Douluo: When Tang San’s sister played with idioms

"Forget it, I don't care about little girls." Unexpectedly, Dai Mubai quickly ignored the embarrassing episode and started to introduce it to them.

"The second level is to test the soul power, but your soul power fully meets the requirements. We can just go and say hello."

Just as they were talking, the three of them were keenly aware of an unknown purple object flying across the sky, attracting the attention of many people, and finally stopped on a white flag at a roadside stall.

"Hey, what is that? Soul skill? Circus?" Xiao Wu asked curiously, following the movement of the unknown object.

Tang San: "It seems to be a soul seal."

Dai Mubai looked at this familiar scene and could already predict what would happen next. Somewhat speechless, he said: "It's 'soul seal released'. If the soul seal is pulled by a certain amount of soul power, it can appear out of the body. It lasts for a short time and has no practical use. But if it's for show, it's a good trick. Of course. , also has another use..."

"It can be used as a sign..."

As soon as the words fell, a man with snow-white hair, eyebrows and beard behind the roadside stall yelled, "Don't miss it when you pass by! Oscar Food Specialty! The price is cheap and the quantity is plentiful! We guarantee that you will pass the entrance examination more easily!"

Several innocent candidates who were deceived stood by the stall and asked him: "Boss, what do you have here?"

The man pulled the cotton cloth tightly covering the food, and a "strong aroma" came to his face. Tang Tang could smell it from a distance, and his vision was blurred by the smoke. He felt that the smell of the garbage dump was nothing more than that, let alone the two candidates standing next to the stall. Looking at their green faces, it must have been very delicious. Sour and refreshing.

“Today’s special – Oscar brand stinky tofu! Delicious and delicious!”

"A portion is only five copper coins! How stinky it smells, how delicious it is when you eat it!"

"No, no need... Ouch - we can't stand this fragrance..." The two candidates fled at the speed of light.

Thinking that it was almost noon and the three of them hadn't had lunch yet, Tang San looked at the boss who was squatting on the ground drawing circles, and still walked forward with difficulty despite the biochemical damage.

Tang San: "Uncle, how do you sell your corn?"

The stall owner didn't respond. Tang San could only hold his breath and ask again.

"Uncle? Do you want to sell the corn?"

"Uncle?" the man asked in disbelief. He stood up and gave the dining car a hard blow, which shook the tofu on the dining car. "Who, who is the uncle?! I am only fourteen years old, and I am still a young and beautiful boy!" "

Fourteen? With these eyebrows and beard, and this look, some people would believe me if I said I was forty years old!

Tang Tang's pupils were shaking, and Tang San and Xiao Wu beside him had similar reactions.

"My name is Oscar, and I am a student of Shrek Academy! Maybe I am your senior student!" Oscar pointed at himself and glared at the three of them, gritting his teeth as if his defense had been broken, "You can't just because If my hair is thicker, you can call me uncle, right?"

Xiao Wu whispered: "With this look, some people should believe me when I call you uncle, right?"

Oscar said angrily: "I heard it! I'm still a young and beautiful boy!"

Dai Mubai had been watching Oscar play tricks for so long, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, and struck him on the head with a knife.

"You must shave before you say this!"

Then he held Oscar in one hand and brutally ravaged him, "Xiao Ao, you really embarrass me! I seem to have warned you more than once not to sell tofu in the academy."

Oscar held his head in his hands submissively, but his mouth was very harsh, "Why can't you sell food! Do you look down on the food department?"

Dai Mubai retracted his arms and folded them in front of his chest, and sneered, "Change now and show them."

Oscar's arrogance was instantly extinguished, "Boss Dai, such a private matter..."

"Hurry up, don't ink."

Seeing the fierce look in Boss Dai's eyes, Oscar gave in very smoothly, "Just change, why are you so fierce..."

Holding the orchid fingers with both hands, Oscar deliberately picked up his soft voice: "Lovely ~ fragrant ~ tender tofu!"

Yellow light suddenly condensed in his palm, and two circles of yellow soul rings rose up under Oscar's feet. Then, tofu exactly like the one on the stall appeared in his hand.

The tofu is dry and chewy, and it tastes just right. Moreover, it seems that because it is "freshly baked", the smell of this single one is stronger than the tofu put on the stall combined, and it is smoked ten miles away.

The three of them involuntarily stepped back a meter away before barely controlling themselves from doing something even more rude.

Oscar turned his head and covered his face, and explained "sadly", showing a bit of shyness at the same time, "If the food-type martial soul wants to change the food, it must be matched with a specific soul spell. This spell of mine is not what I want to shout. of."

The three of them were all filled with regrets.

Xiao Wu: This uncle’s pretender... is so wretched! (_)

Tang Tang & Tang San: This flavor is also called tender tofu...啕(￣□￣)

Seeing Xiao Wu's eyes lingering on his hand holding the orchid finger, Oscar continued to say in his soft voice: "Oh! This is a posture used to coordinate the performance of soul skills, which can speed up the reaction of soul power."

Tang Tang pinched his nose and said angrily: "This is true. The teacher taught us that if we use our own specific posture to assist the soul spell, we can concentrate on speeding up the release of soul skills. This little trick is very useful for low-level souls. The teacher is very helpful, and my brother and I have been practicing recently.”

Tang San nodded, agreeing with what Tang Tang said, "Xiao Wu, you can also try to practice."

"Don't let the topic be so serious. Come and eat my tofu, okay?" Oscar came over again, breaking the academic atmosphere here.

Dai Mubai couldn't bear it anymore and slapped the tray away from Oscar's hand, shocking Oscar. Suddenly, the tofu flew everywhere like a goddess scattering flowers.

"Do you want to smoke out all the new students?! Or are you just looking for a cure?"

"I'm warning you, these three people are the ones I'm protecting, don't bother them!"

Oscar was helpless: "I know, I know, I'll just go to the corn sales office, right?"

"no!"

Oscar was speechless: "Ancestor! Corn is bought, not changed!"

"in spite of!"

Tang Tang: After a lot of "flirting", if she hadn't seen Dai Mubai check out a room before, she would have thought that this uncle was doing nothing for love...

The two grown men here were arguing with each other. They had no idea that the flying tofu would cause a lot of trouble to the people passing by.

Although most of the stinky tofu fell to the ground, there were still tofu that flew very far and landed on some lucky people, which made people cry without tears.

The girl in the white skirt had already avoided the noisy center and walked towards the second test point, while the last girl who passed the first test did not dodge and walked towards this side. A piece of tofu quickly hit her chest. If it hit her hard, it would probably be "tofu" hitting tofu, and Oscar would not be able to escape a beating.

Suddenly, her body flashed, and the tofu fell along a parabola as if passing through her body. The girl ducked through the noisy crowd and walked forward.

Dai Mubai was joking with Oscar when he suddenly stopped and stared blankly at the girl with long black hair and straight hair who was walking away. In that fleeting wave of martial soul, he had an urge to get close to this girl. Dai Mubai knew what this meant, and this girl was pretty enough, no, it should be said to be stunning.