The part-time Celestial Master was caught and asked me how to kill demons?

The content of the post was that the Fuso Parliament held a press conference two hours ago.

At the press conference, the members present accused Hanxia of crimes with passion and cited numerous pieces of evidence using the meteorite as an example.

At the end of the meeting, they also expressed their intention to take relevant measures against Hanxia, ​​so that the Hanxia officials and all citizens would be mentally prepared.

The words were full of threats.

After seeing this post, the netizens in the forum who were originally planning to sleep were no longer sleepy.

They all sat up and plunged into the comment area below, and the number of comments in the comment area immediately began to grow at a very fast rate.

"What's going on? Fuso is going to throw dirty water on us again?"

"I don't know, but it seems from the news that it's because there is Hanxia text on the meteorite!"

"Hanxia text? Nonsense, right?"

Seeing that some people didn't believe it, a netizen quickly posted a picture below -

Under the night sky, on the smooth mountain wall of the thousand-meter meteorite, a golden character dozens of feet long was engraved there.

"What the hell? There's a real word? And it's a word of punishment, what the hell... what's going on?!"

"I was a little skeptical in another post just now, but now it seems that this meteorite was not really thrown by the old man Tianshi!"

"Hey! Don't tell me, don't tell me!"

"It is said that the area within a radius of ten miles from the meteorite has become a no-man's land!"

"Why did I hear it was a hundred miles?"

"What the hell, a hundred miles? Then this meteorite is even more powerful than a nuclear weapon!"

"What if Tianshi did it?"

"Just throw it away ! Didn't the people who were smashed in the shrine say anything? "

"Who doesn't know that the Heavenly Master of Longhu Mountain likes to joke? That was the Heavenly Master's joke!"

"Maybe the aliens are also speaking Hanxia language! There is a saying that the whole universe is speaking Hanxia language!"

"The above, your point seems to be wrong. Even if it was really us who did it, so what? Isn't it what those people in Fuso deserve?"

As netizens discussed fiercely, one of the netizens made a shocking statement, which directly made many netizens who wanted to shirk responsibility react.

"Yes! Damn, we almost begged them not to hold the festival a few days ago, respect history, and give us a way out, but the result is good! They directly entertained all the countries!"

"That's right! At that time, the idiots in Fuso were as arrogant as two and a half million, and didn't give us any face. Now a meteorite has come down, and they start to act pitiful? "

"Tell a joke, and they pretend to be wronged!"

"......"

For a time, netizens were indignant.

After passionately greeting the citizens of Fuso, many people suddenly discovered something outrageous.

"Fuck! Wait a minute, so that punishment represents the punishment of the Heavenly Master for Fuso's behavior?"

"You just found out! I just thought that this was the reason why the Heavenly Master took action!"

"Oh my Heavenly Master! Throwing a meteorite for a disagreement!!"

"By the way, this meteorite is so powerful, how dare Fuso threaten us?!"

"Need I say that? It must be that his father in the United States gave them a hint!"

"I think it's the Fuso people who are vindictive. Since ancient times, haven't they always been like this?"

Just as they were arguing about Fuso's courage.

A netizen who had been lurking for a long time made a comment: "You didn't get to the point. Fuso's behavior is still easy to understand."

Everyone was a little dissatisfied after seeing it.

"What do you think, brother?"

"That's right, just say it, Riddler, get out of Hanxia!"

The netizen quickly replied: "Have you forgotten? Isn't Fuso gambling just like it did back then?"

"What are you gambling on?"

"Betting that we don't have a second one..."

As soon as this was said, the forum was silent for two seconds.

Then a lot of comments popped up.

"I'm dying of laughter! How could I forget that when the United States dropped a nuclear bomb, they were also gambling that there wouldn't be a second one!"

"Hahaha! Fuso doesn't learn from its mistakes!"

"Are you forcing the old man Tianshi to drop a second one?"

"I think it makes sense. Tianshi said he miscalculated. He should have told the truth earlier!"

"Who said Fuso didn't have nuclear weapons before? Don't they have a negative two?"

Then someone after another said something obscure and difficult to understand, such as "It's not that we can't afford nuclear weapons, but that it's more cost-effective to take someone else's," "It was very hot that day, at 6,000 degrees Celsius," etc.

The netizens laughed one after another, and the comment area was suddenly filled with a cheerful atmosphere.

...........

Longhu Mountain, Tianshi Mansion.

Ye Qingxuan sat on a wooden chair, supporting his head with one hand and sliding the screen of his mobile phone with the other hand, laughing from time to time.

Or else this generation of netizens is talented.

Hell jokes come one after another, the first person who invented hell jokes is really a genius.

Inside the house, Zuo Yi, who was wearing a Taoist robe, put a pot of tea on the table, and asked with a smile while pouring tea:

"Master, what are you watching, so happy?"

After that, she handed over the hot tea.

"I'm watching the collection of hell jokes from netizens." Ye Qingxuan smiled and shook his head, put down his mobile phone, and took the tea.

"Is that so."

Zuo Yi nodded casually, and after sitting on a wooden chair beside him, Ye Qingxuan's mobile phone rang.

"Competing with the enemy with table tennis, the flower petals in the fruit bowl have lost their direction..."

Ye Qingxuan coughed lightly, picked up the phone and put it to his ear.

I heard a familiar old man's voice coming from the other end of the phone, with obvious awe: "Master Tian, ​​it's me, Qin for gold."

"It's Mr. Qin." Ye Qingxuan smiled.

"Just call me Xiao Qin."

Mr. Qin's voice was a little dry, and he asked with a wry smile: "Tianshi, have you seen the news about the Fuso Council?"

"I saw it." Ye Qingxuan felt a little funny at first, and then replied calmly.

"Ahem, since you saw it, I won't disturb you anymore. I just want to ask you two questions."

"go ahead."

Mr. Qin on the other end of the phone seemed to swallow his saliva, and then asked in a somewhat expectant tone:

"Tianshi, that meteorite that fell into Fusang territory...was it made by you?"

"Yes." Ye Qingxuan said casually.

There seemed to be a burst of exclamations and ecstasy coming from the other end of the phone.

"Quiet!" Mr. Qin said sharply.

Then, realizing that he was still calling Ye Qingxuan, he quickly continued: "Master Tian, ​​I'm not talking about you!"

"I know." Ye Qingxuan said with a smile.

This old man is quite interesting.

Mr. Qin chuckled, with obvious exclamation in his laughter, and said:

"The movement you made this time was too big, and it made the whole world look over!

"Is there any special reason?"

"Um......"

Ye Qingxuan pondered for a moment, and then replied in a calm voice:

"I don't really like that place."

There was a sudden silence on the other end of the phone.