Douluo II: The Legend of Invincibility

Chapter 39 Funny Daily Life

Dai Momo has some emotional intelligence after all. When he saw something wrong with Guo Guo and Guo Guo trying to break open Dao Simo's hand, he knew what Guo Guo was thinking and couldn't help but find it a bit funny. Guo Guo's behavior Are you helping him get rid of the witch Dao Simo? Dai Momo felt very touched when he thought of this. It seemed that he had not hurt Guoguo in vain for so long, which made him very happy.

Dai Momo directly pulled his hand out of Dao Simo's hand. This hand made Dao Simo's eyes widen, with an incredible expression on his face, and a big question mark on his head, huh? ! what's the situation? I used all my strength, why was he pulled out all of a sudden?

Dai Momo's strength is not just that of a late-stage soul master as it appears on the surface! His body can crush Zhou Zhouzhou's arm with one punch even without activating Tihu Wuhun. Even if she is a great soul master, she can't really hold it firmly!

Dai Momo used both hands together, gently touched Guoguo's head, and said with a smile, "Guoguo, don't cry. Guoguo is good. I just accidentally got lost. There is nothing to worry about. Besides, with my strength, I can No one dares to catch my young master’s attention!”

As Dai Momo said this, he couldn't help but praise Guo Guo Kuang. He finally pulled his hand out of Dao Simo's clutches. If he continued like this, he would feel like he was shaking hands with the God of Death, and cold sweat would soak through him. His whole body was covered in pain, and he couldn't tell the pain. The temper of Dao Simo, a witch, was not that easy to deal with. If he had just pulled his hand out without any explanation, most likely...well, he would be slapped in the face by Dao Simo. Well... When he was at Xingluo Royal Academy, he was tortured by Dao Simo a lot.

When Guo Guo saw Dai Momo's hand pulled out from Dao Simo, she was satisfied. She burst into tears and smiled, saying, "Well, well, Guo Guo didn't cry."

Dao Simo puffed out her mouth angrily with a jealous look on her face, and stopped arguing with Dai Momo, because she knew that if Dai Momo hadn't taken the initiative, there would be no point in forcing her. After all, forcing The twisted melon is not sweet.

This was a small episode. Seeing that the atmosphere was no longer so awkward, Dao Wuzie pressed the button on the table in front of him. After a while, Meiyu walked in with a small notebook in his hand and murmured, "Master, please give me some advice." Anything to eat?”

Dai Momo took a look, huh? I find it quite interesting. In other brothels, as soon as you enter a brothel, you usually ask the young master, "What kind of girl do you want to order?" Then he praised the young girl for how good she is, how light and flexible she is, and so on. However, Chun Shui Pavilion was good. I didn’t ask anything else, but first asked, “Do you want something to eat?” Oh my god! ! Is this a brothel or a restaurant? ! !

But, even if he was really asked to order a girl, Dai Momo wouldn't dare to do it. Didn't he see that Dao Simo was still watching with eagerness? Miss point? Unless he doesn't want to die!

It's not that Meiyu doesn't want to give her a little girl, it's just that she doesn't have the guts! Dai Momo is the young master of the Duke's Palace, the leader of several wealthy sons in the Star Luo Empire, and she also saw it just now. He beat the Soul King back repeatedly with just one Soul Lord, even though he knew that Mo Judging from the fact that the young master has never ordered the little girl when he comes to Chunshui Pavilion, how can she have the courage to tease Mr. Mo! !

Besides, Dao Simo had told them, the mothers in the brothel, that anyone who dared to recommend a girl to Dai Momo would get out of the brothel business owned by the Dao family, so they didn't dare to be presumptuous.

Dao Wujie noticed Dai Momo's interesting expression and couldn't help but smile and joked, "What? Does Boss Dai need a little sister? Why not..."

Dai Momo noticed that Dao Simo looked at him with a somewhat suspicious and fierce look. He was so frightened that he couldn't help but feel a tremor all over his body. He cursed in his heart, "This knife that kills thousands of swords, Wu Jie, what do you think?" Push me into the fire pit? ? ? Dai Momo suppressed his shivers and replied, "Then...there is...yes! Order something to eat, something to eat!"

When he felt that Dao Simo no longer looked at him with that cruel look, Dai Momo felt that he had escaped from the tiger's mouth and breathed a sigh of relief. In his heart, he hated Dao Wujie to death.

"Okay!" Dao Wujie nodded, and then asked, "What do you want to eat?"

Dai Momo turned his head and looked at Guoguo. Guoguo waved his hand hurriedly and said, "Don't worry about me. Guoguo can eat anything."

Guo Guo has never been to Chun Shui Pavilion. Of course she doesn't know where to start when she is asked to order something. If she accidentally orders something too bland, will she lose face to the young master? I heard other people say that men are not the best. Afraid of losing face.

Dai Momo turned around to look at Xiangdao Wujie and asked, "So, what do you have to eat here?"

Just as Meiyu was about to speak, Dao Wujie interrupted her by coughing slightly and moistening his throat. He introduced himself seriously, "Sir, our shop has steamed lamb, steamed bear paws, steamed deer tail, Roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, roasted pig, roasted duck, soy sauce chicken, bacon, pine flower tripe, dried meat, sausage, assorted Su Plate, smoked chicken white tripe, steamed eight-treasure pig, glutinous rice stuffed Ducks, canned pheasants, canned quails, braised vegetables, braised goose..."

Listening to Dao Wujie's attempt to recite all his own recipes in one breath, Dai Momo was almost startled, and the latter quickly waved his hand and said, "Hey, hey, hey! Wait a minute! Are you going to have a full banquet?"

Dao Wujie was interrupted by him, then he gave up, smiled strangely, and said teasingly, "What? Is it possible that Boss Dai is afraid that the money he brings is not enough?"

Dai Momo curled his lips disdainfully, "Are you kidding me! If you can make me poor, then that's your ability!"

Dao Wujie smiled dryly and said nothing, that's right! As the second young master of the Duke's Palace, Boss Dai would be really capable if he could really make him poor!

"Then just order a few random dishes..." Dai Momo casually recited a few dishes before calling out the names of the dishes, and finally gave up after a few pots of tea.

Meiyu responded with a smile and then retreated.

Dai Momo looked around and couldn't help but feel that the decoration and design of Chunshui Pavilion were very good. Maybe it was because Dao Wujie was originally from the earth. The design of Dao's brothel was very close to the modern style, but it was also somewhat restored. It was built in the style of the Red Mansion in ancient times.

Dai Momo thought to himself that he had gotten rid of Old Uncle Si Kang. If nothing else happened, they should have returned to the Duke's Mansion now. He had already caused trouble. Even if he wanted to take back the water he had thrown, he would have gotten rid of him. He couldn't take it back. He could only pray that Dai Yili would not know where he was now. Otherwise, if his grumpy mother knew that he was hiding in one of the best brothels in Xingluo City, Dai Momo would still Isn't it an extra sin?

Dai Momo thought for a long time and felt that he should discuss the matter with Dao Wujie. Although in the final analysis, it was indeed quite embarrassing. He, the second young master of the Duke's Palace, absolutely ran away from home in order to escape from marriage. Anyone who knew it would laugh at him. Bar! But if he didn't say anything, he wouldn't be able to sit here and wait for death if Dai Yili came after her! But don't forget, there was so much commotion up and down the Chunshui Pavilion, and Dai Yili would know that he was here just by asking a little bit.

Dai Momo pursed his lips and said bitterly, "Wujie, in fact, I came here this time..."

Dao Wujie directly interrupted the former and said with a slight smile, "There are still some people who haven't come yet. Let's talk about it when they come."

Dai Momo didn't react, with a puzzled look on his face. Just when he was about to ask Dao Wujie who it was that he was calling, there was a knock on the door of the private room.

Dao Wujie murmured, "Ouch! Cao Cao is here as soon as you say Cao Cao."

The knocking on the door stopped, and two men and one woman walked in one after another.

The girl should be the eldest among the three, around sixteen or seventeen years old. She is no longer as young as Dao Simo. With a height of over 1.7 meters, she looks very tall and outstanding. Even Dai Momo, who is as tall as a genetic mutation, is a little shorter than a girl. Her lavender wavy hair is curly and slender, covering her cute pink ears, and a pair of big purple eyes. There is a kind of temptation that comes from the soul. The fair and tender skin, the exquisite nose, the thin willow eyebrows, the exquisite facial features that are like a miraculous workmanship, and the pink flesh lips give people the moisture like cherries, which makes people want to gently After taking a bite, she was wearing a purple floral skirt, and her long white legs were evenly proportioned, which not only made people look at it from a distance, but also sighed. It was a feast for the eyes.

This woman is truly the beauty of the country. She is really beautiful. She is so beautiful that everything in the world sinks into this beauty. Thousands of words of beauty in the world are not enough to describe the beauty of this woman. Compared with Zhu Yanling and Dao Simo, it is even more impressive. There is a mature charm rippling in it, a perfect beauty like a royal sister! They really all have their own strengths and weaknesses!

Dai Momo thought that he had seen countless beauties in his life, but the woman in front of him could at least be ranked in the top ten in his mind! The moment the woman entered the door, Dai Momo felt that he was suddenly immersed in the beauty inside, as the ancients said, the beauty of the country was overwhelming! Shocking everyone in the world! From this it seems that this is the case!

"Hello! My princess has arrived, why don't you come to greet me quickly?" The woman greeted her with a smile as soon as she entered the door. The cute dimples at the corners of her mouth and the short canine teeth full of endless temptation, such a cute side, It makes people feel more like a beautiful woman in a picturesque boat, a stunning beauty descended from heaven! Not only is the woman outstanding in beauty, her smile is also extremely beautiful! One careless move can lead to the collapse of all sentient beings.

As soon as the woman entered the door, Dao Wujie suddenly turned his head, showing a look like a pig brother, and rushed over before anyone could react. He threw himself forward and his knees drew a long distance on the smooth bluestone ground. , stopped in front of the woman, knelt on one knee in front of her, made an exaggerated gesture of spreading his arms, raised his head slightly, looked at the beauty in front of him affectionately, and used what he thought was the most infatuating expression. He sighed infatuatedly, "Ah~~My distinguished Princess Jiujiu, Xiaosheng failed to go out to greet you. It is really disrespectful to Xiaosheng. Please honorable Princess Jiujiu to accept Xiaosheng's sincere hug to express Xiaosheng's love for you." Loyal until death!"

Everyone present was dumbfounded when they saw Dao Wujie's pig-like appearance. How could there be such a shameless person in this world? ! !

Guoguo shrank towards the corner of the sofa in fear. She didn't expect that Dao Wujie, who knew people but didn't know his heart, and seemed like a gentleman, could actually be such a lecherous person!

Dao Simo looked even more disgusted and turned her head away in disgust, not acknowledging that this shameless Dao Wujie was her brother! !