The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System

Chapter 93 Extra: Masturbation Adventures 4 (1/2)

Shang Qinghua was so scared that he cried.

Actually followed him back. Unexpectedly... No, strictly speaking, it cannot be counted as the "Unexpectedly" series - "Mysterious Ghost". This was originally a special skill developed by me so that Mobei Jun could help Brother Bing kill people, set fire to people and carry out assassinations anytime and anywhere. !

Shang Qinghua continued: "Your Majesty, please listen to my explanation. As soon as I went out that day, I met a senior brother I knew well. I was afraid that if he asked too many questions and exposed his flaws, he would go to your Majesty and cause trouble for you. . In addition, your injury is no longer serious, so after thinking about it, I decided to endure the humiliation and come back with them, and I will make another decision later..."

Mo Beijun seemed to be tired of the hand holding his temple, so he changed it to another one.

"He asked you to come back, so you came back with him."

Shang Qinghua said aggrievedly: "Otherwise, what else can I do? Fight to the death? Fight? How can this be done? Not to mention that I can't beat them. More importantly, I have to work as an undercover agent for you, your Majesty. Why? Can you break up with the Cangqiong Mountain Sect so early?"

Taking advantage of this raging energy, he struck while the iron was hot: "Report to the king, I am now an inner disciple. Am I full of motivation? Is there a lot of room for improvement?..."

Dog legs. There are no more dog-legs.

However, no matter how ugly she looks on the outside, Chicory is calm on the inside.

He has always believed:

1 The man has gold on his knees (the order is correct);

2. When a man is in tears, he won’t play. If he doesn’t play at this time, then he will play.

These two principles of life told him that when necessary, it doesn't matter if you act a little bit.

Think about it from another perspective, Mo Beijun is a character created by him. To an author, he is like his own son. Of course it doesn't matter if the father cares about his son a little and loves him a little. The so-called children are the debts of their parents in their previous lives...

Bang bang, puff, puff, Shang Qinghua, who had still received a good beating, squatted on a chair with his knees in his arms, skillfully using Ah Q's spirit* to repair his wounds.

After stretching his muscles, Mo Beijun lay back on the bed, stretched, turned over, and turned his back to Shang Qinghua. A medium voice sounded sleepy: "We will continue tomorrow."

Still continuing? !

Shang Qinghua had the urge to shout and call the entire Cang Qiong Mountain Sect to die with him.

Of course, the reason why impulses are impulses is because they can often be restrained but not implemented.

Mo Beijun didn't even take off his boots, just lying on the new bed that he had never slept on before. Shang Qinghua was extremely heartbroken.

"Your Majesty, this is Cang Qiong Mountain."

A pillow with extremely lethal power flew over and hit Shang Qinghua, making Shang Qinghua grin.

Shang Qinghua picked up the pillow and said politely: "Your Majesty, this is my bed."

Mo Beijun raised a finger and shook it.

He said two words coldly and noblely: "Mine."

understood.

Because his whole person belongs to Mobei Jun, so of course his things also belong to Mobei Jun. Naturally, the bed also belongs to Mobei Jun.

As for whether the reverse inference is valid? At this time, it’s time to apply the Fat Tiger Theory: What’s mine is yours, and what’s yours is still yours.

Shang Qinghua rolled off the chair angrily, silently collected the pieces of the teacup at his feet, and began to hum a tune of "I'll lie down on the floor and you sleep on the bed. I'll eat the bran and you drink the broth" while tidying up the new room.

At least I got a pillow for myself. I didn’t even have a pillow before. Be content and happy, just hold it to sleep.

Today, Shang Qinghua is as hard-working as a happy little bee.

After Mobeijun slept in Xianrenju for three days, he disappeared without a trace.

Only then did Shang Qinghua deeply realize how unscientific he had given Mo Beijun - three days. Within three days, no one discovered that there was a demon clan arrogantly living on Anding Peak, treating the future (logistics) elites like cattle and horses!

No warning! No doubt! Nothing at all!

Like a turned-up serf singing, Shang Qinghua was very excited for a while until he received a task from the old peak master of Anding Peak.

Although the missions at Anding Peak are nothing more than daily chores, and the only difference is whether they are fighting at the rear or struggling at the front, but being closer to dangerous creatures makes them uneasy.

For example, rushing up to deliver blood-replenishing pills when the Bai Zhan Peak and the Wraith Spirits are fighting fiercely, this kind of mission would be too cruel to complete no matter how you look at it!

Fortunately, Mr. Mobei is still very capable of covering up people.

Shang Qinghua originally thought that he had forgotten about him, but he didn't expect that when he was in trouble several times, creatures that looked like demons would grab him and save his life.

...Is this a tacit acceptance of his surrender? ? ?

Thinking about it afterwards, Shang Qinghua couldn't help but feel that hugging the thighs was quite useful.

Otherwise, I wouldn’t be alive now!

By the way, the concise and concise system conveyed a new instruction to Shang Qinghua: to become the chief disciple of Anding Peak within three years.

In addition to performing tasks outside and performing well under Mo Beijun's "care", if you want to be the chief disciple, you must also spend a lot of thought within the Cangqiong Mountain Sect.

Since everyone knows that the cannon fodder and supporting characters in the book "The Path of the Proud Immortal" have an IQ of only 40, the so-called palace scheming is probably at this level:

Suppose that the old peak master of Anding Peak has a chief disciple A, who is very good (proficient in delivering tea, water, laundry, folding quilts, and can be called the leader of the housekeeping service center). One day, the old peak master asks a to bake twelve delicious cakes, and each peak will send one. go.

What Shang Qinghua needs to do is to secretly sprinkle a bunch of salt or sugar on A's carefully baked cake every time to make it very unpalatable.

The above process is repeated three times. OK, the old peak master was finally completely disappointed with his former disciple.

Think about it: If you can’t even bake a pie, what else can you do?

At this time, if Shang Qinghua shows off his superb cooking skills a few more times, he will be able to successfully ascend to the throne!

As the saying goes: If you don't have enough IQ, you'll have to make do with your flaws. If you can't do your best, do your worst.

The plot is so stupid that it can make readers complain crazily, which is also a success!

There are countless such plots in The Arrogant Immortal and Demon Path, and the grand occasion that readers flock to criticize it all year round can be said to be a great spectacle in the Destination Book Review area. The one who squirted the most was the peerless cucumber.

Thinking of this, Shang Qinghua couldn't help but miss his friends and this dear friend in the book review section.

I really miss his heroic demeanor when he never tire of roaring, "Making off to the sky, it's because you have this kind of thinking that you are just a third-rate stallion writer!!!"

However, after becoming the chief disciple of Anding Peak, his worries only increased.

For example, when I was an outer disciple in the past, I would not have had the opportunity to go down the mountain and go on missions with Shen Qingqiu and Liu Qingge.

This fucking special prize would take a lifetime of bad luck to win.

The Cangqiong Mountain Sect attaches great importance to the relationship between peers, and it is common for several chief disciples to work together to refresh their books on a regular basis. The division of labor between the three people this time is quite clear. Liu Qingge is the forward hitter; Shen Qingqiu is the center forward, responsible for false attacks and snake attacks [cross out] as well as sneak attacks and last hits, and fanning to pretend to be aggressive [cross out].

Where is Shang Qinghua?

Of course, he is responsible for driving the carriage, booking inns, carrying things, and all income and expenses during the trip. Logistics.

But it would be nice if it was really that cheap.

"It is said that at night, if you look into the well, you will see your reflection smiling and waving upwards, and you will accidentally pull people in and drown them. Sometimes you will also see dead relatives... Ahem, Senior Brother Shen and Junior Brother Liu Can you guys...listen to what I have to say first..."

Shang Qinghua put down the file.

There is a book in Shen Qingqiu's sleeve, and he can pretend to be alone anytime, anywhere. At this moment, he is leaning under the shadowy old banyan tree, showing that he has poetry and books in his belly. Liu Qingge had already been standing by the well, looking in.

Liu Qingge wanted to settle things quickly so that he and Shen Qingqiu would not continue to work together. Shen Qingqiu wanted Liu Qingge to finish his hard work and leave early. Neither party wanted to get close to the other and make them feel disgusted. They each had their own considerations, and no one was listening to his dedicated mission explanation.

Liu Qingge raised his head and said, "No."

Shang Qinghua understands. Meaning "My reflection is not waving and smiling at me from within".

He spread his hands and said, "Well... how about we try it with Senior Brother Shen instead?"

Shen Qingqiu collected the books, put on his folding fan, and strolled to the well: "Excuse me, please give me a chance."

Liu Qingge retreated a dozen steps away. Shen Qingqiu looked into the well casually, but didn't seem to find much.

Shang Qinghua flipped through the file: "It's really strange. It clearly says so..."

It's a pity that no matter how loudly you turn the page, you can't cover up Shen Qingqiu's malicious voice: "We have tried it, isn't it your turn?"

Sure enough, even monsters in this world bully the weak and fear the strong. When the other two people looked at it, none of their farts could be seen. When it was Shang Qinghua's turn, he could only see his own shadow scratching his head in the well.

Without saying a word, Liu Qingge slapped the hilt of his sword, took the luan out of its sheath, and stabbed it into the well water like a rainbow.

After a moment of silence, bubbles began to bubble on the surface of the calm well water.

Shang Qinghua wisely stepped back again and again, keeping a safe distance. Just hearing a burst of howling ghosts and wolves, a large number of flocculent souls spurted out of the sky!

Liu Qingge defeated the group of women's heads that were chasing him and said, "Back off!"

According to the usual practice, once the battle starts, the disciples of Anding Peak should run away and stay where they can to cool down if they don't make supplies. Unfortunately, Shang Qinghua's calculation was wrong this time, and he didn't roll far enough. He was surrounded by resentful spirits that dispersed into white haze. At this point, he had no choice but to use his special skills. He rolled his eyes and lay down on the spot.

The trick of pretending to be dead never fails!

During the melee, Liu Qingge and Shen Qingqiu's backs accidentally came together. Both of them looked disgusted at the same time. Shen Qingqiu had already hit Liu Qingge with a backhand blow, which flew past Liu Qingge's shoulder. Liu Qingge was angry and fired back immediately.

This was great, the main force of the battle completely ignored the enemy and started fighting on their own.

Shen Qingqiu cursed: "Are you blind? Where to hit?!"

Liu Qingge was no more gentle than him: "Who was hit first? Who was blinded first?!"

Shang Qinghua was lying on the ground, rolling his eyes. He could clearly see that there was a white shadow on Liu Qingge's side and in front of him just now. Shen Qingqiu crossed Liu Qingge's shoulder and dispersed it. Seeing that the fight between the two of them was getting bigger and bigger, and they were about to become red-blooded, he pretended to be dead and ignored it. He sat up and shouted weakly: "Don't quarrel. Junior brother Liu, you misunderstood. In fact, just now Senior Brother Shen, he is..."

Shen Qingqiu waved his hand, and the wall next to Shang Qinghua's head was blasted with several deep cracks, and dust flew down.

Shen Qingqiu coolly said: "If you want to die, die completely. Don't get up halfway."

Shang Qinghua didn't say a word, he fell down and continued to hold his body up peacefully.

After sealing the well demon and the resentful spirits it collected in a recycling container, Shang Qinghua led the carriage, and Liu Qingge walked down another road without squinting.

Shang Qinghua hurriedly asked: "Junior brother, where are you going?"

Liu Qingge hummed, "I won't go with someone who sneak attacks on my fellow sect."

Shen Qingqiu clapped his hands and smiled: "That's very good. I don't want to go with someone who is weak and brainless. Junior Brother Shang, let's go."

He squeezed Shang Qinghua's shoulder, and Shang Qinghua agreed with a grin on his face. He finally broke free from the clutches. He caught up with Liu Qingge and warned: "Junior brother Liu, I have a word of advice. Don't practice alone if you have nothing to do. It's easy to get angry. Obsessed."

Before Liu Qingge could say anything, Shen Qingqiu tapped the handle of his fan on the car pole. Shang Qinghua hurried back.

Along the way, while driving, he kept an eye on Shen Qingqiu.

Shen Qingqiu was reading a book while leaning on the carriage, but his face became increasingly gloomy as he stared at him, and he narrowed his eyes: "What are you looking at me for?"

Shang Qinghua said shyly: "...Senior Brother Shen, actually I don't want to remind you. But since you asked sincerely, then I will...take down your book."

"..."

Shen Qingqiu blushed for a moment and suddenly drew his sword.

"No, no, no, no, don't be impulsive!!!"

Shen Qingqiu has the thinnest skin. If you tear him down in person, he will remember you forever. A person like him who pretends to be extremely skilled can actually knock down the book. It seems that he was really angry just now.

That's right, it's hard to do good things again, but the results are not satisfactory. If it's not satisfactory, just tell Liu Qingge directly, but he refused, and even his attempt to explain to him was interrupted. This person really can't twist and twist and torment himself.

Shen Qingqiu's eyes were like those of snakes and scorpions, and Shang Qinghua broke out in cold sweat. After a while, he sat back, sheathed his sword, tried to calm down, and said with a smile on his face, "Shang Qinghua, shut up, okay?"

Shang Qinghua felt itchy and raised his hands: "Can I say one more thing?"

Shen Qingqiu raised his chin, indicating that the music was ready. Shang Qinghua looked at him seriously and said the most sincere words he had ever said since being dragged into the path of the Arrogant Immortal and Demon by the electric current:

"If you see someone going crazy in the future, don't panic, and don't rush up to help save the person. Be sure to stay calm, go out and call for someone, and don't do it yourself. Otherwise, you will definitely be a waste of help, set up a big trap, and then give up on yourself. , I won’t be able to stand up for the rest of my life, and I won’t be able to escape even if I jump into the Yellow River!”

Shen Qingqiu was confused: "What does it have to do with me when others are obsessed with it? Why should I panic? Why should I help?"

Shang Qinghua looked like "I knew this would be the reaction" and said: "... Anyway, just remember it."

When Shang Qinghua became the peak master, he finally no longer had to be so blatantly low-key.

The busy life is still the busy life, but at least he has been upgraded from a maid to a general manager, which can be considered a great progress.

I heard that the master on Qingjing Peak who could not afford to offend was ill. After recovering from the illness, a secret meeting was held in a low-key manner on the top of the dome.

The top of the dome is in the side hall.

Eleven peak masters of the Twelve Peaks have arrived.

Yue Qingyuan said attentively: "Do you think that Junior Brother Qingqiu... is acting strange these days?"

Several peak masters agreed.

Liu Qingge said solemnly: "It's more than just weird."

Qi Qingqi muttered: "He has simply changed into a different person."

It was at this time that Shang Qinghua stepped into the side hall in a dusty state. In recent years, Qiancaofeng's Dragon Bone Melon Seeds have been selling well outside, and he has been working outside for several months. As soon as he came back, he was inexplicably pulled into a meeting. He was still a little confused about the situation. He rubbed his hands and said, "Well, I haven't seen Senior Brother Shen for a while. Can you guys tell me what the strange method is?"

Yue Qingyuan said: "He can talk to me calmly for an hour."

"..." Shang Qinghua said in horror: "It's so weird. That's really weird!"

It is said that there is a deadlock between these two people. If this knot is not resolved, there is no possibility of harmony.

Liu Qingge said: "He... helped me in Lingxi Cave."

Only then did Shang Qinghua remember, yes, in this timeline, Liu Qingge should have been tricked to death by Shen Qingqiu. How could he still be alive and kicking and sitting here in a meeting? !

Could it be that the reminder he gave Shen Qingqiu about the well-digging demon had an effect?

Others continued to summarize Shen Qingqiu's various anomalies in recent times, why he was injured in fighting off the ungrateful demon witch, and why he stood up to protect his disciples... Shang Qinghua's face almost twisted when he heard this. After thinking about it, this kind of self-sacrifice persona is seriously OOC no matter how you look at it!

He couldn't help but said: "Stop it. He...couldn't he have been taken away? Senior brother Wei, how is your sword testing platform? Has he been there?"

There is a strange sword "Red Mirror" on the sword testing platform of Wanjianfeng in Wei Qingwei that no one has ever been able to pull out. Whenever evil spirits and evil spirits come near, the sword will be unsheathed automatically. If Shen Qingqiu is really possessed by an unclean object, as long as he approaches the sword testing platform, the red mirror will definitely sound a loud alarm.

And Wei Qingwei said: "He walked over three times and tried to pull it out three times, but nothing happened."

"And he has no ghost energy on him." Yue Qingyuan said slowly: "I can't detect any signs of being taken away from him."

Qi Qingqi spread his hands and said, "It doesn't make sense if it's about seizing the house. There must be a plan to seize the house. He has nothing to do these days."

There was a discussion, and there was no consensus. Finally, Mu Qingfang said: "It may not be a matter of seizing the body. In my opinion, it may be that Senior Brother Shen's old habit has returned."

The peak masters looked at each other.

There is no need to specify what the "old problem" is, everyone knows it.

This is not the first day that Shen Qingqiu has been eager for success in his practice. Maybe he has gone crazy again.

Mu Qingfang continued her analysis: "If a person is hit on the head by a boulder, he will lose some of his past memories. It is not necessarily impossible for him to become possessed and have his temperament change drastically."

Yue Qingyuan said, "Is it possible to recover?"

Qi Qingqi wrinkled his nose: "Master, do you still hope that he can remember and recover to the way he was before, uh."

Yue Qingyuan was stunned and lowered his head: "I don't know either." He said seriously: "Although he is good like this now...but, it is better to remember."

A peak master said puzzledly: "In the past, he never greeted the master and fellow disciples properly, nor did he visit them. He was also veiled in his words. What's good about that? It's better now."

Yue Qingyuan smiled slightly and said nothing. Mu Qingfang said in embarrassment: "Last time when I wrote the incurable prescription, I helped him to read it. There is no clue, it is difficult to start, I am afraid I can only let it go."

After reaching the conclusion that "the master of Qingjing Peak has lost his memory, great joy", the meeting was adjourned.

After this meeting, Shang Qinghua felt that it was necessary for him to inspect this abnormality (while delivering funds to Qingjing Peak).

Before the inspection, Shang Qinghua went to Bai Zhan Peak first.

Logically speaking, according to the seniority of the peaks in Cang Qiong Mountain Sect, Qing Jing Peak ranked second and Bai Zhan Peak ranked seventh. After sending Qiong Ding Peak, which ranked first, the next thing to do was to send Qing Jing Peak first. But firstly, Shen Qingqiu was too difficult to serve, and Shang Qinghua had to rack his brains every time to think about how to speak so as not to offend him; secondly, Bai Zhan Peak could fight well, so Shang Qinghua would feel more at ease if he sent their funds first.

How to feel at ease? Well, it's the kind of peace of mind that a small self-employed person who runs a storefront pays protection fees to a local bully...

He was greeted by Liu Qingge's junior brother Ji Jue, who was as enthusiastic as ever. The two sides exchanged a few pleasantries and the handover was completed. Ji Jue said, "Then Senior Brother Shang, take care. I'm going back to the martial arts arena."

Shang Qinghua looked at his expression and seemed reluctant to leave so quickly. He asked, "Junior Brother Liu often stays on Baizhan Peak recently. Which junior brother has greatly improved his realm?"

Liu Qingge often goes out to fight with people. No one on Baizhan Peak can match him. He only returns once a month at most. When Baizhan Peak goes to Qiancao Peak for treatment in groups, it means that he has just returned. However, recently, the threshold of Qiancao Peak's mountain gate has been trampled by the uncles of Baizhan Peak, and the funds are tight. Mu Qingfang asks Shang Qinghua for leniency every now and then. He feels strange and asks this question.

Ji Jue said gloomily: "It's not from our peak. It's Shen Qingqiu."

Shang Qinghua didn't expect to hear any earth-shattering answer at all, and nodded with a smile: "Oh, Shen Qingqiu... Shen Qingqiu?!"

After digesting the huge amount of information brought by these three words, Shang Qinghua was almost shocked to ascend directly.

Shen Qingqiu? At Baizhan Peak? And at Baizhan Peak martial arts arena? What? Was he beaten unilaterally by Liu Qingge? No, based on his ability to attract hatred points, he should be beaten by a group of people - what if someone died? He is an important scum villain!

Ji Jue: "...Senior Brother Shang, what are you looking at! Don't look at me like that! We didn't kill anyone! Shen Qingqiu is still alive, and no one has done anything to him! What you should ask is what he did to us!"

So, Shang Qinghua followed him all the way to the martial arts arena.

On the high platform of basalt, Liu Qingge and Shen Qingqiu were actually fighting swords in a proper manner.

Liu Qingge's movements were much slower than usual. It was more like feeding moves than fighting swords. There was still peace between his brows, without the murderous aura of the past.

At this moment, Shen Qingqiu thrust his sword into the air. He frowned, and his left hand moved slightly.

Shang Qinghua's heart suddenly tensed up, and he saw Ji Jue's expression froze, as if he had the urge to shout out.

The two looked at each other, and they understood each other.

Ji Jue was still frightened, and whispered: "I always feel that Shen Qingqiu will release some poisoned hidden weapons or something."

Shang Qinghua deeply agreed: "Heroes think alike!" It seems that Junior Brother Ji understands this role very thoroughly! He is indeed an old enemy who once fought with Shen Qingqiu in a brothel and brought shame to the two peaks...

Shen Qingqiu retracted his Xiu Ya and stood still to think. He did not sneer, nor did he look at people sideways. Looking at him like this, with his eyebrows and eyes warm, he actually had a bit of the gentlemanly demeanor of being modest and elegant.

After a moment, Shen Qingqiu said, "I don't understand."

Liu Qingge casually made a sharp sword flower and said, "What don't you understand?"

A disciple beside Ji Jue suddenly said, "Oh my God, he doesn't understand again."

Another disciple whispered, "I... I can't do it anymore... I feel uncomfortable in my stomach, I'll go down first..."

Ji Jue hurriedly said, "Junior brother, wait for me, I'll..."

Junior brother pushed him back, "Stay! Didn't you just come back?"

On the field, Shen Qingqiu said, "In those moves just now, if I used my right hand to attack you with a sword, my left hand would I'll deduct a spiritual power critical strike and find an opportunity to hit you in the lower abdomen. There is still a chance to win. "

Liu Qingge sneered: "No way."

Shen Qingqiu insisted: "It's possible."

Liu Qingge: "You can win, why don't you try?"

Shen Qingqiu said reservedly: "This is not a competition, it's not good to get serious."

Liu Qingge didn't say much to him, and said to the audience: "Come on!"

The person he casually pointed at was like a warrior of Yishui, who went on the stage with a face ready to die. He imitated Shen Qingqiu's way and fought Liu Qingge for a few moves, and was directly blown away by the sword energy of Chengluan.

Liu Qingge then put the sword back into the sheath and said to Shen Qingqiu: "Did you see it? It doesn't work."

Shen Qingqiu unfolded his folding fan, shook it in front of his chest, and said with a smile: "I see. Junior Brother Liu reacted too quickly. It really doesn't work. "

Ji Jue complained to Shang Qinghua in a low voice: "Every time he says 'don't understand', Senior Brother Liu will find someone to demonstrate until he understands..."

No wonder the disabled population in Baizhan Peak has only increased in recent days, and Qiancao Peak is bustling with people.

Shang Qinghua only had one idea.

Shen Qingqiu did this on purpose! ! !

After the game, Liu Qingge continued to train the Baizhan Peak disciples. Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua greeted each other and walked down the mountain together. Before leaving the mountain gate, Ji Jue came over carrying two sacks to give to Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua.

Shang Qinghua didn't know why, so he untied the belt and took a look, only to see two bloody and furry things nestled inside: "This is..."

Ji Jue said with a dull expression: "The short-haired monster that Senior Brother Liu hunted back, I heard it tastes very good. The two Senior Brothers can take it back to the peak and cook it themselves."

Short-haired monster? Short-haired monster? Has he ever set up this kind of monster? ! Can it be eaten? Are you serious? !

Shen Qingqiu also seemed to be very doubtful about the edibility of this thing: "Take the trouble..."

Ji Jue read on the stick: "Senior brother said that this is a gift in return for the tea sent from Qingjing Peak last time."

Shang Qinghua felt like shit in his heart, with a smile on his face: "So, I am taking advantage of Senior Brother Shen. I just don't know what kind of good tea it is?"

Shen Qingqiu said amiably: "It was harvested from the tea fields of my eldest disciple Mingfan's home. As for whether it is good or not, Junior Brother Shang will know if he stops by Qingjing Peak to eat it."

Shang Qinghua said with a shy face, "Then I'll take advantage of Senior Brother Liu again."

So one person dragged a sack, pulling it here and there, towards Qingjing Peak.

As soon as I entered the mountain gate, the gentle breeze blew on my face and the birds were singing softly, which was very different from the outside world. The two of them stepped on the soft green fallen bamboos on the ground and felt refreshed.

Shen Qingqiu didn't know why, but he was in a very good mood. He didn't look like he had just lost to Liu Qingge. Instead, he casually praised: "Junior Brother Liu's swordsmanship is really good."

Shang Qinghua couldn't help but remind him: "Senior Brother Shen, how many times have you... lost?"

Shen Qingqiu thought for a while: "Huh? Well, you asked this morning? Only seven or eight times."

Then how can you be so calm? !

Shouldn't we gnash our teeth and let the pear blossoms rain down (...) Dujuan weeps and throws away his hands and goes back to seclusion for three months and vows to fight again?

Do you know that you are OOC? ! Can you be more dedicated? !

Shen Qingqiu tapped the back of his neck with the handle of his fan: "There is nothing we can do if we lose to the master of Baizhan Peak. It would be better to say that winning is abnormal."

"..." Shang Qinghua felt that he could no longer communicate with him.

This scene of harmonious friendship between brothers and sisters actually appeared between Shen Qingqiu and Liu Qingge - Oh my god, maybe in a few days, Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe will be able to flirt!

As soon as this terrifying scene flashed through his mind, he saw a white shadow rushing towards him. Suddenly something sticky fell into Shen Qingqiu's arms.

The soft thing shouted: "Master!"

Shen Qingqiu was almost thrown to the ground by him. He tilted his head. He held on to a thick bamboo and finally regained his balance. He saw Shang Qinghua looking on expressionlessly.

Looking at the handsome young man with his hands wrapped around Shen Qingqiu's waist like a diamond hoop, Shang Qinghua almost blurted out "Brother Bing"!

Shen Qingqiu waved the fan stiffly with one hand, and said without embarrassment: "Just scream, don't scream at a long voice. You jump on people all day long, and your uncle is still here, how can you behave like this!"

Luo Binghe slowly retracted his hand, stood up straight, and obediently called Master Shang before saying, "After finishing my morning lessons, I have been waiting here for Master to come back. I was so happy that I forgot about everything..."

Shang Qinghua's heart almost collapsed.

Luo Binghe held Shen Qingqiu's arm instead: "Master, why did you go so long today?"

"Today... there are probably a lot of people."

Luo Binghe naturally took the sack in Shen Qingqiu's hand: "Can I go next time?"

"It depends on how your swordsmanship improves." Shen Qingqiu said smoothly: "I don't know what kind of monster is in the bag. Your uncle Liu said it can be eaten. See if you can get the hair clean and how to eat it. "

"Oh." Luo Binghe happily agreed, shaking the bag, and the contents inside suddenly began to struggle.

"Master, you are still alive!"

When they arrived at the small reception hall of the bamboo house, Shen Qingqiu's disciples were still taking turns poking at the unknown creature in the sack. When they poked the short-haired monster, it let out a pitiful cry. They were still very excited and marveled at it. : "Master, you are really alive!"

"What should I do if I live? Or kill and eat?"

"No, it's so pitiful..."

Shang Qinghua tried his best to ignore this group of young disciples sitting around, lowering his head to drink tea, his heart twitching.

I remember that when I came here last time, all the disciples looked bitter and resentful. They stood like a pine tree and sat like a clock. Each of them had an ancient book in his hand. They recited it wherever they went as if they were chanting mantras, and they spoke in a cadence, citing scriptures. Looking at today... Is this still Qingjing Peak, which is famous for its pretense of artistic young people?

Whole Children - A daycare center for children with ADHD.

Shen Qingqiu said: "Just keep the ones alive."

Mingfan quickly objected: "Eat it, let's eat it. We haven't raised it before, so we don't know how much it needs to eat. It's troublesome to change the water, take a walk, etc..."

Ning Yingying pouted and said, "Come on, I definitely won't be raising it for you. Of course Master will raise it for A Luo."

She raised her head and asked, "Master, where did you catch this strange thing?"

"A gift from the Master of Baizhan Peak. Tea leaves as a gift in return."

Hearing this, Ning Yingying groaned and said: "Master, I don't like Bai Zhan Peak, they are so annoying... last time they bullied A Luo with their sword skills, and even chased him..."

Shang Qinghua thought: This is normal. The Bai Zhan Peak lineage's dislike for Luo Binghe was natural. Maybe it's a single-celled organism's intuition about potentially evil elements.

After Ning Yingying finished her scolding, she demanded: "Master, you must help us teach them a lesson!"

"Pfft -" Shen Qingqiu choked, turned to Shang Qinghua, and said with a decent smile: "Ahem...this kid, what nonsense are you talking about...there is harmony and friendship between fellow students, how can you constantly give me a harsh lesson?"

Shang Qinghua claimed yes, responded with the same dry smile, and drank tea desperately.

Sister Yingying, Liu Qingge has already taught them a miserable lesson without your master taking action. The fact is that Shen Qingqiu is responsible for "harmony and friendship", and Liu Qingge is responsible for "teaching him a harsh lesson"... He is indeed a hypocrite! Shang Qinghua was deeply pleased. Shen Qingqiu was indeed the sinister Shen Qingqiu!

At this time, Luo Binghe brought tea leaves and went into the hall to present them to Shang Qinghua. Shen Qingqiu said: "Junior brother, thank you for taking care of Anding Peak..."

But there was still a squatting figure on the ground who was unwilling to give up. Ning Yingying said excitedly: "Master, you must give A Luo a break!"

"..." Shen Qingqiu couldn't bear it anymore: "Yingying, go out and play!"

Luo Binghe said hurriedly: "Don't vent your anger or anything. It's just that the disciple's skills are inferior to others, which will embarrass the master and Qingjing Peak."

Shen Qingqiu comforted him: "It's just that your foundation is not very good at the moment. As long as you work hard and given time, you will be able to surpass them."

Mingfan said disdainfully: "It's just him who has to wait a hundred years to surpass Baizhan Peak." Ning Yingying lost her temper: "You look down on our Qingjing Peak and Aluo so much. You can go to Baizhan Peak and see if they are willing." I won’t take you in!” Shen Qingqiu raised his eyebrows and said, “Didn’t I ask you to go out to play? Why are you still here? Binghe, please get them out and stop being embarrassed here.”

Shang Qinghua felt like he was going to have a myocardial infarction.

What kind of ghosts are these Shen Qingqiu brand red candle gardeners and Luo Binghe brand caring little cotton-padded jackets!

Please don't tell me that Shen Qingqiu really went to Bai Zhan Peak to make fun of people just to vent his anger on Luo Binghe!

This scene of a kind father and a filial son... bah bah bah raising a case with eyebrows... bah bah bah, treating each other as if they were guests, is more fantasy than Shen Qingqiu and Liu Qingge having a peaceful sparring match. If things continue like this, they might actually start flirting one day. Bah, if that happens, he will swallow three kilograms of Rexiang.

By the way, the idiom "Airplane Chicory" has always been poorly used, and the few people I knew used it to describe Liu Mingyan's beauty. The most frequently used ones are "chest shaking" and "blow bomb can break". "Respect each other as guests" should be used correctly here...

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