Douluo Dalu: Legend of Blood and Ice

&nb"Gentlemen, this is the snail brew you want."

&nbTen minutes later, the waiter brought three large servings of snail stuffed rice on a large iron plate, placed them on the table one by one, and reminded him loudly.

&nbThe moment the snail stuffed food was put on the table, Tang Mingrui picked up his chopsticks, picked up one and put it in his mouth and said, "Let the young master try it again. Is this snail stuffed food hygienic? Will eating it cause diarrhea?"

&nb"Master, I am willing to accompany you to the sword and to the sea of ​​fire. Even if you have diarrhea, I am willing to accompany you to the toilet." The short man immediately picked up the chopsticks, took one in his mouth, and said loyally to Tang Mingrui.

&nbThe stronger follower saw this and quickly stretched out his chopsticks to pick up the snails. While eating, he echoed: "I am also willing to accompany the young master up to the mountain of swords and the sea of ​​fire. Even if he has diarrhea, he will help the young master up and get up from behind."

&nbIt was the first time for the three of them to eat such delicious food, or it was the first time to eat at a roadside stall. They couldn't help but feel very excited and excited, and they ate several pieces in a row with their chopsticks flying.

&nbSeven or eight snails were stuffed into the mouth, and the chili flavor contained in them immediately took effect, and the mouth began to feel hot and burning.

&nb"Siha...Siha." The three of them ate with gusto while exhaling and sucking in the air stimulated by the burning sensation.

&nbAfter eating a few more pills, Tang Mingrui finally couldn't hold it anymore. He picked up a cup that the waiter had brought from the table, stretched out his hand and said to Lu Xuan, "Damn it, I can't stand it anymore. It's too spicy and refreshing." Xuan, pour me a beer."

&nbLu Xuan said nothing, expressionlessly picked up the only beer left and poured a glass for Tang Mingrui.

&nb"It's so cool!" Tang Mingrui picked up the wine glass and drank it down in one gulp. The cold feeling was like fire, which instantly made him feel polite in the hot summer, like suddenly entering an air-conditioned room, that kind of ice and fire. The feeling of heaven is really wonderful.

&nbWhen the two followers saw this, they each quickly picked up the cups, put them in front of Lu Xuan and said politely: "Mr. Lu Xuan, please pour us a cup too."

&nbThe two followers were obviously changed a lot by the taste of snail brew. At least they asked Lu Xuan to politely add two gentlemen after him.

&nbLu Xuan did not feel inferior just because he poured wine for others. He calmly raised the bottle in his hand, poured a glass for them both, and filled it for himself.

&nbAt this time, the last bottle of beer didn't have any alcohol left. One bottle of beer can fill four disposable cups, and you can't even get one more cup.

&nb Lu Xuan thought they didn't want to eat, so he just ordered two bottles.

&nb"Thank you." The two said politely, then picked up the cups and drank them in one gulp like their young masters.

&nbAfter drinking, they couldn't help but let out a long breath and shouted from the bottom of their hearts: "Wow...it feels so good!"

&nbAfter drinking the wine, they immediately put the wine aside, picked up their chopsticks again and quickly ate the snail rice.

&nbThey ate with more and more gusto, and the speed of sucking the snails changed from being unfamiliar at first to masters of eating snails as soon as they sucked them in. The speed also suddenly accelerated.

&nbIn less than ten seconds, they killed another snail, enough to see that the gap between them and Lu Xuan gradually narrowed, and there was not much left.

&nb"Lu Xuan, give me another glass of beer for this young master." After eating for a while, Tang Mingrui's mouth felt hot again, so he quickly grabbed the cup and said to Lu Xuan.

&nbLu Xuan's face was calm and he responded calmly: "It's gone. If you want to drink, just call again."

"What? No more?" When Tang Mingrui heard this, he gasped and said in surprise.

&nbImmediately, he glanced at the table and found that both bottles were empty. He immediately turned back and shouted to the boss: "Boss, bring me another beer. I want it to be cold. Hurry up!"

&nb"There are three more large portions of snail brew." As soon as Tang Mingrui finished speaking, the short follower immediately shouted after him.

&nbAs soon as he finished speaking, the short follower immediately picked up his chopsticks, picked up a snail on the plate in front of Tang Mingrui, put it in his mouth and sucked it in. However, the plate in front of him was already empty.

&nbAs soon as he picked it up, another sturdy follower stretched out his hand and picked up a snail on Tang Mingrui's plate. The same guy also finished his share.

&nbThe two attendants were all red-faced, and beads of sweat on their heads were bigger than soybeans, which showed how fast and crazily they had eaten just now.

&nbTang Mingrui turned around and saw two followers stealing snails from his plate for the second time. He suddenly showed a look of dissatisfaction and said angrily: "I'm going to give you a hard time. You dare to steal my things?" , Are you tired of living? Believe it or not, I will deduct your wages when I go back."

&nb"Young master, we were wrong. I was just afraid that the young master would eat too much, so I finished it first and took the initiative to help the young master test whether the snail was harmful to the human body. My starting point was for the best of the young master. Please be clear about it!" The short follower showed an expression that looked like he had eaten coptis, and explained with aggrievedness, and then stretched out his chopsticks to pick it up.

&nbThe strong follower nodded desperately and agreed: "Yes, young master, our loyalty to you is like an endless stream of water. We are trying to eat more so that we can detect whether this thing is dangerous and prevent the young master from being in dire straits." of disaster."

&nb"Pa!"

&nbTang Mingrui stretched out his chopsticks to block the chopsticks that the two men extended again, grabbed the plate of snail stuffed rice and brought it to him. He stared at the two of them unhappily and said, "Who do you think I, Tang Bohu, am?" Are you the kind of person who is greedy for life and afraid of death? How can I, the young master, let someone do this great task of testing whether the food is poisonous? If the news spreads, won't people laugh at me, Tang Mingrui, for being cowardly?"

&nbAfter he finished speaking, he lowered his head, endured the burning taste in his mouth, and wolfed down a few pills quickly, as if he was afraid that the two followers would come to snatch him and prevent him from completing this great test of poison.

&nbWhen Lu Xuan saw this appearance, he just felt funny in his heart. The three masters and servants were really funny.

&nbIf there was an Oscar for funnyness in the world, Lu Xuan felt that the whole world owed the three of them a gold medal.

&nb"Sir, your beer." At this time, a waiter put a piece of iced beer under the table.

&nbAfter putting down the beer, another female staff member came over with two plates, placed a portion of fried noodles and a few skewers of barbecue in front of Lu Xuan, and said softly: "Sir, these are the barbecue and fried noodles you ordered before. , please use it slowly."

&nb"Thank you." Lu Xuan said politely, then pulled the fried noodles in front of him, picked up his chopsticks and prepared to enjoy it.

&nbSince the last plate of stuffed snails on the table was already occupied by Tang Mingrui, the two lackeys who had nothing to eat could only watch helplessly.

&nbSeeing that Lu Xuan suddenly changed to a new variety to eat, the two followers looked puzzled and asked aloud.

&nb"Mr. Lu Xuan, are the things you ordered delicious?"

&nb"Yes, are there any harmful factors in it? We also want to test it."

&nbLu Xuan was completely speechless, and was completely amused by the three masters and servants.

&nbDamn it, you can eat it if you want, and you even said noble words about testing the poison yourself, as if all humans in the world still owe them a monument of merit.

&nbSpeechless, I guess Tang Mingrui is the only master and servant in the world who can be so cute, so funny, and so shameless, right?

&nb "Okay, let's eat together and test the poison ourselves." Lu Xuan pursed his lips, pushed the fried rice noodles that were about to enter his stomach to the center, and opened his mouth so that the two followers could eat together.

&nbThe two followers looked at Lu Xuan with expressions of gratitude, then stretched out their chopsticks to pick up the fried noodles on the plate, and put them into their mouths to taste.

&nbFried noodles are a very common must-have item in restaurants and night markets on the streets. Almost all men, women and children like to eat it. It becomes very popular in winter. Sometimes you can’t get it even after queuing for half an hour. .

&nbIn fact, there isn’t much in the stir-fried noodles. It’s just pork and various vegetables, seasoned with soy sauce and stir-fried together. If you like spicy food, you can also add some chili pepper, which will give you a hot and spicy feeling in your mouth instantly.

&nbThe most important thing about fried rice noodles is to eat them while they are hot. Even if you stir-fry them without adding anything but oil, salt, and soy sauce, they will still be very delicious. Once it's cold, it loses all flavor and even feels greasy.

&nbHowever, the most delicious fried rice noodles are fried rice noodles, and the rice noodles in Guangdong and Guangxi are the most delicious, soft and silky. The pho in other places is a bit hard, or too slippery to pick up.

&nbLu Xuan and the others eat rice noodles that are abundant in Guangdong and Guangxi. This variety becomes delicious as long as it is heated with oil, salt and soy sauce.

&nb "Well, it tastes pretty good. I'll try it again. After all, I can't tell if there's any harm in it!" After taking a bite of the fried rice noodles, the short waiter couldn't help but praise, and raised his chopsticks to try again. With.

&nbThe Jianzhuang follower also nodded and responded: "That's right. After all, you can't test its toxicity with one bite. You have to take several more bites."

&nbWhen Tang Mingrui saw the two followers eating with such gusto, he couldn't help but put down the plate with stuffed snails. Curiously, he stretched out his chopsticks to pick up the stir-fried noodles, and said solemnly: "Since there is such a thing as testing poison with one's own body, How can such an arduous task be carried out without me? Come on, let me see if this thing is harmful to the human body."

&nbWith ​​one mouthful of fried rice noodles, Tang Mingrui couldn't help but praise and said: "It's very delicious, but whether it has any harmful effects on the body, I have to wait until I eat a few more bites before I can tell."

&nbTang Mingrui said, picking up the fried noodles with chopsticks and putting it into his mouth again.

&nbWhile he was eating fried rice noodles, the two attendants stretched out their chopsticks, picked up the two stuffed snails left on Tang Mingrui's plate, and said they were helping the young master test the poison.

&nb "Damn it, next time you eat it together, I will punish you very severely, believe it or not?" Tang Mingrui finished eating the fried noodles and saw that the plate was empty, he immediately glared and warned his two men.

&nbThe two subordinates heard the sound, nodded immediately, and kept replying: "Young Master, we know we were wrong, and we will never dare to do it next time. This kind of resolute task must be completed by the Young Master first, no matter it is Up the mountain of knives and down into the sea of ​​fire, we will always hide behind the young master."

&nb"That's right, even if there are bullets and bullets ahead, we will hide behind the young master unswervingly and will never take a step forward to prevent the young master from making a name for himself." Jianzhuang's follower agreed.

&nb"Huh?" Upon hearing the words of the two followers, Tang Mingrui couldn't help but raise his eyebrows and looked over curiously, his eyes cold.

&nbWhen the two followers saw this, they were startled and explained: "I'm sorry, young master, except for testing the poison with our own bodies, we will always stand in front of you to protect you from all dangers."

&nbDamn it——

&nbThis time Lu Xuan was completely speechless. The three masters and servants of Tang Mingrui were all a bunch of idiots. The sum of two and two was a Go board with twos all over the board.

&nbSoon, Tang Mingrui's new order of snail stuffed rice was delivered again, and each of them ordered a piece of fried rice noodles.

&nbWhile they ate with gusto, they chatted with Lu Xuan. Occasionally, the three masters and servants performed hilarious scenes that made everyone laugh.

&nbThrough this time of drinking and eating, the relationship between the four of them has obviously improved a lot, and the two followers also introduced their names.

&nbThe short guy is nicknamed Slim Monkey, and the strong one is called Big Bear.

&nb"Ugh, I can't do it anymore, I have to go to the toilet." After eating for a while, Tang Mingrui Guardrail said aloud.

&nbHearing that Tang Mingrui was going to the toilet, the two followers immediately became vigilant and asked seriously: "Master, are you poisoned? Do you want me to call an ambulance?"

&nb"I've poisoned your sister. I'm so full that I'm going to poop!" Tang Mingrui glared at them and said angrily.

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