Stepping on the demon door, the witch becomes the strongest

Chen Lingyun's attitude, if you think about it carefully, is actually unexpected, but it is also reasonable.

Unexpected means that Yanyu did not expect that at this time, she would have such a strong obsession with herself when she first met;

It makes sense, which means that this obsession is not love, but the Lezi people's desire for fun.

To put it bluntly, it's like a child who has been bored for a long time and suddenly discovers a super interesting toy...

In this case, the plan will be adjusted accordingly.

Chen Lingyun, who has a strong interest in herself, is basically a double-edged sword. As long as it is mastered in the right way, it may not be impossible to play a role.

Apart from anything else, at least Zhao Yuanzhen's identity problem may fall on her head to solve.

When he returned home, he saw Zhao Yuanzhen meditating on the sofa, and his previous mood seemed to have completely calmed down.

She is worthy of being a demon witch. This flexible and flexible posture is really amazing and worth learning.

Yanyu came to sit next to her, took out his mobile phone and said to himself:

"What's for lunch?"

"Let's cook the chicken in a pot." Zhao Yuanzhen replied, "Please add enoki mushrooms, thank you."

"I didn't ask you!" Yan Yu suddenly raised his brows and scolded, "You are a monk who has already gone without food. Why do you eat chicken in a pot?"

"Being bigu means that you will not be hungry, but it does not mean that you will not have appetite." Zhao Yuanzhen immediately came closer, hugged his right arm, and said with a flattering smile, "You and I are both Taoist monks, such a small and innocuous request, Just obey me."

Yan Yu:………………

It’s scary, this Demonic Witch has only been here for a week. Not only is she already familiar with common takeout recipes, but she can also skillfully use beauty to coax, deceive, and confuse me, an old man in the world!

"I'm not going to eat chicken in a pot today, I'm going to eat braised chicken." Yan Yu said with a majestic attitude.

"Hey!" Zhao Yuanzhen let out a disappointed cry, "Didn't you just eat it the night before yesterday?"

"Stop talking nonsense, eat as much as you like!" Yan Yu interrupted her impatiently.

Let you know who is in charge here!

Zhao Yuanzhen felt secretly resentful in his heart, and silently wrote down something in his mind again:

"Today, the little thief refused to let me eat chicken in a pot, and insisted on eating braised chicken. I will remember this grudge. When I become the master in the future, I will make him eat braised chicken every time until he vomits. !”

Seeing her turning her head and snickering, Yan Yu couldn't guess what she was thinking. She must be imagining how to get revenge in her mind, so she sneered and asked:

"You don't want to eat braised chicken, right?"

"Ah? No, braised chicken is fine too..." Zhao Yuanzhen said perfunctorily.

"If you don't want to eat, you don't have to force yourself. I can handle it by myself." Yan Yu continued to smile, "Just continue to eat grains."

"As Taoist couples, how can we eat separately?" Zhao Yuanzhen saw that he seemed to really not let himself get a share of the pie, so he quickly argued anxiously, "As the saying goes, if you marry a chicken, follow the chicken, if you marry a dog, follow the dog. You eat What, of course I will follow suit!"

"Yuan Zhen." Yan Yu narrowed his eyes and asked, "Taoist couples refer to partners who practice Taoism together. They have no relationship with secular marriages, right? This 'marry a chicken, follow the chicken, marry a dog, follow the dog', and it comes from Why talk about it?"

Zhao Yuanzhen's eyes suddenly widened, as if Qin Xianglian saw Chen Shimei who refused to admit her fault, and said quickly:

"The method of dual cultivation between you and me will have a chapter on the art of the house in the later stage! This is not considered a marriage relationship, so wouldn't I be in vain by you..."

"Stop it!" Yan Yu saw that she was about to speak like a tiger or a wolf, so he quickly interrupted her, "Let me ask you, is your Yuan Yin still there?"

"……Here I am."

"How can it be considered a marriage without the courtesy of Duke Zhou?" Yan Yu said sternly, "I'm just a virgin, but she considers herself a newlywed woman. Isn't it ridiculous!"

"But the method of dual cultivation between you and me has been completed, and we are destined to exchange each other in the future..."

“Can a child bride be considered a daughter-in-law?!”

Zhao Yuanzhen almost lost his breath after what he said. He simply fell down on the sofa, took the pillow next to him and covered his face. He put on a posture of "I will never pay attention to you again", and secretly held a grudge again in his heart and thought:

"...Today the little thief took advantage of my virginity and mocked me as a child bride. This is a great shame and humiliation! If one day he is able to practice the magic in the house, he will be made to kneel down and beg for mercy. He will regret it!"

Yanyu tried to snatch her pillow away, but after pulling it for a few times, he found that he couldn't get it away, so he simply let her be a hamster with her head buried in it.

After another hour, the takeaway was finally delivered.

Yan Yu placed the braised chicken on the coffee table, opened the lid and let the aroma spread freely, and said deliberately:

"Oh, the takeaway has arrived, it smells so good!"

Zhao Yuanzhen, who was lying on the sofa, twisted his body and seemed to be hesitating on how to respond.

"Oh, this piece of chicken is so fragrant and delicious!" Yan Yu said in an exaggerated tone, "I can't finish it by myself, what should I do? Why don't I give it to the stray dogs outside..."

"How can dogs eat human food?" Zhao Yuanzhen immediately jumped up from the sofa and grabbed the disposable bamboo chopsticks on the table. "Instead of wasting it in the belly of the beast, it is better to sacrifice it to my five internal organs temple."

"Didn't you say you just want to eat chicken pot?" Yan Yu stretched out his hand to protect the food.

"I said from the beginning that I wanted to eat braised chicken." Zhao Yuanzhen said shamelessly, "What kind of rubbish is chicken pot? It's something I've never heard of."

The demon girl moved her chopsticks like the wind and quickly picked out a few pieces of chicken leg meat. While stuffing the meat into her mouth and chewing it, she stared nervously at Yan Yu - for fear that he would reach out with his chopsticks to snatch the meat.

Yan Yu was a little confused: He regarded a few pieces of chicken legs as treasures, how could he be the powerful Demon Emperor Yuan Zhen in his previous life?

You are a food-protecting dog!

Of course, it is definitely not a problem with your own educational methods.

If you think about it carefully, there is a high probability that the other party is deliberately pretending to be such a foodie girl who protects food, trying to deceive and paralyze herself.

Humph, it is indeed the cunning Demon Emperor Yuan Zhen! How can such crude deception be concealed from my sharp eyes?

Yan Yu, who saw through the other party's conspiracy, sneered with disdain in his heart.

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Woohoo, braised chicken is so delicious!

Sitting next to Yan Yu, Zhao Yuanzhen, who has a sinister and cunning personality, only feels pure satisfaction in his heart at this time.

After finishing dinner, Yan Yu directed Zhao Yuanzhen to pack the plastic bags, wipe the table, collect the garbage and put it at the door.

This demon sect witch seems to have adapted to her new role. She does things very quickly and doesn't show much displeasure.

On the day she first arrived, she would have had to suppress her resentment, compromise, endure hardships... Asking her to do some housework seemed like trampling on her dignity.

"It's packed!" After finishing the garbage, Zhao Yuanzhen slumped on the sofa without any image, lazily supporting his head with his right hand, picking up the remote control with his left hand and turning on the TV, and giggled, "Great, just right. It's the premiere time of "Wives' Lies"."

Yan Yu was also a little speechless towards her. This kind of plot is just a soap opera with short-term parents. Wouldn't it be something that only full-time housewives over 40 would like to watch?

Wait, this witch stays at home all day long, and her upbringing environment seems to be no different from that of a stay-at-home wife.

Although my goal is to prevent her from becoming the moody and twisted Yuan Zhen Demon Emperor in her previous life, if instead she becomes a full-time housewife who only does housework and stares at the TV, wouldn’t that be considered a “nurturing failure”?

To a certain extent, instead of letting her be a full-time wife, it would be better to be the Yuan Zhen Demon Emperor!

We still have to wait and see when the search for Zhao Yuanzhen will be relaxed, and then we can take this witch out for a walk. Staying at home all the time is really prone to problems.

Since Zhao Yuanzhen has not gone on a killing spree in this life, and the external situation has also changed, the past events in his memory are not enough to serve as a criterion... It seems that the only way to find out is to talk to that scornful woman, and ask her to try to deal with the witch. Identity issues.

Come in handy, Doraemon!