The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System

It is a YY stallion novel. This has been made clear from the very beginning.

Shen Qingqiu is a straight man with a clear conscience and a clear conscience. This has been clear to him since he was born.

So, if someone says to Shen Yuan when he first opens this amazing book, which is so brilliant and shows off his own style, ah, you will have sex with the male protagonist of this book. Gee, and besides, you got down on the ground and delivered it to others - he must have brought a complete set of 40 volumes of thick brick physical books to show the other person what it means to have their brains wiped out.

Now, he is floating in the empty space he passed through when he first entered this world, listening to the system's friendly local accent, as always, like Google Translate, spreading to every corner.

[Hello, through your unremitting efforts and active cooperation, various values ​​have reached the standards required for upgrade. 】

[The system is honored to inform you that you have been promoted to a junior VIP user. We would like to remind you that VIP users can enable the advanced function "self-rescue". 】

[When the health value drops to the lowest point, the health can be restored once. 】

full HP resurrection!

This VIP treatment is so conscientious!

Shen Qingqiu said: "What? This self-rescue function can only be used once? Can it only be used on myself?"

System: [Understanding correctly. 】

Shen Qingqiu immediately considered a very serious problem.

He first attracted most of Luo Binghe's demonic energy, and now even if he destroys the Heart Demon Sword, it shouldn't have any impact on Luo Binghe.

At first, he thought that he was probably dead, but the child cried and said that he would die with him. Now that he has used the self-rescue function, he must not commit suicide foolishly!

Shen Qingqiu asked hurriedly: "Where is Luo Binghe? How is he doing now?"

System: [Currently, your permission is temporarily unable to inquire about total energy related issues. Do you want to view historical achievements? 】

Why can’t I consult even though I’m a VIP?

Shen Qingqiu was so anxious that he was scratching his head, but he had already gotten rid of the urine in his system.

If it’s not enough, it’s not enough. If you don’t ask, you won’t ask. It’s useless no matter how urgent you are!

System: [Do you want to view historical achievements? 】

...Well, it seems that this thing must be seen. Shen Qingqiu waved his hand: "Look! Look!"

Along with a burst of jubilant BGM, the system slowly opened a scroll-like achievement list:

[Avoid more than 20 mine points, remove the "Rolling Thunder" tag, and obtain the "Slightly Too Many Slots" medal. 】

[The highest value of the B grid in history exceeded 5,000, and he won the "Readable Literature" medal. 】

[Spread blood for more than three times, and win the "Blood-Spreading" Medal. 】

[Cut off the water injection content and irrelevant branch lines, and remove the "Invincible Water God" label. 】

[Complete the hidden figures, basically filled in the pits, and removed the "big pits everywhere" label. 】

[The coolness value breaks through the statistical range, and you get the "Acceptable" medal. 】

[Meet system recommended standards. One-sentence summary: A story about a love-minded chuunibyou who wants to destroy the world. 】

Seeing this line, Shen Qingqiu: "..."

Completely unable to refute [manual bye]

If you think about it carefully, it is true that since he was reborn here, it has changed from a no-limit erotic stallion novel to an innocent virgin and a tangled love story.

However, looking at this row of shining medals, Shen Qingqiu secretly admired himself a little.

The author doesn't fill in the holes, labor and management do it themselves, isn't it awesome! ! !

In the history of stallion literature, is there any reader like him who sacrificed his life to fill in the pits, forced the book to be improved to this level, and won so many honors? !

Although there may be a slight deviation in the direction, at least, this is the real "youyouup, obb"!

Suddenly, Shen Qingqiu noticed that there was a small pink symbol "♦" in the upper left corner of the honor list.

He knew that the symbols ♦ represented men and ♦ represented women, but he felt a little strange: "What does this symbol mean?"

System: [Indicates that all achievements in the list are honors for women. 】

Shen Qingqiu: "...you are teasing me."

System: [The work classification has been modified. 】

Wait a moment!

Why are you assigned to the female category? ! !

No wonder why such a weird and bloody plot can still win so many medals, it turns out that it is classified as female! ! !

Why do women still have medals for "It's OK to masturbate"? What do they use to masturbate? ! !

Could it be that he was assigned to the female channel from the terminal main station? !

wrong. The truth should be more terrifying!

Shen Qingqiu suddenly remembered that since the system upgrade, the interface has been changed, no wonder it looks familiar. The style and tone of this interface seem... like the legendary Green Tintin Literature City? !

A mouthful of old blood that had been held back since the first day of rebirth was finally spurted out by Shen Qingqiu, who knew the truth.

He stretched out his hand to the sky: "Don't—!"

There was silence in the room for two seconds.

With a huff, a crowd of black heads surrounded him.

Ning Yingying, Mingfan, Qi Qingqi, Mu Qingfang, a bunch of people crowded around the bed, talking all over the place. Shen Qingqiu was so noisy that his brain throbbed and hurt. He couldn't hear anything clearly and bent down to hold his head. Just listen to Liu Qingge say: "Everyone go away!"

As soon as he spoke, the others immediately shut up. The juniors stuck out their tongues and backed away dejectedly. The vacated seat was filled by Liu Qingge. He folded his hands and stood beside the bed. Shen Qingqiu finally saw someone reliable, grabbed him and asked, "Where is Luo Binghe?"

Liu Qingge's face darkened and he said, "Dead!"

Shen Qingqiu: "...dead?"

impossible? !

Is he really stupid enough to die for love? !

From the look of Liu Qingge, it didn't look like he was joking, and Liu Qingge never joked. Shen Qingqiu suddenly sat up, his movements too violent, and a dull pain suddenly came from his butt.

His face instantly twisted, and he fell down again with a grunt.

This reaction was too exaggerated. Liu Qingge seemed to be greatly frightened. He took three steps back, awkwardly, as if he wanted to walk up to talk but also wanted to run away. Qi Qingqi grabbed him and screamed: "Look at you, look at you! What are you doing! I told you not to scare him, you scared him to death again!"

Shen Qingqiu lay on the bed and raised his hands: "I'm not fainted. I..."

It's just a pain in my butt, I couldn't sit still for a while...

In the past, Ning Yingying was most afraid of the Master of Baizhan Peak, but this time she became bolder and stomped on Liu Qingge angrily: "Uncle Liu, how could you do this? Even if you don't like A Luo, you know that the master has just woken up and is suffering from If there is no stimulation, you... you still talk nonsense and curse him to death."

Mu Qingfang also had a face full of blame: "Senior Brother Liu, it's really not good for you to be like this. It's not good at all."

Liu Qingge became the target of public criticism for the first time. He was not good at speaking, so he simply retreated to the table and said: "I won't speak anymore!"

Shen Qingqiu pressed his temples with one hand and his waist with the other: "Who will tell me whether he is dead or not!"

Qi Qingqi said: "You're not dead! That kid thought you were going to die, so he almost went with you. Later, Junior Brother Mu said you were fine and still alive, so how could he be willing to die?"

Sure enough.

Fortunately there was no mistake!

Shen Qingqiu knew what Liu Qingge had said just now, but he was frightened for a second or two. His old face was a little uneasy and he criticized: "Master Liu, please don't do this. I am the first to ask you because I trust you." You have let me down too much."

Liu Qingge glared at him. Shen Qingqiu was not afraid of his glare, and slowly sat up, choosing a position that would not hurt his butt too much, and asked: "What's going on? Why did I go back to Qingjing Peak again. Where is the Buried Bone Ridge? Where are the people from Luo Binghe?" ?”

Qi Qingqi said: "Don't worry about Burial Bone Ridge, it has already exploded."

Shen Qingqiu repeated: "Exploded?"

Qi Qingqi said: "Didn't you and Luo Binghe destroy the Heart Demon Sword at Burying Bone Ridge? When the sword broke, the whole mountain exploded."

Mingfan squeezed his head to the bedside and said: "Yes, yes, Master, most of the mountain hit the ice and made a big hole. Later, the ice on Luochuan melted. You and Luo Binghe You all fell into Luochuan, and it was Uncle Liu who fished you out."

Shen Qingqiu was taking the tea handed over by Ning Yingying and was about to drink it. Fortunately, he didn't drink it, otherwise he would have sprayed it.

"you"?

Shen Qingqiu glanced at Liu Qingge guiltily.

Damn it, if I remember correctly (how could I remember something like this wrong), he had just finished with Luo Binghe at that time!

Although Luo Binghe later gave him clothes, it was strange that Liu Juju couldn't see anything unusual because of how much evidence of guilt remained on his body.

No wonder Liu Qingge kept staring at him with such a stern look!

It's immoral!

Qi Qingqi babbled: "I picked up two of them as soon as I fished them out. I hugged them like rigor mortis and couldn't separate them. There are so many people watching. Isn't it embarrassing..."

In full view of everyone, he fell down the bone-burial ridge while holding him in his arms!

Shen Qingqiu felt extremely regretful.

Despite all the precautions, Chunshan Hate has new material!

But Yiluo Binghe's brain circuit didn't take him away directly, but was willing to send him back to Qingjing Peak. This was too strange. Shen Qingqiu felt that something was unusual and asked, "Then where is Luo Binghe now?"

Ning Yingying was still obedient and filial, and said: "Master, you haven't woken up after sleeping for so many days. Of course he went to find the elixir for you."

What magic elixir are you looking for? After finally escaping from the catastrophe and resurrected with full health, this kid didn't kneel next to the bed waiting for him to wake up, instead of going out and running around. Leave this kind of chore to your younger brother!

Ning Yingying murmured in a low voice: "Isn't it that I was driven down the mountain by all the uncles and uncles..."

Luo Binghe had offended too many people in the Cang Qiong Mountain sect, so it was normal for him to be driven out. But now he actually knew how to swallow his anger and was driven out obediently. So pitiful.

But, it’s okay, that’s fine.

Seeing that everyone looked as usual and still making trouble, Shen Qingqiu guessed that Yue Qingyuan was fine, so he asked: "How is the head brother?"

Qi Qingqi said angrily: "You still know how to care about the head brother. He is not dead."

As expected, Yue Qingyuan's lifespan was not exhausted by drawing his sword in Buried Bone Ridge. It seems that Xuan Su’s secret is still unknown to others.

Shen Qingqiu was just breathing a sigh of relief when suddenly, several golden fireworks exploded in the dark night sky outside. Listen carefully, and you can hear loud voices floating from the top of the dome. He asked: "What's going on? It's so noisy over there at the top of the dome."

Mu Qingfang smiled and said: "Senior Brother Shen, you woke up at the right time. Just in time to catch up with the celebration."

What celebration? Shen Qingqiu thought with a face, could it be to celebrate that he finally woke up? !

Liu Qingge seemed to have guessed what he was thinking, and said: "The merger of the two realms failed, and the Cangqiong Mountain Sect's 400th anniversary ceremony was celebrated together."

Shen Qingqiu decided to go to Qiongding Peak to meet Yue Qingyuan first.

Not only Cangqiong Mountain Sect insiders participated in this celebration, but many sects exhibiting in Luochuan were also invited. Shen Qingqiu saw many familiar people.

Wuchen Master Amitabha said with a smile on his face: "It's so lucky that Master Shen is safe and sound."

Wuwang glanced at Shen Qingqiu and walked away with great disgust.

Master Wuchen said: "Master Shen, don't argue with Senior Brother Wuwu. Ever since I lost his legs in Jinlan City, he has hated the demons very much, and he has also hated Master Shen..."

Shen Qingqiu touched his nose and said nonchalantly: "It's not a problem."

Being disliked by an old bald ass is nothing!

He thought for a while and asked, "I heard that Tianlang-Jun was taken into custody by your temple?"

Master Wuchen said: "It's not considered to be in custody. I just want to talk to him about Buddhism and help him delay the decline of Lu Zhi's body. After he stabilizes in a few years, he will go with him. At that time, he loved to travel to the human world. It's better to go back to the devil world, just do whatever you want. I think that there is no hostility in him, and even if there was, it should dissipate. "

Master Wuchen's legs were destroyed by the sower in Jinlan City, and the sower was sent by Lord Tianlang. However, he could not care about this matter. Shen Qingqiu couldn't help but admire him.

Moreover, he is not merciful. After saying goodbye for the last time, Shen Qingqiu also felt that Tianlang-Jun should no longer be the second-best person to destroy the world.

The second disease has the power to destroy the world. This sentence is absolutely true!

Farewell to the monks of Zhaohua Temple, Taoists from Tianyi Temple stood beside the dome hall.

The three beautiful twin Taoist nuns were entangling one of them with gentle words, and they turned out to be Liu Mingyan, whose face was covered with gauze.

Now seeing Luo Binghe and other harems gathering together to compete for beauty, Shen Qingqiu had a very strange feeling. He was as keen to watch as before, but he could no longer watch with a sexual attitude.

He glanced sideways twice. Just listen to the three sisters saying softly: "Good sister, good lord, please give me an inscription."

"It took a lot of effort to see him, so I'll just leave him in my thoughts."

They held a bunch of colorful pamphlets in their hands and stuffed them into Liu Mingyan's hands. The pamphlets looked very familiar. Shen Qingqiu secretly wondered, always feeling that it was worth paying attention to. He was about to get closer and see clearly what the three big characters on the cover were, when suddenly a figure sneaked past him.

Shen Qingqiu followed him in two steps, grabbed the man, and said coldly: "You still dare to go to the top of the dome, I'm not afraid that Qi Qingqi will chop you up alive."

Being caught, Shang Qinghua almost knelt down in fear. When he heard that it was Shen Qingqiu, he let out a long sigh of relief and turned around and said, "What are you doing? You have helped fight after all, so don't rush to chase them away."

Shen Qingqiu: "Did you just come out of the Dome Hall?"

Shang Qinghua: "Yes, don't scare you if I tell you. I may come back and continue to be the peak master of Anding Peak."

Shen Qingqiu: "Yue Qingyuan asked you to come back?"

Shang Qinghua: "I am a prodigal son who has returned from the lost way. I have not done anything harmful to nature. Why doesn't he let me come back?"

Shen Qingqiu let him go and said angrily: "Senior Brother Head is such a nice person."

Shang Qinghua adjusted his collar: "Hey, seeing the novel I wrote changed beyond recognition and turned into this, I'm really... indescribably drunk."

Although he knew that he was changing the subject abruptly, Shen Qingqiu was reminded of all kinds of memories in the past by this sentence, and he wholeheartedly agreed: "Yes. I'm so drunk. I'm messing around so much, I really don't know why."

Shang Qinghua said: "You can't say that. Maybe you think it's a fool's errand and it's useless, but for Brother Bing, maybe the meaning of the whole world's existence is your fool's errand."

...Damn, can Chicory say something like this? !

Shen Qingqiu was horrified: "Oh, you are not the original product, are you?"

Shang Qinghua said seriously: "Don't be like this. I am also a young man with literary ideals. Of course I have my own feelings."

Shen Qingqiu sneered: "Where is your literary ideal? Why do I only see unlimited killing?"

Coupled with the hand speed of 10,000 updates per day, there is also the courage to burst into 20,000 intermittently. Without these hardware, who would read this thundering novel!

Shang Qinghua spread his hands and said, "Do you think I was going to write about unrestricted and immoral content from the beginning? I have also written pure literature before, but I was stuck in the market, so I had to open up a popular path."

Shen Qingqiu looked at him: "You don't seem to be worried at all."

Shang Qinghua said: "Why should I be heartbroken? Instead of writing a stallion male protagonist, it is more in line with my writing philosophy to create a weird male protagonist with a more complicated personality like the current Bing Ge."

Shen Qingqiu concluded: "So, your writing philosophy is to write about gay people?"

Shang Qinghua: "Do you look down on gay male protagonists? Literary writers and works of art all like to portray gay men. You see,"

He clapped his fingers: "Brokeback Mountain, Bai Xianyong, Farewell My Concubine, classics, famous writers, they all like to write about gays. Do you know that pure literature favors gays?!"

Shen Qingqiu chuckled: "Writing a gay male protagonist is pure literature. Do you know the Tintin Original website? According to you, it is all pure literature?"

Shang Qinghua waved his hand: "I won't communicate with you, you are a black fan."

Shen Qingqiu was about to say, "I'm not a fan!" when he suddenly heard Shang Qinghua chirping.

What about "Human kindness is warm, kindness is hard to bear, our lips are touching, I wish that tonight will last until tomorrow, and the morning and evening will never end." The key is that the tune sounds very familiar. Shen Qingqiu, who is familiar with it, has itching hands and teeth, pointing to him. : "Shang Qinghua, what are you humming?"

Shang Qinghua continued to hum: "I don't know how long it will take to return from now to tomorrow. The sun is shining slowly, the sound of autumn is rustling, the elegance is missing, the cold water is spraying thin, weeping, begging for each other miserably, asking but not being able to come back again..."

Shen Qingqiu was in disbelief: "Shall I—try to sing another line?"

Shang Qinghua said: "Shen Dada, why don't you listen to people? Don't fuck people casually. Brother Bing is going crazy. Let me tell you, this Chunshanhen is now equivalent to Shibamo. You two are legends." Do you understand the level of national homo? What's the use of blocking my mouth? You can't block the mouths of everyone in the world..."

Finally, Shen Qingqiu got what he wanted and beat up Chicory.

So cheap. Too cheap! ! !

This kind of author who digs holes but leaves unfinished work unfinished, and whose characters collapse into Siberia and then become overjoyed, should be beaten to death!

After the beating, he tidied up his appearance and buried himself in the dome hall. In the middle of the hall, Yue Qingyuan was standing with his back to him.

Shen Qingqiu stepped forward and saluted: "Brother, head master."

Yue Qingyuan turned around suddenly, with a hint of joy on his face: "Xiaojiu..."

Shen Qingqiu said: "Senior brother, this is Qingqiu."

Even though he couldn't tell Yue Qingyuan the truth, Shen Qingqiu still hoped to show the difference as much as possible.

Although this may be a bit cruel.

Yue Qingyuan was stunned for a while, lowered his head and said softly: "...It's Qingqiu. Junior Brother Qingqiu."

Shen Qingqiu looked at Xuan Su at his waist. Before he could speak, Yue Qingyuan spontaneously said: "Junior brother, don't worry. I will be in seclusion for a few months and I should be fine for the time being."

Shen Qingqiu said: "Senior brother, please don't draw your sword impulsively in the future. You can improve your cultivation and your realm, but your longevity cannot be replenished."

Yue Qingyuan showed a sad smile, shook his head slowly and said: "It's not just longevity that can't be repaired."

Stepping out of the Dome Hall, Shen Qingqiu walked slowly amidst the laughter of young disciples along the way and the clusters of fireworks above his head.

Before leaving, Yue Qingyuan said to him: "But the Cangqiong Mountain Sect is always a place you can come back to."

He said it solemnly and seriously, as Yue Qingyuan always did, and he would definitely do what he promised. If we can't do it, we will use every means to make up for it.

It would be great if he really was Shen Jiu.

If only the originals could actually hear these words.

Shen Qingqiu walked slower and slower. Suddenly, as if he sensed something, he raised his head and looked around. I happened to see Luo Binghe running among the crowd, his face full of panic, as if he was looking for someone.

When others saw his face, he had all kinds of expressions. Shen Qingqiu shouted: "Luo Binghe!"

Luo Binghe also saw him and moved in front of him instantly: "Master, why are you not at Qingjing Peak? Can you leave now?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "I just want to ask you, why don't you wait at Qingjing Peak and go out and run around."

Luo Binghe lowered his head and said: "No one in the Cang Qiong Mountain Sect welcomes me. I can only go quietly to accompany you from time to time. I didn't see Master in the bamboo house just now, so I thought you left again. Or you were hidden by them."

Shen Qingqiu heard his somewhat aggrieved defense and couldn't help but think of what Shang Qinghua had just said.

If he hadn't messed around a lot, maybe Luo Binghe would have gone dark and become the dark young man who ripped people apart with sticks in the original novel and the punishment system.

Although now that he has grown into a psychotic young man with a love brain, he doesn't seem to be much better...but he still has some lovable qualities.

Shen Qingqiu sighed: "If you know I'm not welcome, why don't you send me back to Cang Qiong Mountain?"

Luo Binghe whispered: "I thought that when Master wakes up, he will definitely want to be in Cang Qiong Mountain..."

Shen Qingqiu slapped him on the forehead.

Now that everything has happened, how can this child still have such low self-esteem, be so stubborn, and be so incomprehensible!

He hated the fact that iron could not make steel and said: "Of course I want to see you first as a teacher!"

Luo Binghe received this slap, but his face turned red with excitement. His eyes started to water, and he hesitated to speak. Just when Shen Qingqiu couldn't bear his gaze, he suddenly heard shouts and the sound of swords everywhere.

Yang Yixuan stood on the eaves of the dome and shouted: "The devil is here to bother Master Shen again!"

There was a response, and someone immediately shouted: "Fight! Fight everyone!"

"This guy actually dares to come!"

"Luo Binghe, you little devil! If you dare to go to the Cangqiong Mountain Sect once, you will be beaten down!"

No wonder Luo Binghe didn't wait for him to wake up. He was so "warmly welcomed" by everyone in the Cangqiong Mountain Sect that he was yelling at him!

Shen Qingqiu said helplessly: "It seems that you can only come secretly."

Luo Binghe whispered: "I told you I'm not welcome here."

Shen Qingqiu touched his head: "It's okay. I welcome you."

The top of the dome was full of shouts and shouts of killing, half true and false, eager to try, they were all a group of people who were afraid of the world being in chaos. Most of them were peaceful passers-by who turned a blind eye to Luo Binghe, the demon king. Shen Qingqiu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said: "Why don't you take me away first."

Luo Binghe didn't react for a moment: "Let's go?"

Shen Qingqiu nodded and said, "You can take me wherever you want."

Luo Binghe looked at him blankly.

Shen Qingqiu continued: "Didn't you say you're not welcome here? Then leave. The Demon Realm, Huanhua Palace, wherever you want to go, I will accompany you as my teacher."

He did not lower his voice. In addition to the disciples of the Cangqiong Mountain Sect, the peak was also crowded with monks from various sects who were invited to participate in the celebration. Their five senses were so sensitive that they could not hear clearly. They all pretended to be deaf and mute, watching the fireworks. Fireworks, talking and laughing louder.

They cooperated so well to save the face of the Cangqiong Mountain Sect, but Liu Qingge didn't appreciate it. He jumped down from the eaves and shouted to Shen Qingqiu almost angrily: "Hey!"

Qi Qingqi was furious: "...I don't care! Go wherever you like! Let the two of them harm each other!...Ming Yan, let's go! What else are you looking at!"

Shen Qingqiu turned around and said, "Why are you crying again!"

Luo Binghe hurriedly wiped his eyes, his voice trembling: "Stop crying, I will never cry again."

Shen Qingqiu felt like Tang Monk, who went through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships and endured untold hardships before finally surrendering to a troublesome disciple and barely achieving enlightenment. Damn it, it’s really not easy, just let him cry. Anyway, Luo Binghe is such a virtuous person.

There are madmen, fools, love brains, and lunatics. That's all.

Shen Qingqiu held his hand like a child and asked, "Let's go together this time?"

Luo Binghe slowly raised his head, his eyes seemed to be sparkling with stars.

The palms of the hands are together and the fingers are clasped together.

Shen Qingqiu strode forward and heard Luo Binghe calling him from behind.

He shouted softly: "Master."

In fact, the voice never changed.

Always.