The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System

Folding fan.

A folding fan with a white background and silk surface and splashed ink landscape.

Shen Qingqiu spread his fan and waved it in front of his chest, his long hair and beard flying.

The image is not very good, and it is slightly inconsistent with the props, but it doesn't matter.

I have a folding fan in hand and a sharp tool for installing b.

Shen Qingqiu stepped on the rock and said, "Tell me. What is your intention of sneaking into the human world?"

There was a crowd of people crowding in front of him, no, they were demons. Although there is basically no difference between the two in appearance.

The one at the front said tremblingly: "Well, we usually just... steal some gadgets from the human world and take them back to exchange for something."

The demons do not have a unified currency, and they often engage in barter exchanges. If they find something they like, they will exchange it, and if they don't, they will be defeated. With the Demon Clan's level of craftsmanship and artistic taste, an ordinary piece of embroidery is considered a high-quality handicraft to them. So all kinds of gadgets from the human world are actually very popular there. The least valuable ones are the various special effect crystals found in the bad streets of the devil world.

But being on the streets of the demon clan doesn’t mean there is no market in the human world!

Shen Qingqiu closed his fan and said solemnly: "This is a remote and remote place where birds do not poop and chickens do not lay eggs. The production level is backward, the economy is underdeveloped, and the people's happiness index is generally lower than the average level. You are here to take advantage of it. , it really shouldn’t be.”

The little devil was confused.

How could he remember that when he was caught, this... master was also stealing... ah, no, borrowing clothes?

And the same goes for this folding fan that makes me happy.

Shen Qingqiu thought to himself, I have no choice but to do this - I can't let him continue to walk around like a savage wearing clothes dug out of the ground, right?

However, this opened up his thinking. If we could provide legitimate small commodity channels for these little devils who had only dared to sneak around in the past, maybe we could open up a new world of farming and making a fortune in this world that mainly focuses on cultivating people and fighting monsters?

Shen Qingqiu felt no responsibility and felt that if he wanted to accept a younger brother, he should understand the living habits of both parties. He said pleasantly: "Do you eat carrion?"

All the little devils shook their heads. Shen Qingqiu was about to breathe a sigh of relief when he heard the little devil at the head say in an affectionate voice: "Dad, I said, only rich families can afford to eat rotten meat..."

Shen Qingqiu: "That's enough."

It’s not a matter of economic level at all, okay? Is Luo Binghe a big enough player after he ascends to the Demon Realm? Why haven't I seen him like to eat this kind of thing?

After a pause, he changed the question: "What's your name?"

The first one answered: "Six balls."

Shen Qingqiu: "What do you mean?"

Six fairways: "Because when E was born, E's father hugged him and said he was as heavy as six balls."

Shen Qingqiu: "..."

What ball? Shot put or table tennis? ! This name makes no sense at all [.

The rest of them rushed to tell their names, and each one couldn't bear to hear it, but they seemed to be very proud of it.

Is it possible that civilians from the Demon Clan all choose names in this pragmatic style?

The Demon Clan does not have a surname culture, and their names are extremely wild and unrestrained. Those military commanders who climbed up from the silk class at first glance, such as the Sky Hammer Elder or the One-Armed Elder, have very speechless titles. But if you are from a noble family, such as Mobei Jun, Sha Hualing, or Luo Binghe's father Tianlang Jun, your name situation will be slightly better.

Shen Qingqiu suddenly thought that fortunately Luo Binghe was not thrown into the demon world and was picked up. If he were adopted by a demon commoner, according to this style, he might be given a name that looks like his parents have a grudge against him.

What should I call him?

Cover face?

No, no, no, there should be something more earth-shattering. I remember a girl in the original novel said shyly that Luo Binghe was very bad at that. There are countless imperial guards in the three thousand nights in the harem, and they can strike with one shot anywhere. After thousands of years, they are still as strong as ever. In fact, the name Peerless Cucumber is quite suitable for Luo Binghe. But since he has occupied it, why not call Luo Binghe... Tianzhu?

Hahaha, shit, Luo Tianzhu, hahahahaha, so sour!

Shen Qingqiu just laughed for a while and suddenly slapped himself.

You are so sick!

Make vulgar and dirty jokes out of the protagonist's head!

what's so funny. Have you figured out who you should be obscene about? !

When the little demons saw the master laughing and getting angry, they fanned themselves. They were in the mist and did not dare to express their anger. Suddenly, Shen Qingqiu's smile stopped abruptly, his fan pressed onto Liu Qiuqiu's shoulders, and he lifted him over.

Shen Qingqiu took off a sword spike from his waist: "Where did you get this?"

This is a sword spike, not an ordinary sword spike.

This is the water-colored tassel of the sword worn by the number one heroine Liu Mingyan!

Do you understand the love object between the male and female protagonists? When he was in the Cang Qiong Mountain Sect, Shen Qingqiu paid special attention not to be too recognizable.

How could this thing fall into the hands of a little border demon?

Six Balls said in panic: "This...this is not stolen, this is picked up..."

Just go to the street and pick one up for me. Shen Qingqiu asked: "Where did you pick it up?"

Six fairways: "This... these days, big people occupy the lanes at night. In the past, they would send men to clear the lanes. A few of us were a little curious, so we hid by the roadside, and then we picked this up on the road."

Big shot?

The big shot in Xiao Mo's mouth must be a high-ranking figure in the demon world.

This kind of character generally doesn't frequent the borderland frequently and attracts attention. In fact, the water and soil here are usually not suitable for them. Which big shot could arrogantly occupy the road and leave behind Liu Mingyan's belongings?

The first possibility that Shen Qingqiu thought of was, of course, someone.

He asked: "Is the big shot you are talking about a... good-looking young man?"

After thinking about it, he decided not to act against his conscience and changed his words: "It's not that he looks good, he looks very good, very good."

Liu Qiu shook his head and suddenly blushed.

Why are you blushing?

Shen Qingqiu interrogated him for a while, but couldn't find anything out, so he thought about it in his mind.

It shouldn't be Luo Binghe.

Luo Binghe has the Heart Demon Sword, which is a crazy giant that defies the sky. It can split the two worlds with a single slash. With a single slash, he can slip into the demon world by opening a hole. It has never taken so much effort. They even rushed to the border area and followed the stowaway's route.

Then, here comes the problem. Wherever the demons passed, Liu Mingyan's things were left behind. Could it be that Liu Mingyan was captured by mistake?

He didn't remember Liu Mingyan, the first heroine, receiving such treatment. Which little bitch dares to touch Luo Binghe's wife?

Although the Liu brothers and sisters usually cultivate their own lives on their own peaks, the original article mentioned that they have a very good relationship. Maybe it is just because neither of them is the sticky type, so it seems that the relationship between brother and sister is ordinary. But regardless of whether Liu Mingyan is Liu Qingge's sister or Qi Qingqi's beloved disciple, she cannot let go. At this time, the system (should) no longer threaten him (temporarily), and it is not afraid of being restricted again and deducting B squares or anything like that.

Why don't you go take a look?

Shen Qingqiu asked: "Where is the gap in the junction?"

At midnight, Shen Qingqiu lay on the treetops, hiding all traces and looking down.

After waiting for a long time, a certain piece of air suddenly became distorted and abnormally visible to the naked eye.

Shen Qingqiu's eyes lit up and he held his breath as he saw a young man in black running out.

They were far apart, but Shen Qingqiu's eyes were extremely sharp and he could see clearly. This young man was about seventeen or eighteen years old, with a tense expression and a sharp handsome appearance. This face looked familiar to Shen Qingqiu, but he couldn't remember where he had seen it before - but he was sure he had seen it before!

Suddenly, a clear female voice came out in the silent night, delicate and cool, echoing in the forest: "It's really amazing under the Baizhan Peak. I was able to defeat many of my subordinates and escape for so long even if I was bound with a hundred immortal ropes." You really can’t slack off for a moment!”

As soon as he heard this voice, Shen Qingqiu suddenly realized.

A demon who is beautiful, has a noble status, has subordinates, and makes the devil blush whenever he mentions it - it turns out to be Sahwa Ling!

Sorry, this girl is one of the heroines after all, but she hasn’t had a presence for so long that she almost forgot about her!

If Liu Mingyan falls into her hands, her fate will be even more worrying. It's light enough to scratch the entire face.

No wonder I just felt that the boy's running posture was wrong and his body was a little heavy. Shen Qingqiu just looked at his face, but now he looked down and saw that there were several extremely fine silver threads wrapped around his body. Judging by his clothes, he is indeed from Baizhan Peak, but it seems that he has never seen such a young disciple at Baizhan Peak.

This young man knew that Bi Kuai was no match for his opponent, so he suddenly stopped and said with fierce anger between his brows: "If you want to fight, then fight!"

The red gauze flashed, and Sha Hualing's waist swayed, revealing her figure. She smiled Yingying and said: "I finally caught you, why am I willing to beat you? Come back with me quickly?"

The young man had a violent temper and let out a sigh. Sha Hualing said: "No? Although I won't harm your spirit body, it doesn't matter if you cut off your arms or legs or something."

As she spoke, she stretched out her right hand to grab the boy, but before she could touch him, an extremely strange shock suddenly came from her fingers.

Sha Hualing thought she had been tricked by this young man, so she hurriedly withdrew. She raised her hand and saw that parts of her five nails, which were covered in bright red nails, had all been cut off.

Although it was just a fingernail and it didn't hurt at all, Hualing suddenly felt horrified.

She shouted sharply: "Who is it?!"

If there was someone here who could easily cut off her fingernails, then it would be absolutely effortless to cut her neck.

Shen Qingqiu felt much better and put back the small branch with all the leaves removed.

He actually just wanted to scare Sha Hualing. By the way, it's not good to keep your nails so long. Really, every time I see them, I worry that they will break off. It's extremely uncomfortable. And he often scratched Luo Binghe's back until he was bloody... Even if Chicory likes this heavy tone, and even if Luo Binghe's recovery ability is not that of a human being, it doesn't mean that this is a healthy and sunny lifestyle, right? That’s considered a good deed, right? !

Sha Hualing suddenly became murderous, and the red gauze rolled up, rolling out a ball of fierce demonic energy, wrapped between the five claws, and covered the young man with disheveled hair. This girl was not frightened, but was frightened to anger. She was really a character. Shen Qingqiu had no choice but to jump down from the treetops and landed between the two of them. He gathered his strength with one hand and struck a critical blow. Opposite Shahualing.

He knew that this body was bursting with spiritual power, but he didn't expect it to be this explosive. Before the palms of the two people could touch each other, Sha Hualing was like a repelled magnet, flying straight out and her cool clothes torn again...

Although it is welfare, Shen Qingqiu has always adhered to the principle of "not looking at the welfare of any woman in this world whose face is above the average level" and consciously put a mosaic on it. Sha Hualing was also straightforward enough. She had to say harsh words last time, but this time she weighed her strength and didn't even say a single scene line. She just rolled on the spot and rolled into the twisted air, and her figure disappeared immediately. .

Shen Qingqiu tossed the fan back and forth in his hand, poured spiritual power into it, turned the fan into a blade, reversed everything, and broke the immortal rope into hundreds of pieces. The young man clasped his fists in a dignified manner and said, "Thank you, senior, for saving me!"

Shen Qingqiu asked: "Are you a disciple of Baizhan Peak?"

"Exactly."

"Who's sitting down?"

"My master, the Master of Baizhan Peak, is Liu Qingge."

Shen Qingqiu's eyes widened.

Liu Qingge never accepted apprentices. On his Hundred Battles Peak, the most people were his peers, or the disciples accepted by his peers, and he himself had no interest in teaching disciples. Although the so-called disciples at Baizhan Peak only beat that person more often...

Shen Qingqiu was a little skeptical: "What's your name?"

The young man replied loudly: "Yang Yixuan."

I just said it looks familiar, I must have seen it somewhere, right? !

I had forgotten that five years had passed. Five years is enough for a child to grow up. Shen Qingqiu looked Yang Yixuan up and down, filled with emotion. Liu Qingge actually accepted him as his apprentice.

Yang Yixuan said: "Senior?"

Shen Qingqiu asked: "Your master...how have you been these past few years?"

The last time they met in Huayue City, he was somewhat tricked. Shen Qingqiu felt that he must pay attention to his junior brother's current situation.

Yang Yixuan said: "Failed repeatedly."

Shen Qingqiu: "..."

The word "successful defeats" is related to the master of Baizhan Peak. It is really not an ordinary three-dimensional view!

Shen Qingqiu said: "Who is he fighting with? Luo Binghe?"

Yang Yixuan snorted: "Who else could it be besides that little beast?"

Shen Qingqiu's face was slightly distorted. Yang Yixuan himself is much younger than Luo Binghe, so he also calls him "little beast". Who did he learn this from?

But he doesn't know that when the entire Cang Qiong Mountain Sect refers to Luo Binghe, he is either a "little beast", a "devil's evil obstacle", or a "white-eyed wolf". It is considered polite to call him by his first name with "this guy" .

Yang Yixuan asked curiously: "Senior and the master are familiar with each other?"

Shen Qingqiu coughed: "It's all in the past... I heard what she said just now was a bit strange. What does 'how can I give up' mean?"

Yang Yixuan immediately blushed.

Shen Qingqiu said: "Can't you tell? How did you get caught by her?"

Yang Yixuan held his breath and said: "If this witch hadn't used treacherous means to pretend to be a woman in distress, and then suddenly took off her clothes after being suspected by me... I would never have fallen into the trap."

Shen Qingqiu educated him: "Look at you, do you still look like someone who came out of Bai Zhan Peak? You don't get close to women, it's not that you are afraid of women. What does it mean to take off your clothes? What does it mean when a girl takes off her clothes in front of you? Your master went to fight with charms back then. Monster, there are no clothes on in the whole cave!" Of course, when he was there, he also suspected that Liu Qingge was aloof or had a physical problem...

Back to business. Sha Hualing not only captured Yang Yixuan, but also probably Liu Mingyan. It seemed that there could only be one reason for capturing the disciples of the Cangqiong Mountain Sect with such great fanfare.

Something is wrong with Luo Binghe.