'll go!"

Yu Chixi laughed crazy in his heart.

[Hahahaha, brother Yan Chen is awesome! ! 】

[I now understand why those emperors wanted to discord among their ministers. The advantage of this discord is that when one minister is unwilling to do something, another minister will encourage him to do it. 】

[Sure enough, anyone who becomes an emperor has a dirty heart! ! 】

"Okay!"

"Then now I will take you to make clothes!"

Yuchi Xi held one hand and ran towards Chen Haimei.

Jing Huaian looked at her holding his hand, and suddenly a thought came to his mind: Could it be that Her Royal Highness the little princess started from where the good concubine was and started to 'scheme'?

After all, the little princess no longer needs to be held by him!

Now I can run by myself again!

No, no, no, no, he shouldn't think about the little princess like this, he is guilty!

Yu Chixi took them to find Chen Haimei. She took out a piece of paper from her arms with the design of the clothes on it, "Just make it like this."

Chen Haimei glanced at it and said, "Okay, Your Highness, little princess."

"Are they for Young Master Yan Chen and Young Master Jing?"

"Yes."

"Okay, you two, please take some measurements."

The two of them walked over very cooperatively and measured it.

Jing Huaian: ...The design drawings of the little princess are ready.

Very good, it seems that they have indeed been 'calculating' for a long time.

But...he glanced at her excited look and suddenly felt that this kind of 'calculation' was not bad.

After taking the measurements, all you have to do is wait, and it will be ready tomorrow.

They will work overtime to make it.

Yu Chixi received the clothes the next day and asked them to try them on. The effect was surprisingly good.

"The wig is not ready yet, it will take a few days to look good."

People in this era seem to have pretty good hair, and few are bald. Therefore, the wig industry is not that good either...

Yu Chixi could only find someone to collect her long hair, and then take it back and make it into a wig herself.

After making the wigs, Yu Chixi asked the two of them to change into clothes again. This time the wigs felt even better.

Yu Chixi bought a lot of rouge and gouache, and also helped them put on some makeup.

Jing Huaian refused at first. After all, he was a man, how could he use rouge and gouache?

But Yuchi Yanchen didn't mind, he obediently asked the little princess to help him change it.

The little princess even hugged his waist and acted coquettishly, praising him for his cooperation.

Jing Huaian had no choice but to agree.

Once they put on makeup, they look more like Dongfang Ran in the book.

Yu Chixi sent someone to call Concubine Liang. Concubine Liang came very quickly. When she saw the performance of the two of them, her eyes turned into love, "Ahhhhh, Dongfang Ran!!"

"My Ranlang ahhhhh!!"

Seeing Liang Fei in this state, Yu Chixi knew that she had succeeded.

Even the good concubine is so obsessed with her aunt, why should she worry about others not being obsessed with her!

"Xi'er, Xi'er!!"

Liang Fei knelt down excitedly, hugged Yu Chixi's face and kissed her wildly, "You are really my darling!!"

"How about you try to persuade Feng'er again? I think Feng'er is really good as a young Dongfang Ran, or let Huaiyu do it..."

Jing Huaian:......